You crack me up. I can't stop laughing at this part. You know you're in bad shape when you start dreaming about other posters

it was weird...espeically the part about being exhausted when waking up. Ive been working out at night and playing far too much Call of Duty.....while ignoring the home improvement projects in my den Its weird, i can remember like maybe 3 other dreams vividly in my life... all the others have faded within minutes after waking.

and even though I like NhlNut as poster quite a bit I was a bit surpised it was his name i thought of lol.

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In reality I think the correct action was taken by remaining calm and letting the shark clear out.

I have to admit the thought of how do I hook this thing so I can catch him would have crossed my mind. Assuming a person lived through it, what an AWESOME fish story they would have!!

I think you have already answered your question. Call of Duty has destroyed your brain.

have i redeemed my manliness fish?

If not then I'd grab a hold of a tailfin when it trys to swim away and pull it back. Maybe with a pipe in my mouth or something.

"Oh no you dont shark... you started this....now FEEL THE PAIN!"

My only hope would be that the shark gets grossed out by my urine-filled kayak.

I've had a few dreams where specific 2+2 posters made an appearance. Dominic was in one as I recall. I woke up laughing about the fact that I would actually dream about my online friends.

Another dream had Mat Sklansky in it. I can't remember what Mat and I were doing in my dream but I woke up feeling really good about him.

Next time you dream of me, leave my wife out of it and includfe a hot tub please

lol! How could I forget, you were my last really good dream! omg that was hilarious. You were a ship's carpenter. I had to ask your wife for permission to spend quality time with you

you're doing it wrong...

3 > 2

DUCY? Katy does

Db, I'm clearly conflicted about my feelings. I want to spend time with you in my dream, I just feel very guilty about the whole wife thing! If it makes you feel any better, your wife was very cool and pretty.

hahahaha, Landon, you're too funny.

That is definitely a great white. Too big to be anything else. I've been in the water with a great white before....scuba diving...it's much safer to be under the surface with him where he can see you're not what he normally eats than on the surface, where he might think you're a seal.

It was great, I swam up and petted him, he turned over so I could scratch his belly, then he gave me a ride through the water while I held into his fin.*

Katy, what was I doing in your dream?? C'mon, tell the truth, we're all friends.

She Who Must Be Obeyed will be fine with it, honest

So you're the one who's been creeping around my apartment while I'm asleep! Could you keep it down from now on?

I had a massive dream the other night. My grandpa was in it, but that's all I remember.
Lesson = don't eat del taco right before bed.

re: shark
the only real danger is that the shark will check to see if the boat is edible a little too roughly. I'd be ready to give him a taste of paddle if he does.

SPeaking of great whites, there's a reality show on about a team catching and tracking great whites. they attached a huge hydraulic lift onto a large fishing boat.


really cool with great underwater shots.

I have seen the commercials for that. Looks very cool!

you just know Fish wishes he could hunt a great white shark in Montana with a cross bow.

for db,

http://www.geekologie.com/image.php?...aring-full.jpg

I WOULD like to catch one with a rod and reel. Holy crap that would be cool!!!

lol

you should see what it takes for the scientist to catch one.
basically, it's what the "deadliest catch" guys use to hook the crab cages. with a huge circle hook. and a square foot of blubber.

Axe Cop: written and created by a 5 year old and illustrated by his older brother...

its a comic book with some very weird stories, some cool art, and its funny...

www.axecop.com

I had one last night. It was a musical, of all things. Very upbeat. A couple old friends and I were dancing and singing in and out of street shops. IGOS?

GOS

It's a high pressure power steering fluid hose and it costs over $500 to replace a foot or two of rubber, not counting labor.

haha Mel Gibson.... "I DESERVE TO BE BLOWN!"

Yep. My OPs have been epic fails for the most part. I think that I try to make them as broad-based and as unfocused as possible, but for whatever reason, they don't catch on.

My dreams are extremely vivid, and some of them still haunt me to this day. I tend to have a bunch of nightmares, but it's not as bad as it used to be.

One that I had was I was sleeping on a cliff in terrible rainstorm. I woke up because I knew there was something terrible outside. I fell back to sleep in the hopes it would go away, but I kept waking up and it was still there.

I only know at this point that it is freezing cold and wet, and if I look out the blanket I am going to die.

After waking and falling back to sleep, I finally look, and this white humanoid looks at me and grabs my throat.

That was a pretty bad one, but I remember far worse.

when you are in dream state, you are usually in REM sleep, and that is also called "paradoxical sleep," because while you are dreaming, your body is completely paralized because you aren't supposed to act out your dreams in case you hurt yourself.

Anyways, it doesn't always work like this. Don't sweat it until you wake up at 4am and you are in the kitchen pouring hot coffee down your leg.

Too much call of duty, or whatever may be the issue. I would think your brain is trying to figure out a problem you are having in playing the game. Is there a level you are having particular problems with?

diebitter was Jesus? Awesome.

I'm happy that I once caught a minnow.

Time for a second opinion.