I was bored, so I wrote a post. Here goes...

As a boy it is fairly standard to have a celebrity crush. As you get older it doesn't really change. It goes from just wanting to kiss them to wanting to do very nasty things to them the older you get, but that's life.

The entertaining thing is that over time your crushes usually change. Not necessarily because you dislike the first one, but because you might get a bit bored of her, your tastes change, someone else better comes along or your crush gets fat.

So without further ado here are my number one celebrity crushes over the years. The years are estimated as I didn't (sadly) keep a diary on such facts. I tried my best to find photos from around the time of my love for them.

Elle Macpherson - Pre 1993

First crush and why not. She was smoking hot and an Aussie. She got the nickname "the body" for good reason. Many a teenage night were spent 'thinking' about her.

I still remember hearing about how she got signed to her first modeling agency. She was a nobody going in for an interview and they asked her why they should employ her as a model. Apparently she just took her top off and she got the job. True or not, awesome story.








Current notes - Absolutely amazing looking for almost 50 years old. Not really fair for other woman that's she's around.


Isla Fisher - 1993 to 1995

I first laid eyes on this beauty in 1993 on a very short lived show called Paradise Beach. It was a terrible show that ran for a couple of years. She only appeared in a few episodes and was 17 at the time (it's ok, I was 15 at the time so nothing illegal going on here), but I was instantly in love.

She joined the crew at Home and Away for 4 years and I use to watch it religiously. Another terrible Aussie show, but it was all worth it for her. I still remember one scene where her and Selina went to some pond and got stuck there because they had left the radio on in the car. It was memorable due to them wearing bikinis. Good memories.





A more recent one:



Current notes - doing very well in Hollywood (surprisingly). Didn't think much of her as an actress, but she's doing great. Oh and she's married to Borat. Nice!


Jennifer Love Hewitt - 1995 to 2004

First saw her in The Byrds of Paradise, where she sparked my interests, but it wasn't until Party of 5 that I knew it was love. It was also around the time I got my first computer and I'm fairly sure I had about 30 wallpaper pictures on rotation as by desktop background. My love for her lasted a long time.












Current notes - never really made it big as an actress. Did ok, but I always thought she would make it, make it. She always had curves so it's no surprising that she 'blew out' as she got older. These days some of the photos of her are really really good, some not so much.


Anna Kournikova 2001

Not exactly sure when, but she definitely got to the top of the list at some stage. I think she may have knocked off Hewitt, for Hewitt to regain the crown shortly after. She actually made me watch tennis. I mean actually go out of my way to watch a game of tennis. That's impressive.







Current notes - didn't make it big as a tennis player due to injuries. Was actually pretty good. Married Enrique Iglesias who always use to talk about that he had a small dick. I would have been perfect for her then! Not only did he get to bed Kournikova, but Iglesias also got to make out with Jennifer Love Hewitt in a film clip. Such a lucky man.... Bastard!


Jessica Alba 2005 - 2011

'Into the blue' might be the best movie of all time. Oh the storyline is bad and the acting not much better, but Jessica Alba in a bikini for an hour and a half. OH MY GOD. I couldn't believe Hewitt got booted off top spot. Yes I know AK made it to number 1 above, but she only ever got slightly in front of Hewitt and for a very short time. Alba flew past Hewitt and left her in her dust.

Since then she has done a bunch of B Grade movies that were only ok at best. Sin City was good, but she was hardly in it.

I think overall she may be the one. It's really between her and Hewitt. They both where at the top of the list for about the same time. Hewitt's peak may have been higher, but Alba still looks amazing and she has the body type that will age well, so let's call it a dead heat.













Current notes - still acting and still looking incredible.


Miranda Kerr - 2011 to 2013

Being an Aussie Miranda Kerr was on my radar, but it wasn't actually until after she had a child she moved into the number 1 position. Seems strange as it usually works the other way. Maybe having a kid put a kilo or two on her and made her less super skinny model like. Not really sure as she is still really skinny. I think photos below may have been pre baby (except the one that shows she got her body back in a few months after giving birth).








Current notes - 2013 is current enough isn't it?


Nina Agdal - Current

I'm a bit up in the air at the moment on who number one should be. I only got introduced to Nina this year and fell in love. Don't think this is a long term crush, so open to all takers. I'm fairly confident that some Hollywood agent will be in contact shortly with some applications, as for any Hollywood scarlet to have "Fidstar's current celebrity crush" on their resume is equivalent to winning an Oscar.






One of my biggest disappointments in life is that I seem to pick actresses that don't like to get too naked. Oh how happy it would have made me to see Hewitt without a top in her prime. At least my model girls know what's makes me happy.

So tell me about your crushes through the ages...