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09-16-2011 , 04:59 PM
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When I was your age, all I had access to was the occasional Playboy I'd have to "borrow" from my Uncle's secret drawer. Once a year, I might get my hands on a Penthouse.

Of course, this was the 70s, so whether it was Playboy or Penthouse, all I could see below the belt was bush. I actually had no idea what a vagina looked like until I had sex for the first time.

I never saw an adult film until I was almost out of college. No porn at all.

Today, with what you jokers have available to you, I'm seeing a definite lack of interest from you in "real" girls. You're quite happy with your poker, your video games, your porn...and you don't seem all that interested in real girls. In fact, dare I say...you almost seem scared of them.

Nothing wrong with that...I was mystified by them when I was young. But they were a wonderful mystery, and sex was, well....sexy. Alluring. Special. Nowadays, when 14 year-olds have access to Facial Cum Dumpsters 7 on the interwebs, I'm wondering if you actually expect all sex to be that mechanical.

Next time you actually have sex? Look in her eyes, will ya? Have sex with a real person. not just some hole. realize you're sharing something with a vulnerable, interesting girl who you might actually get to like if you thought of her as more than an object to have sex with. Dare to show the girl respect and love!

THEN come on her face. it's so much hotter then.
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09-16-2011 , 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
Facial Cum Dumpsters 7
link?
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09-16-2011 , 05:01 PM
I dont see this thread going anywhere
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09-16-2011 , 05:01 PM
How did you ever get hard without porn...
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09-16-2011 , 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
How did you ever get hard without porn...
this is what I mean....so sad....
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09-16-2011 , 05:02 PM
thats like saying you have too much money
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09-16-2011 , 05:03 PM
Funny as he puts it, I think he's right about a lot of points. At least said with humor but still....Think about it.
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09-16-2011 , 05:05 PM
how can u not look into the girl's eyes?

nice read tho. afraid these guys are gonna stick to their porn regardless
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09-16-2011 , 05:05 PM
I don't think porn alone is contributing to the depersonalization of sexuality in the American male, but widespread high speed internet access.

DAMN YOU, AL GORE!
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09-16-2011 , 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Headcheese
Funny as he puts it, I think he's right about a lot of points. At least said with humor but still....Think about it.
He is right about everything, porn has ruined me.
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09-16-2011 , 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MadeLiefje
how can u not look into the girl's eyes?
'cause it's scary to think you're actually sharing something intimate instead of just banging a ho.
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09-16-2011 , 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MadeLiefje
how can u not look into the girl's eyes?
Permit me to demonstrate: turn around

Last edited by Low Key; 09-16-2011 at 05:10 PM. Reason: and bend over ldo
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09-16-2011 , 05:06 PM
I get told off for looking into girls eyes. They think it's freaky.

Also the ironing is delicious.
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09-16-2011 , 05:07 PM
Let me just add that as a woman, I'd rather bed a real man than some dude who treated me like a sex robot. There's just nothing erotic about that action to a woman.
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09-16-2011 , 05:09 PM
Im not as old aparently (33) but I can remember I was 14 when I first discovered the fap. JC Penny catalog bra and panty section was tha bomb, had zero access to nude pictures of any kind to fap
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09-16-2011 , 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Headcheese
Let me just add that as a woman
pics?
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09-16-2011 , 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
'cause it's scary to think you're actually sharing something intimate instead of just banging a ho.
how is that scary when it makes the sex better?

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Originally Posted by Low Key
Permit me to demonstrate: turn around
yea but even that gets boring after a while, what then

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Originally Posted by Da33le
I get told off for looking into girls eyes. They think it's freaky.

Also the ironing is delicious.
where are you gonna look then lol.

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Originally Posted by Headcheese
Let me just add that as a woman, I'd rather bed a real man than some dude who treated me like a sex robot. There's just nothing erotic about that action to a woman.
yep its bad sex. and for girls bad sex is not better than no sex.
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09-16-2011 , 05:14 PM
Seriously, I love a good internet fap search as much as the next guy, but it's not real sex. The porn you watch does not resemble real sex. As someone who knows more about porn than most people, that's not the way it's supposed to be.

I can't imagine being 17 years old now, with all of that access, having the sexual act completely de-mystified and for me.

Kissing was glorious. Making out was glorious. A touch of a breast, a sweaty small of the back....not everything had to end with intercourse, you know?
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09-16-2011 , 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Headcheese
Let me just add that as a woman, I'd rather bed a real man than some dude who treated me like a sex robot. There's just nothing erotic about that action to a woman.
nit
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09-16-2011 , 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by MadeLiefje
how is that scary when it makes the sex better?
that's my point
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09-16-2011 , 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
not everything had to end with intercourse, you know?
YGOS?
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09-16-2011 , 05:19 PM
Dominic for subforum
Dominic for subforum
Dominic for subforum
Dominic for subforum
Dominic for subforum
Dominic for subforum
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09-16-2011 , 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
that's my point
every girl knows that. guys are so silly.
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09-16-2011 , 05:21 PM
well said Dominic
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09-16-2011 , 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by EvanWilliams
pics?
In the horror movie thread in the lounge is where you will find my pics.


and yes....I'm a nit!
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