so i went out to the bars last night and ran into a old friend of mine who i began to tell about my luxurious lifestyle of an online poker pro that basically crushes the $5.25 HU's and how i do it real big.. And he says he likes the cut of my jib and wants in on this sweet honeypie. So I say I got u coverd my man call me tomorrow and we will set up an internet portal in which you can view my computer screen on your computer screen and exchange visual information via realtime aka Mikogo . Later in the night i see some fine chicka is gettin his grind on w my friend whom i was referring to earlier in this story and i hear her in the background when he rings me this morning and im like awww yea nam sayin? lets do dis dam ting! So then i get on mikogo and fire up 1 table and proceed to make upwards of $7-$9 in an hour of mouse clicking and im watching Scarface on repeat the part where they are cutting up that guy w the chainsaw bc that **** is gangsta , and I get this amazing idea. I get the impression that my friend isnt really paying attention probably being distracted by the gyrations of the female that is in his bed and the internet portal is probably just background clutter in the vigorous orgy that is probably raging between their sticky , bouncy bodies. So I find a rather interesting video of a woman being satisfied by a large black horse with a gigantic horse dong and I play that. About three minutes later he quits the mikogo session. About fifteen minutes after that I get a txt that says ,

"wtf man hat was not cool"
I can only assume that he meant to say, "that" instead of "hat", because my hat is definitely cool.

5 stars

pics of hat or gtfo!

ed gein wears man hats too

Cool wave of characters

in on ground floor

with no picture, not sure if like thread

approve.

thread like what?

HAHA - I loled my ass off.

o3l

god bless you 8 hi

A+ Would read again imo

pics of cat

a+

I love your hat, 8high~

cool hat, bro

awesome, voting 5

in 10 years there will be a literary form known as 8 hiism imo

edgy intro

pm pics of horse plz

asap