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10-24-2009 , 10:09 PM

#126

bbones31

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Originally Posted by 8_high

u cant be a 0 on the scale of 1-10 you can only be as low as a 1, otherwise we are operating with 11 numbers 0-10 and that is really a scale of 11 not a scale of ten , so if someone asked you , hey how much do you like this thing on a scale of 10 , the highest you could say would be 9 if you were using 0 which is pretty counter intuitive and could cause confusion, possibly hurt some peoples feelings, etc. So in the future only go as low as a 1 when you are rating someone poorly otherwise you could potentially collapse the entire 10 scale rating system. Thanks,

-8_high

lol, great

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10-25-2009 , 12:26 AM

#127

11beatsperminute

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Pretty sure Mr. Stache has a huge penis.

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10-25-2009 , 12:34 AM

#128

animal_chin

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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

Pretty sure Mr. Stache has a huge penis.

Pretty sure you're wrong.

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10-25-2009 , 12:36 AM

#129

11beatsperminute

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Originally Posted by animal_chin

Pretty sure you're wrong.

How so?

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10-25-2009 , 12:47 AM

#130

animal_chin

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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

How so?

First of all having a dick that people are saying that he has in this thread is incredibly rare (like if he really has a 12" **** that is like 1 in 1 million or more). And don't go citing me porn stars, they all lie about their **** size. Also, I read the thread over on the bodybuilding forums and somebody there said that from these and other pics it didn't look like he was packin' by the way his pants looked. Third, I've read stories about Jonah Felcon (the dude who actually has a 13in ****, which is considered the largest human penis in the world) and he said his **** is so massive chicks get scared and he hasn't had sex in over ten years. Most guys with really huge dicks go gay. So in closing he might have a 7in penis, he might even have an 8in penis, but there is no way in hell he has a 12in horsecock like the people on here are claiming.

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10-25-2009 , 12:50 AM

#131

Imbrokeson

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he looks like that dude from wedding crashers that wanted Vince Vaughn

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10-25-2009 , 12:52 AM

#132

markksman

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Originally Posted by getterdone36

someday I will teach you fine young men of 4L that it doesn't take 12 inches to pull a girl like that

Thank god, because there would have to be 3 of me then.

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10-25-2009 , 12:57 AM

#133

11beatsperminute

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Originally Posted by animal_chin

Seems like you´re a hell of a penis-expert.

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10-25-2009 , 03:25 AM

#134

LonesomeFugitive

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Originally Posted by woman_in_panties

I think you left out the most likely option.

Maybe he's a drug dealer, she's a drug addict.

I was going to include drug dealer but he does not look like one. And she doesn't look like a drug addict either.

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10-25-2009 , 03:28 AM

#135

animal_chin

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Originally Posted by LonesomeFugitive

I was going to include drug dealer but he does not look like one. And she doesn't look like a drug addict either.

She could very easily have a coke habit.

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10-25-2009 , 07:33 AM

#136

JokersAttack

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Originally Posted by animal_chin

lol, the term "12 inch ****" is a euphemism for a "very large ****".

whether a **** is "very large or not" is dependent on the girl, but generally, maybe 7.5-8+ inches is considered this.

the fact that you needed to write that post tells me that you're very insecure about your tiny peen. try using *******

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10-25-2009 , 07:43 AM

#137

Phleggm

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Originally Posted by Lisa Jonez

What's so bad about living in a trailer?

TILT!!!!!

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10-25-2009 , 07:55 AM

#138

Phleggm

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Originally Posted by animal_chin

No. He is either

A. her drug dealer
B. the king of the trailer park (which is sorta like A)
C. the only one that can put up with her ******ation long enough to stick around (this includes her sexing other guys and her obviously low IQ).
D. the one that was around when she was fat and ugly and now she got skinny and she is still with him.

No, he is none of those. He is the manager of the trailer park and he is here to collect the rent. And, she is smiling because he isn't looking for MONEY.

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10-25-2009 , 08:48 AM

#139

ruffneckTX

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Wow would def hit the girl several times in every hole she wanted me too, the dudes hair is well I am at a loss for words.

Pron staches are cool if you can groww a full lip, not sure what hes going for with that ******ed catepillar hes got there.

And to help with some sexxytime pic for tugging

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10-25-2009 , 10:46 AM

#140

animal_chin

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Originally Posted by JelqersAttack

Na. If I was going to do anything I would start jelqing my way to 8in.

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10-25-2009 , 10:51 AM

#141

JOEYCLARK

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I had a spine-tingling moment where I went to the forum in OP, and realised, here, in BBV, we are not alone in the universe. O_O

Also, JelqersAttack... sick name. > original iyam.

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10-25-2009 , 10:56 AM

#142

animal_chin

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Originally Posted by JOEYCLARK

Also, JelqersAttack... sick name. > original iyam.

I got it from pelican I think...

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10-25-2009 , 11:37 AM

#143

JokersAttack

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i measured my peen "the proper way" and it was only slightly bigger than average

this inspires me to start jelqing again.

Last edited by JokersAttack; 10-25-2009 at 11:38 AM. Reason: whad'ya think joanne?

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10-25-2009 , 11:40 AM

#144

zOrO2k6

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where did you get my gf pictures?? gtfo!

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10-25-2009 , 11:48 AM

#145

animal_chin

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack

i measured my peen "the proper way" and it was only slightly bigger than average

this inspires me to start jelqing again.

I'd start jelqing today if I wasn't so lazy.

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10-25-2009 , 11:52 AM

#146

sofocused978

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Originally Posted by 8_high

and everyone is going to make fun of her and talk **** and that will spite her so she will stay with him way longer than she would've just to prove to herself that true love does exist and love trumps looks and eventually time will wear on and the question remains beneath her facade wether she really could be happier with someone else and she will convince herself subconsciously that something with his personality or morality conflicts with her and she will make months of drama over it and eventually will break up with him citing character differences but they can still be friends and this is harder for her than it is for him and he will never have his heart broken harder and will lead the rest of his life at a deadbeat job at the jiffy lube drinking cheap vodka in his coffee out of a styrofoam coffee cup changing air filters and brake fluids but the benefits are good and he thinks about her every day but the taste of her skin is so far gone buried beneath years of isolation and fields and mountains and trees and stones and stones and stones.

great poast sir so much truth

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10-25-2009 , 12:17 PM

#147

YellowHatGuy

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i would hump her butt

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10-25-2009 , 12:29 PM

#148

markksman

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She can't love him because if she did she would demand he change his hairstyle or she would break up with him.

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10-25-2009 , 01:06 PM

#149

KSOT

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Originally Posted by woman_in_panties

I think you left out the most likely option.

Maybe he's a drug dealer, she's a drug addict.

The cornerstone of any healthy relationship.

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10-25-2009 , 01:22 PM

#150

wiper

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at first i thought to myself, 'damn, dude's definitely gonna kill himself when she inevitably leaves'...but then i thought, 'he'll be crushed, but the confidence of already pulling one fine chick will lead to more fine chicks being pulled'...

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