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10-11-2007 , 03:04 PM
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So far I've the opinions of about a dozen people on this, and most don't think it's close. However, there's a pretty even split as to their answer, so I need to pole a larger group.

Also, feel free to explain your answer. I'll post mine in a bit.

Edit: I forgot to add that we can assume the proper lube and warm-up procedure will be used for catching, so that you don't have to worry about any physical damage. Also, you will catch no diseases from either.
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10-11-2007 , 03:06 PM
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i can't imagine this is going to be close, assuming you're only poleing heterosexual males.
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10-11-2007 , 03:06 PM
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is the dude PA?

is the goat one of these?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Famous_goats
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10-11-2007 , 03:06 PM
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Thread delivers.
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10-11-2007 , 03:06 PM
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catch from a dude. some people think that's acceptable. I'd rather try catching and find it being ok, than getting into a goat and finding pleasure in it
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10-11-2007 , 03:06 PM
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pitch to a goat, easy. but i already kinda like animals.
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10-11-2007 , 03:06 PM
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i pitch to a goat, that way at least i get something out of it

also....damn dude.......
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10-11-2007 , 03:07 PM
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Depends. Male or female goat?
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10-11-2007 , 03:07 PM
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male or female goat?
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10-11-2007 , 03:07 PM
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Lol easiest answer ever, if I can pick the Dude.

I mean, the dude.


OOps...
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10-11-2007 , 03:11 PM
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To be honest, I'm amazed that there are a significant number of people picking the goat. Seriously, guys. While gay sex isn't my thing, it's also doesn't involve barnyard animals!

In order to pitch to a goat, you must be erect. How many of you think it's likely you can keep it erect long enough to nail a goat, and would prefer that to catching a dude, which you can walk away from not having to hate yourself for.
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10-11-2007 , 03:15 PM
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and imagine the utter shame of knowing you laid ur seed in a goat, for the rest of ur life
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10-11-2007 , 03:16 PM
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While barnyard animals isn't my thing, it's also doesn't involve gay sex!
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10-11-2007 , 03:17 PM
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i could deal moreso with the emotional pain of the goat more that the emotional/physical pain from the guy
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To be honest, I'm amazed that there are a significant number of people picking the goat. Seriously, guys. While gay sex isn't my thing, it's also doesn't involve barnyard animals!

In order to pitch to a goat, you must be erect. How many of you think it's likely you can keep it erect long enough to nail a goat, and would prefer that to catching a dude, which you can walk away from not having to hate yourself for.
It sounds to me like someone is trying to rationalize away some poor choices made one drunken evening...
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10-11-2007 , 03:17 PM
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also you could kill the goat afterwards and eat it
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10-11-2007 , 03:18 PM
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also you could kill the goat afterwards and eat it
and share it w/ ur sister, if ur ILoveMrSlope
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10-11-2007 , 03:20 PM
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I am not ILoveMrSlope and I do not have a sister...and even if i did that bitch isnt getting [censored] from me!
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10-11-2007 , 03:20 PM
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also you could kill the goat afterwards and eat it
Well you could do that in both situations. See, there was this guy in Germany who put this ad in the paper...
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10-11-2007 , 03:21 PM
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you could just pop a little bit of viagra.
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10-11-2007 , 03:22 PM
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and imagine the utter shame of knowing you laid ur seed in a goat, for the rest of ur life
wear a rubber?
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10-11-2007 , 03:24 PM
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and imagine the utter shame of knowing you laid ur seed in a goat, for the rest of ur life
wear a rubber?
if this is allowed, then I change my answer
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10-11-2007 , 03:25 PM
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also you could kill the goat afterwards and eat it
I saw a video once where this girl blows a bull and then they slaughter it and she eats it for dinner naked. hot stuff.
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10-11-2007 , 03:26 PM
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also you could kill the goat afterwards and eat it
I saw a video once where this girl blows a bull and then they slaughter it and she eats it for dinner naked. hot stuff.
link?
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10-11-2007 , 03:26 PM
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and imagine the utter shame of knowing you laid ur seed in a goat, for the rest of ur life
wear a rubber?
if this is allowed, then I change my answer
that and the fact that you could take the necessary precautions to only make pitching to the goat last for a short amount of time. you're at someone else's mercy when catching.
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