So, I wasn't able to take my anti-depression meds yesterday and I was in full withdrawal and had a touch of fever when I went to bed last night. I don't know what AD meds do to your REM cycle, but it opens up the flood gates when i'm withdrawing and i have vivid, usually awful dreams.

in this one, I got abducted by an islamo-doomsday-sadist cult that was in the midst of a breeding program to create a master race. One absolute demon was in charge, but women held powerful roles.

The upshot is that I was trepanned (google it) and my brain was mutilated for sport and ridicule. I tried over and over again to escape but wasn't successful. Eventually, I made it back to my house by almost going through another plane of existance. Once I got there, I learned that agents of the cult was set to firebomb my house and kill me and my family.

As I was trying to sort that out, we were duped to going back to the cult's compound because they promised it was all a test and I'd passed and we could go to paradise. It was this that made me think, afterwards, that I might have gone to hell or some other similar plane through transubstantiation.

One good part was that I was given a reporter chick that the group had captured. She had nice full hips, kinda short with big terts, and brown hair. She was told that the guy with half his head ripped off would be mating with her and she was like "**** it, lets do this."

She let a female cultist strip her, and spank her while I got ready to mount. I drove it home, but, of course, I can't complete in dreams, so it was a bit disappointing.

I stopped here.

OP: are you sure you didn't plant some peyote cactus in that garden of yours?

lol you've been rolling **** in the village again amirite?

wat

i didnt even read the OP but i already feel better about myself

tl;dr cliffnotes etc etc

Why did I laugh so hard at this?

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Hope this helps.

Kevroc, I love you

AD meds sound like they suck, I'd like you not to be depressed. Here's a start: You have a great vocabulary and quite an imagination! Reflect on this in thankfulness while you garden.

thank you poker amateur, i am a published writer

kevroc, things seem a bit clearer to me now...

Every time Blut poasts I feel better about myself.

blut, in another thread you mentioned the vampire boy incident. Now that Ive read this op things have become much more clear concerning that old thread (series of threads?)



Youre a ****** nutjob.