Oh yea that made me think of another one. I told my ex that i was engaged and getting married in three weeks as a joke. She went like white and started tearing up and couldnt talk. When i told her i was kidding it was like someone just gave her cpr. Quite funny to watch.

OK, mines from a woman to a man but it still counts.

Met this guy at Binions in Vegas, talked with him for several weeks after, went back to meet him for a date while there for poker. He took me out to that club at Stratosphere and within 30 mins I found out he was a truly obnoxious, jealous *******, so I told him I was going to the bathroom and went straight to the taxi line and tried to ditch his ass.

The funny part: He actually followed me out (jealous, remember? I guess he wanted to make sure I made it to the bathroom ok (whatEVER)) and when he saw me going outside towards the taxi, he yelled my name out, so I swerved to the bench and pretended I had gone outside because I thought I was going to throw up.

Got him convinced that I was about to hurl and that I needed to be left alone and then I ran to the taxi and never recieved his calls again.

Talk about awkward if I run into him again in Vegas since I'm there so often.

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That's not too bad, but if you really want an interesting thread start one on the worst thing a woman has done to a man...

Wow thats like really tame and standard imo. Comn you have to have something better then that like you ****ed ur x-bf's bro or something. Its ok its bbv4life we wont judge you.

I was home from college after my freshman year.

My high school girlfriend called me on the phone, she said she was at a Bachelorette party and was feeling really hammered.

We hadn't talked since high school, but she called me drunk that night and asked if we could meet.

So I threw a blanket in the back of the truck and headed out to meet her in a field between our two houses.
She was hammered, and giggling a lot, and she just went straight for my Moby with her mouth like five minutes after we met. (brag) Anyways, I get to doing her doggystyle and I am getting close when I notice she is starting to slump downward.

I say something to her like, "This is awesome, isn't it?," but no reply.
She had passed out.

Decisions, decisions. I thought about it for about 20 seconds, then jammed it back in and finished while she laid there passed out. It wasn't my fault she drank so much that night. Also, I didn't have a condom so I just did the yank and spank and blew a hot load of my java-juice all over her naked ass.

She was still naked and passed out, so I wrapped her in the blanket, and put her in the passenger seat of her car. Then I locked the door to her car, and left her there to sober up by morning.

(Only regret was I didn't go back door while she was KO'd)
(I also never saw that blanket again)

read diary
cheated on
"have you gained weight?"
pooped on bathroom floor and stole some drinks after nutting on her hair

I woulda gone the backdoor route and left her on her porch. I'm assuming she lived with her parents right?

LOL, my thoughts on this was standard, standard, standard, ****ing awesome!!!!

all is normal until the pooped on floor part, y??????????????????????????

First post in BBV4L:

Had a jawing match with some obnoxious whores at a sandwich shop in entertainment district after a night out. One of them left their cell phone at the pick up counter. Ship pics of her blowing some dude to 100+ including fam.

Wow. Unless someone like at emy children i dont think i could do this. You sir are an *******.

I love it. Only if you had known her...

The only one that comes to mind is when I was in 9th grade. Some girl came over during lunch to where my friends and I were hanging out and said "xxxx likes you" and i say "whose that?" (i still dont remember her name) The girl points over to another lunch table and before I can respond to her statement one of my friends bursts out laughing and pointing at the girl. Then he says "hell no dude" and I just say "yea pretty much". The girl leaves, I look over my shoulder a few minutes later and the girl wasn't crying or anything but rather she was staring at me like she wanted to murder me or cut my dick off.

Wow that made me think back to old days. There was this girl in middle school who like loved me. She absolutely was infatuated with me. Well one valentines day at school she brought me over a present. I just look disgusted and threw it on the ground. She ran away crying.

The best I can come up with is the standard "accidental facial" that happened a few times (lol).

"Whoops, I didn't mean to... didn't you notice?"

Man, I dont even remember tha **** u wrotes before but from subconciousness I bet u had some ****ed up **** happen to you, karma is a roller koster ride if u make it so.

winner, /end thread

qft

Well, there was that one time I slept with the brother of the guy I lost my virginity to, but I didn't think that counted....

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When things didn't go really well with my girlfriend me and a friend held a poolparty with a 4:1 ratio girl:guy and it was awesome...I ended in bed with a girl and got sexytime the next morning...Felt really bad for my girlfriend so I told her and she broke up with me (omg I'm weak) so I just dated that other girl and did her again before dumping her because she was dumb

holy **** yes batman that counts

this one time i was on an airplane and the woman beside me fell asleep...

Whats wrong with that?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. she must have been alreet's sister

my ex didn't want me back anymore not even for sexytime :/ how lame was that