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02-03-2009 , 04:05 PM

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m3gatl20n

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,662

Isn't this the plot line to my best friends girl?

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02-03-2009 , 04:06 PM

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MoneyMatt1

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25,995

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Originally Posted by Darren

When you get the mic at the reception, start telling dead baby jokes. Bonus points if the bride is pregnant.

Q: What's red and scratches at the window?

A: A baby in a microwave

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

With a straw!!!!

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02-03-2009 , 04:09 PM

#53

MoneyMatt1

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25,995

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Originally Posted by m3gatl20n

Isn't this the plot line to my best friends girl?

no it just happens that way... its pretty much the Opposite of Hitch.. him messing up the wedding just comes because... well u gotta watch the movie

also i took this from the movie lol

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Originally Posted by MoneyMatt1

go up to the brides mom when shes alone and say ibet u were amajor hottie back in ur day... she will prob say something like 'o u kno i was' then u stand up, pull ur dick out, and say 'so we doin this?'

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