Worse Night Ever tl;dr (CLIFF NOTES)
08-22-2009
, 04:58 AM
**** MY LIFE 
Tonight I thought was going to be eventful and very exciting but the opposite was true:
Went out to go bowling with this chick tonight that kicking it with a bit which was fun. I then take her to this park where its pretty secluded and private. We make out...boring then i start sucking her tits. I try to go any further and i get denied :/ Thought I was getting a bj fersure like 85/15 so was real steamin. So I drop her off like zzz boring wanna bust. Then girl calls me downtown and she says she at this club "mix" and wants me to swing by. I happily oblige since this was minutes after dropping off the nit. This girl is a freak and def wanted to ****. So i drive 5-10 mins to this club and fine out its 21...and im not so she says she cant come outside or she cant get back in blah blah blah. So im steamin drove downtown for nothing. On the way out of downtown I drive the wrong way and almost get into an accident...great. I then go to my friend's house because he has beer pong there occasionally. Obv no one is there just him were both sitting there trying to do something. Were both under 21 or ldo go to bar, club, etc. This girl calls my friend and says there a party 20-25 minutes away and we snap call. 10 minutes later she says its a sausage fest and doesnt want to go anymore. So were playing super smash bros hating life calling/texting ppl try to do something. I call this girl that is always down to suck some dick and shes going to a party. She says that no 1 else can come because its fully occupied. So great nothing else to do. I text my neighbor who says shes playing pong at her house. I ask if its cool if me and my friend come. Shes like "yeah fersure just 2 ppl trying to keep it small" So we get jack in the box and then head over. I knock on the door and she looks at me like "wtf?". I'm like hi? sup? shes respondes "WE JUST GOT HERE I WAS GOING TO CALL WHEN YOU COULD COME OVER!" like uhhh ok? so can we come in and she gives a bitchy face and lets us in. Soon as we got there see top 5 biggest tool's hanging out. hes 22-23 hanging with 17-19 year olds...thinks hes a rapper etc etc. He seems wasted out of his mind. Then theres like 4 other people randomly sitting around. There sort on cups so i happily walk next door to get cups. I wash them out with the hose and then head over like 5 minutes later. I knock on the door and look through the glass and see them sitting not answering the door...finally this random dude answers the door and says "were not trying to have beer pong tonight." Im like ok I just want to drink... he's like i ono man just us are kinda drinking...So i say w/e tell my neighbor to go **** yourself. Walking home with hella cups in my hand totally sober with no diggnity left. Feel like jumping off the cliff.
CLIFF NOTES:
Was teh 85% to get a bj ran bad
Slut downtown wanted to **** but couldn't leave the club.
Random girl doesn't want to go to party with bunch of dudes
My neighbor who used to always chill with kicks me out of a 5 person kick back
In before suicide is the only option
Tonight I thought was going to be eventful and very exciting but the opposite was true:
Went out to go bowling with this chick tonight that kicking it with a bit which was fun. I then take her to this park where its pretty secluded and private. We make out...boring then i start sucking her tits. I try to go any further and i get denied :/ Thought I was getting a bj fersure like 85/15 so was real steamin. So I drop her off like zzz boring wanna bust. Then girl calls me downtown and she says she at this club "mix" and wants me to swing by. I happily oblige since this was minutes after dropping off the nit. This girl is a freak and def wanted to ****. So i drive 5-10 mins to this club and fine out its 21...and im not so she says she cant come outside or she cant get back in blah blah blah. So im steamin drove downtown for nothing. On the way out of downtown I drive the wrong way and almost get into an accident...great. I then go to my friend's house because he has beer pong there occasionally. Obv no one is there just him were both sitting there trying to do something. Were both under 21 or ldo go to bar, club, etc. This girl calls my friend and says there a party 20-25 minutes away and we snap call. 10 minutes later she says its a sausage fest and doesnt want to go anymore. So were playing super smash bros hating life calling/texting ppl try to do something. I call this girl that is always down to suck some dick and shes going to a party. She says that no 1 else can come because its fully occupied. So great nothing else to do. I text my neighbor who says shes playing pong at her house. I ask if its cool if me and my friend come. Shes like "yeah fersure just 2 ppl trying to keep it small" So we get jack in the box and then head over. I knock on the door and she looks at me like "wtf?". I'm like hi? sup? shes respondes "WE JUST GOT HERE I WAS GOING TO CALL WHEN YOU COULD COME OVER!" like uhhh ok? so can we come in and she gives a bitchy face and lets us in. Soon as we got there see top 5 biggest tool's hanging out. hes 22-23 hanging with 17-19 year olds...thinks hes a rapper etc etc. He seems wasted out of his mind. Then theres like 4 other people randomly sitting around. There sort on cups so i happily walk next door to get cups. I wash them out with the hose and then head over like 5 minutes later. I knock on the door and look through the glass and see them sitting not answering the door...finally this random dude answers the door and says "were not trying to have beer pong tonight." Im like ok I just want to drink... he's like i ono man just us are kinda drinking...So i say w/e tell my neighbor to go **** yourself. Walking home with hella cups in my hand totally sober with no diggnity left. Feel like jumping off the cliff.
CLIFF NOTES:
Was teh 85% to get a bj ran bad
Slut downtown wanted to **** but couldn't leave the club.
Random girl doesn't want to go to party with bunch of dudes
My neighbor who used to always chill with kicks me out of a 5 person kick back
In before suicide is the only option
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