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02-05-2009 , 02:14 PM

#51

ALLTheCookies

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Originally Posted by Yarbles

the other night not last but the night before she was supposed to hang out with x but then didn't and spent the night with me we made love 3 times and i made sure to make her orgasm like nothing she has felt before, she was bucking and screaming and came 3 or 4 times in the night she said i was an excellent kisser and she held me after the whole night thru caressing me and touching my face, i kind of really fell for her and now last night she lies to me and tells me that she is gonna stay home which is fine by me cause the prev night took so much strength from me i would not be able to match the performance i gave, i am sore all over man with the surgery and the performance i put on. anyway I kind of secretly think that she is meeting with x then sis confirmed and i waited for her to come as she said she might come over anyway after saying she was gonna stay home cause she is sick right now (soar throat) I stayed up till 4am and sent a text about 1am asking if she was alright and no response so she def was with him. I am just so confused cause she showed such feeling to-wards me and made me feel like a man. She showered me with affection and slept with me nude and told me that she likes everything about me and that i shouldn't be self conscience about my weight cause she likes that too and then told me that she doesn't ever want to hurt me and then she goes and pulls this stunt after i died in her arms the night before. I just wish i can take back what we did together cause it makes it that much more painful and pretty sure I will not be playing 2nd man and playing on her terms. I am King and i need her 100 percent not 50 percent.

i couldn't sleep all night.. thinking about her touch and her kisses... she is an excellent kisser as well... I kissed her all over, I made her cum so hard that she ended up hitting her head on my headboard that was so loud my tenants had to have waken up. She moaned so loud and her pussy got so tight and wet and she had multiple orgasms, I felt so comfortable with her and the best part for me was after when she massaged me all over and caressed my face and made me feel adored... its been a long time.. I told her that its been about 4 years and she complimented me and told me that I did not forget how to be a great lover. I didn't last very long the 2 times i came but i made up for it by touching her all over and kissing her all over. I'm sure you know what i mean

if you look really hard you can see a boat!

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02-05-2009 , 02:14 PM

#52

k0derkid

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Originally Posted by lennie257

was it something she said?

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Originally Posted by k0derkid

was it some kind of kiss?

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Originally Posted by Quicksilvre

Oh i, i just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh i, i just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away

we would've finished the whole song eventually....way to ruin the fun

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02-05-2009 , 02:15 PM

#53

Dave Coulier

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Originally Posted by Quicksilvre

Oh i, i just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight

I keep looking for something i can't get
Broken hearts lie all around me
And i don't see an easy way to get out of this
Her diary it sits on the bedside table
The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle
Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this

Oh i, i just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh i, i just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away

Is there any just cause for feeling like this?
On the surface i'm a name on a list
I try to be discreet, but then blow it again
I've lost and found, it's my final mistake
She's loving by proxy, no give and all take
'Cos i've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times

Oh i, i just died in your arms...

It was a long hot night
She made it easy, she made it feel right
But now it's over the moment has gone
I followed my hands not my head, i know i was wrong

Oh i, i just died in your arms...

imo

Haha. I was about to post a link to this song before I read this. Still am though. Enjoy it op

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua26qTEK25U

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02-05-2009 , 02:16 PM

#54

k0derkid

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

if you look really hard you can see a boat!

it's not a boat, it's a schooner. idiot

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02-05-2009 , 02:16 PM

#55

Quicksilvre

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Originally Posted by k0derkid

we would've finished the whole song eventually....way to ruin the fun

I can't wait that long; I got class soon

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02-05-2009 , 02:22 PM

#56

Faildog

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Yarbles, how's the **** bag treating ya?

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02-05-2009 , 02:35 PM

#57

Yarbles

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Originally Posted by SimonBarSinister

OP was a virgin till the other night, guaranteed!!

naw.. not a virgin I have had girlfriends in the past just been 4 years since i claimed i was a sexual and not pursuing girls anymore.. I didnt really pursue this one it showed up at my door, DUCY?

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02-05-2009 , 02:38 PM

#58

Blarg

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Originally Posted by JeanVelJean

Feel your pain, but this is quite standard...the heartbreak and angst. You should enjoy the moment and not look for anything long term. It's probably not what you want to hear, but it will help.

Don't let the women you are with define you or affect you. I hope you have 5,000 nights like that one in your life.

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Originally Posted by JeanVelJean

OP....stop putting yourself in the position of being hurt like this...wtf man? Try and balance your life out. Do things you enjoy and stop putting your whole being into a women. You will need women in your life, but sometimes life is a bitch and nothing is forever. You had a great night, so move on with your life. Go and meet more women, sometimes you will break their heart and sometimes they break yours. Next hand.

Very good posts. Sometimes the ones that zip along nicely have more in them than you would think. These are worth reading more than once, and really internalizing.

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Originally Posted by Yarbles

I cwudt, Your right i should just be happy i got as much play as i did in the bad condition i am in right now and take it for what its worth. If you asked me a month ago would this be ever possible i would have said never in a million years but it did happen and now I think that it would only be natural for me to get strong feeling for a girl that has taken care of me in my lowest part of life. I bet most guys would fall for it as well. She is an attention seeking person and i have 24 hours/7days a week to give it cause i am house ridden.

Yarbles, think about it this way and it won't be quite so personal. At least in the long run. For now, you're entitled to your pain. But check this.

If you got promised a steak dinner tomorrow, does that mean you can't have lobster tonight? This girl might have already set this date up with the other guy before she got with you, and been hyped up with the thought of boinking him and maybe being his girl or whatever for ages before the night she got together with you and did the nasty. Even if you're lobster, maybe the most delicious lobster anyone ever had, nobody stops liking steak just because they had a damn great lobster. It doesn't work that way. They'll still want their steak tomorrow.

Maybe it's you who's "the other guy," or there's really no other guy, just a girl who likes steak and lobster and is not about to turn down either one. Who would? Life is full of peanut butter sandwiches and taco bell. You really expect someone to start turning down steaks just because you walked into the room?

I'm sure every guy at some point would answer Yes!, but you gotta get past thinking that way. A lot of girls won't tolerate it. And after being with you only one night, they really shouldn't have to.

If you get the chance, bang her again, but next time don't figure you've seen Jesus while it's happening. She'll probably like you a lot better that way, believe it or not. Less pressure on her, and less of a feeling that you're fragile and a potential big mess she's going to have to clean up somehow. Just give her some more milk and when she wants to buy the cow, she'll let you know. In the meantime, at least you got your udders squeezed.

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02-05-2009 , 02:40 PM

#59

Faildog

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Blarg i'm pretty hungry after reading your 37,027st poast

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02-05-2009 , 02:42 PM

#60

Tartufo

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I like surf and turf

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02-05-2009 , 02:46 PM

#61

its_just_me

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Originally Posted by Blarg

Very good posts. Sometimes the ones that zip along nicely have more in them than you would think. These are worth reading more than once, and really internalizing.

Yarbles, think about it this way and it won't be quite so personal. At least in the long run. For now, you're entitled to your pain. But check this.

If you got promised a steak dinner tomorrow, does that mean you can't have lobster tonight? This girl might have already set this date up with the other guy before she got with you, and been hyped up with the thought of boinking him and maybe being his girl or whatever for ages before the night she got together with you and did the nasty. Even if you're lobster, maybe the most delicious lobster anyone ever had, nobody stops liking steak just because they had a damn great lobster. It doesn't work that way. They'll still want their steak tomorrow.

Maybe it's you who's "the other guy," or there's really no other guy, just a girl who likes steak and lobster and is not about to turn down either one. Who would? Life is full of peanut butter sandwiches and taco bell. You really expect someone to start turning down steaks just because you walked into the room?

I'm sure every guy at some point would answer Yes!, but you gotta get past thinking that way. A lot of girls won't tolerate it. And after being with you only one night, they really shouldn't have to.

If you get the chance, bang her again, but next time don't figure you've seen Jesus while it's happening. She'll probably like you a lot better that way, believe it or not. Less pressure on her, and less of a feeling that you're fragile and a potential big mess she's going to have to clean up somehow. Just give her some more milk and when she wants to buy the cow, she'll let you know. In the meantime, at least you got your udders squeezed.

cliffnotes: blarg has sex with dead animals imo

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02-05-2009 , 02:47 PM

#62

Blarg

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I am insulted. Dead yes, animals, no.

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02-05-2009 , 02:51 PM

#63

nham

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grunch, didn't read op, but i yarbled

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02-05-2009 , 02:52 PM

#64

lennie257

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why are people giving serious emotional responses, this isn't OOT. go back to making fun of his poop bag.

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02-05-2009 , 02:59 PM

#65

Faildog

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Yarbles I'll ship you $15 on stars if you throw your poop bag at someone and take pics.

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02-05-2009 , 03:17 PM

#66

Yarbles

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your a great person, I love talking to you and hanging out with you. If I wasnt in the position Im in with my entire life, (not just with Ant) I would def. want to see what would happen

this is not a good sign at all, and which brings me back to why women are ****... how can her actions the other night holding me caressing me (probably cause i made her cum like she hasnt cum in a long time) be of someone who doesnt want to see what would happen..... FML ok I just got into contact with some girl that I went to high school with that my spaced me calling me handsome and ****,, I'm gonna meet up with her for drinks next week and see where that goes. Again another one above my leage 5'9 blonde above average looks and probably just want to use me for a few nights and then run back to her x which she makes very clear on her page that she just broke up with. Damm misery loves company

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02-05-2009 , 03:18 PM

#67

gamblar

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Originally Posted by Faildog

Yarbles I'll ship you $15 on stars if you empty the contents of your poop bag into your hand and throw it at her like and enraged chimp the next time you see her...Making monkey noises as you throw said feces at her gets you and extra $15

imo.

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02-05-2009 , 03:23 PM

#68

Tartufo

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Yarbles, is it fair to summarize everything so far by saying that on the one hand you have the emotional maturity and judgement of a 13 year old but on the other hand you're a high-performance sexmachine who would make even a circumcised nun CUM multiple times so that her vag would become very TIGHT and WET and so that she would CUM even more and then CARESS you probably because she CUMMED so hard and so often?!

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02-05-2009 , 03:23 PM

#69

ALLTheCookies

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WTF IS THIS ****

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02-05-2009 , 03:45 PM

#70

KSOT

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In her defense... if I were a whore who just slept with a poop bag... I'd want to run back to my non-poopbag ex too.

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02-05-2009 , 03:59 PM

#71

citanul

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lol her exes name is Ant?

you should probably explain to her that that's unacceptable.q

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02-05-2009 , 04:04 PM

#72

allinontheturn

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I can't be bothered reading all of that ... I've read every single one of the posts in Yarbles other ****ing thread and I'm not getting sucked into this one ... Soooo cliffsnotes?

Last edited by allinontheturn; 02-05-2009 at 04:05 PM. Reason: I assume the chick that made him yarble f'ked her ex or something ...

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02-05-2009 , 04:05 PM

#73

Faildog

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omg your name is orange

Maybe Yarbles actually is 13 and this is some giant level.

Yarbles, maybe she's just a whore and wanted to get laid that night and knew you're an easy lay and you'd do anything for her?

you're the idiot that "fell in love" "don't love her" fell in love" "hate her" "marrying her" "hate her" "love her" "hate her"..

Seriously man maybe she can see that your head isn't on straight like we all do and is just trying to let you down easy?