OK so i am in my room and i here this buzzing. i think. hmm probably nothing. so i hear it again 5 mins later. i look over and it was a pray mantis. i was like. ok cool. GTFO out my room bug. so i open my window so it would fly out. it didn't i get a broom and try poke it so it will fly out the window. just flew under my desk. so i leave hoping it will fly out the open window. still doesn't. so my sister comes along and i show her. i tell her i can't get it out my room. she takes the broom gets the bug to hit on the end of the broom and moves it too the Landry and sweeps it out the back door. takes her like 2 mins. WTF STUPID BUG!

CLIFFS:

bug flew in my room i couldn't get rid of it.

my sister had to get it out for me.

this is why i don't have a gf i am GOS

[X] in b4 pics of sis. first, cool story bro TL;dr

if it happens again u know where to post it asap

OOT they might give ****!

i would've kept that sucker around. they are fun to watch and eat all kind of small bugs.

the chinese say they are good luck

in b4 nah ur prolly just too ugly

get back online prick

they do! **** better get on pokerstars quick..... on second thought.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYp_Xi4AtAQ

happy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RC8U...eature=related

wow.......pics of sister?

even tho she ate it. i would still bang her

if she likes that she will defnitely like my dik

pics of sister?

video of sister?

NO PICS OF SIS!

then give us a video of her

detailed description of sister?

you touch my sis i cut your dick off. your choice!

i wont touch her, i just want to see her.


and btw u couldnt even kill a bug.....my dick is definitely more elusive.

if you are afraid of some bug i'd imagine you'd prob be afraid to fight too

pics of mom?

maybe you will find out!


i took some boxing classes when i was a kid. i know how to fight. but i can talk my way out of a situation so.

video of mom?

video of mom and sister together...baking cookies?

lol. ever heard of hired goons?

meh. lock it up!