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10-13-2008
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How do you wave your dick out the window if you're driving?
Need some extra inches?
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10-13-2008
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he's got plenty of length, he just needs to learn how to multitask.
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10-13-2008
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Keep drivin'. There's plenty more where that came from just up ahead.
This.
Unless you are in the bar area and you think she is going to a bar then you can park and just pretend you were going there as well.
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10-13-2008
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Just turn around and follow her home without her noticing.
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10-13-2008
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run her over and tell her sorry, wanna phack
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10-13-2008
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Shoot her and SIIHP while her body is still warm.
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10-13-2008
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Shoot her and SIIHP while her body is still warm.
qft lol
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10-13-2008
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Shoot her and SIIHP while her body is still warm.
winnar ldo
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Whack a siren on the roof, swerve and come to a screaching halt on the footpath, jump out of the car, flash a police badge, handcuff her and put her in the back seat...
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10-13-2008
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hug the sidewalk and if you can pull it off, give her a drive by ass slap.
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10-13-2008
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I check out their ass in the rear view mirror and then keep on driving.
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10-15-2008
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Hit and Run OBV
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10-15-2008
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I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy who don't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
Trying to holla at me
that should answer your question
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1. run her over
2. drag corpse to secret hidy hole
3. defile corpse
4. dispose of corpse
5. find 'nother cute hunmuffin
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yelling FREE DICK RIDES usually works
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10-15-2008
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1. run her over
2. drag corpse to secret hidy hole
3. defile corpse
4. dispose of corpse
5. find 'nother cute hunmuffin
wow almost as funny as the first 5 necrophiliacs
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honk if your horny
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BEEP BEEP
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When I was younger, I use to have fake modeling agency cards.
They worked like a charm
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pretedn ur car broke down and ask her if she knows how to fix it
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Drag race for pinks
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10-15-2008
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pretedn ur car broke down and ask her if she knows how to fix it
like this?
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10-15-2008
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are those terts holding up the car?
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10-15-2008
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ummm keep driving?
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10-15-2008
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drive slow homey
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