They do not turn off the lights, it is always loud, your bed is crap, and they wake you up around 6 am usually. so honestly i have no idea wtf you are talking about with this idea.

Can anyone confirm this, or is this guy just trollin me??

*Grunch*

Take the route Martha Stewart did. She got sent to a cushy "jail" and when she came out she became even bigger then when she went in. Ez game.

you WILL have a job in prison or you will spend the entire time in solitary

Or shot ...and jail /prison county or state u have to be mental to be anywhere near those places , better off getting a better job or making.more money @ poker - be cool don't break the law lawl

It's true. if you like sleeping on metal/concrete with only a half inch of padding then you'll be in heaven.

Confirm crap bed, noisy as hell, getting woken up at like 6 am.

AFAIK the lights on or off is institution dependent. Some they are on 24/7, others turn the main hall/tier lights off at night.

Prison is the way out, get rich or die tryin' keep a suicide pill around your neck if you get caught for a 25-life crime eat the pill. That film about prison with Morgan freeman and that Robbins guy and the old man kills himself about 2/3 through and crooked guvnor'.

haha o wow have you never even seen a tv show about prison?

you mean the propaganda designed to make people scared of prisons so they behave?

what's your profession OP? what kind of personality do you have? any interests/life ambitions? and what's your win-rate @ poker, stakes, hands, and format? how much do you play?

confirmed crap bed with crap linens. confirmed loud: dominos slammed on metal tables morning, noon, and night=little sleep. lights must depend on location, they turned our lights out at night...

It's not like you pathetic little pussy ever had the guts to go trough with that, or anything else for that matter.
You whiney little bitch can't even get your ass off the couch.

Stop lying to yourself idiot and either stay the loser you are or change something about it.

I do actually like a hard bed, it's better for the back. I'm concerned about all the talk of loud noise and lights. I wonder if I'd be allowed to being my sleeping mask and perhaps some earplugs?

I do contract work for the government. I don't know how to describe my personality, I'm goofy. Ambitions? Not much. I've sustained ~ 28/hr playing mostly 1/2, 1/3 for 1700 hours over the past 3yrs. But the majority of that was done on the weekends, I'd guess it would normalize down to 20ish if I put in more hours with the weekday grinders. That might work, but I'm worried it would suck after a year or so and then I'd hate poker as much as my dayjob.

So u think I'm a loser because I'm considering prison in place of my dayjob? Buddy, u can sit up there on your highhorse, but don't judge me sir.

do what HIV did and you will get about a year behind bars + buttsekcz

thought this was going to be a thread about hot 17yo girls.

am disappoint.

You wouldn't survive being a professional poker player than, it is quite tough these days. How do you feel about traveling?

OP is a good example of why the death penalty should be in play.

easy, hit a cop. Locked up + good rep with cons= easy life

Questions about Prison (USA):
-how to avoid buttrape, is this really a problem in low security prison? No
-is there really cable? Yes TV costs $174
-how about internet? No
-how nice is the library? Nothing nice about them
-can I order books from Amazon, will I have enough money from breaking bricks to buy them? Not Amazon You can order direct from the publiser Highest paying job is $48 a month conjugal visits...myth? Not in Missouri
-are the poker games anywhere close to on the level? Depends on the game
-work out facilities? Can use the yard twice a day in the summer. once a week in the winter-I know the food sux, anything else I should be asking? You won't get 12hrs of sleep with all of the rapping yelling and fighting plus they count everyone six times a day first count 5am last count 1030pmQuestions about how to get locked up (this part could be fun)
-selling drugs the best plan? I don't want to hurt anyone, or steal from people.
-best way to land in jail for say a year with least chance of buttrape?
Marijuana possession ftw