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10-14-2008 , 05:27 PM

#51

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

the sky is only blue because the government tells us it is.

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10-14-2008 , 05:33 PM

#52

g-bebe

because robots are strong

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 23,446

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Originally Posted by ♠♣♥♦

Me: Im still in bed lol
Girl: I wanna be in bed!
Me: I know, its nice, warm and comfortable
Girl: I wanna!
Me: [my address, even thought she knows it] fishnet socks and gloves, lace bra and panties
Girl: wuts that mean?
Me: bring that stuff here and find out
Girl: were u in my closet or somethin?
Me: handcuffs. ldo
Girl: Im confused at wut u r talkin bout!
Me: relax baby, im just making a list
Girl: haha u r funny
Me: duct tape, rope, car battery, jumper cables, a 450lb gorrilla, 2 bannanas a gerbil and 2 cats.
Girl: and the list gets better
Me: it would be really good if u were here with all that stuff
Girl: y do u need me to bring it?
Girl: and I dont have 2 cats in my closet

Me: u got one in ur pants though, so find one more and come over
Girl: haha ;-) I guess you are right, (in a perverted way)
Me: u can just come here to take a nap
Girl: I SOOO would im really tired
Me: ok, i gotta run to the store i'll be home soon just stop by
Girl: ok, do i need a blanket or can we share ; )
Me: we can def share
Girl: ok, i am a blanket hog so u might have to be close ; ) haha
Me: oh ok, now when u wake up and im on top of u, u will kno y
Girl: that sounds hot, literally too hot. being under a blanket and a body will make me sweat!!
Me: u will just have 2 take your clothes off to cool down, i wont mind
Girl: wow where is this side of you coming from. I thought u were diff :-)
Me: u thought wrong, so when u comin over?
Girl: probably around 3 if u dont mind
Me: no, thats def cool i cant wait im tired as **** too

done masterfully in second part

TR + pics or ban

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10-14-2008 , 05:38 PM

#53

Pcallinallin

formerly the original donkey penis

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,035

OP don't panic. Play it cool.

I know your palms are sweaty now, but dry them off and take a few deep breaths.

When she gets there just take her hand and lead her to the bedroom. (Bring Camera and notepad for TR ldo.)

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10-14-2008 , 06:01 PM

#54

kylmac85

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,500

if that second part is true u epicly saved urself, bang that bitch till her nose bleeds.

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10-14-2008 , 06:01 PM

#55

kylmac85

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,500

and webcam obv

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10-14-2008 , 06:04 PM

#56

a5wantinga10

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,089

pics and TR.

plz?

I CAME REGARDLESS OF THE AUTHENTICITY.

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10-14-2008 , 06:14 PM

#57

arroyoflush

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,842

terts or gtfo

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10-14-2008 , 06:16 PM

#58

gtmwarrior

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,314

wtf 2nd part sounds like OP wrote it himself.

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10-14-2008 , 06:21 PM

#59

grando

witty comic

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,680

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Originally Posted by yeotaJMU

how is this not possibly getting more love

I thought it was brilliant

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10-14-2008 , 06:21 PM

#60

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

yeah i don't know what kind of slutty girls you hang out with, but girls that aren't whores don't really talk like that.

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Girl: that sounds hot, literally too hot. being under a blanket and a body will make me sweat!!

sounds like one of those fake cybering logs.

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10-14-2008 , 06:23 PM

#61

Cruizn63

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 20,694

in before [x] fake

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10-14-2008 , 06:30 PM

#62

Pcallinallin

formerly the original donkey penis

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,035

So fake.....

Here's why. This is a text message convo between 2 people. The first half is authentic. But then all of a sudden this seemingly second nature ability to use every shorthanded texting keystroke has changes to full 3 letter words.

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Me: Im still in bed lol
Girl: I wanna be in bed!
Me: I know, its nice, warm and comfortable
Girl: I wanna!
Me: [my address, even thought she knows it] fishnet socks and gloves, lace bra and panties
Girl: wuts that mean?
Me: bring that stuff here and find out
Girl: were u in my closet or somethin?
Me: handcuffs. ldo
Girl: Im confused at wut u r talkin bout!
Me: relax baby, im just making a list
Girl: haha u r funny
Me: duct tape, rope, car battery, jumper cables, a 450lb gorrilla, 2 bannanas a gerbil and 2 cats.
Girl: and the list gets better
Me: it would be really good if u were here with all that stuff
Girl: y do u need me to bring it?
Girl: and I dont have 2 cats in my closet

Me: u got one in ur pants though, so find one more and come over
Girl: haha ;-) I guess you are right, (in a perverted way)
Me: u can just come here to take a nap
Girl: I SOOO would im really tired
Me: ok, i gotta run to the store i'll be home soon just stop by
Girl: ok, do i need a blanket or can we share ; )
Me: we can def share
Girl: ok, i am a blanket hog so u might have to be close ; ) haha
Me: oh ok, now when u wake up and im on top of u, u will kno y
Girl: that sounds hot, literally too hot. being under a blanket and a body will make me sweat!!
Me: u will just have 2 take your clothes off to cool down, i wont mind
Girl: wow where is this side of you coming from. I thought u were diff :-)
Me: u thought wrong, so when u comin over?
Girl: probably around 3 if u dont mind
Me: no, thats def cool i cant wait im tired as **** too

I call ShullBit OP. Pics or it didn't happen.

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10-14-2008 , 06:55 PM

#63

Artsemis

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,305

As long as "relax baby, im just making a list" is legit, who cares?

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10-14-2008 , 06:57 PM

#64

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

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Originally Posted by Pcallinallin

lol pwned u r quite the detective pc

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10-14-2008 , 06:58 PM

#65

arroyoflush

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,842

it was fun while it lasted.

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10-14-2008 , 07:00 PM

#66

Ninjah Poker

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 479

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Originally Posted by Pcallinallin

OP did have to transcribe the whole thing on to the internets. AFAIK, you can't copy paste from your cell phone to you computer.

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10-14-2008 , 07:08 PM

#67

Pcallinallin

formerly the original donkey penis

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,035

possibly, I still say he pussied out and just gave us the lines he wished he could've pulled off.

Pics or it didn't happen.

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10-14-2008 , 07:17 PM

#68

Ace Smokin

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,657

op for mayor

not

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10-14-2008 , 07:38 PM

#69

skillgambler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 11,730

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninjah Poker

OMG SO CUTE

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10-14-2008 , 07:56 PM

#70

LoveLBFMs

enthusiast

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 88

Is it to late to tell her to bring her sister.
And pics *****r.

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10-14-2008 , 08:27 PM

#71

PhoenixD

adept

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 889

Just please err on the side of aggression and backing off if/when you get a negative response. I have seen so many guys fail because they are so slow. She is coming over to have fun. Make it fun.