The sound of your wife's voice when she tells you that she is going to stay with her mother for the weekend.

something along the lines of this

LOL (you like to build to ghey.. i understand)

a girl slobbering on my donkey diick.

I liked the way you phrased this.

That's a weird question. The most pleasure my ears get are when a girl is licking them. I wasn't paying attention to the sound though.

The sound of the gate locking after my cellmate leaves for his visit.

and the sound of my browneye sighing shortly afterwards.

A tree falling in the woods but you can't hear it

bubbling bongs

How did this not get more love?

Y'all is prejudice against newbies.

The left hand of an acoustic guitarist while he shifts chords

Here they are in random order:

- The giggles after you've playfully insulted a girl
- Hearing the word "RAISE" from an arrogant Asian / Italian bastard after you've just made the nuts on the river in a deepstack game.
- The way she pronounces my name
- The War of the Worlds tripod sound
- The sound from the trailer of the movie INCEPTION
^^ both in a Dolby surround sound theather
- Any hot girl moanning / orgasming
- The sounds of 20,000+ drunken fans taunting a player ("Who's your daddy?")
- The sound of 20,000+ drunken fans screaming at YOU while you beat up the mascot
- The loud horn following a Touchdown in a game you've bet the OVER
- The sounds of baller race car engines or motorcycles in the summer
- Thunder / fireworks
- The Microsoft Windows starting sound after I haven't had a chance to check my email all day
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more to come as they come to my head

Ldo it's this AINEC

1016,584,432,0,13304,10824,130480,0,130104,65984,6 6048,65984,56,0,0,0

Right click and paste those numbers in the black grid to hear it.

http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix

This would be the sound of wood burning.

Close... The sound of Bob Ross talking. Just zone out and let the peaceful drone wash over you.

i have to agree with bacon sizzling. combined with the smell, mmm

"omgOMGcumonMyFAce!!!"

+1

I'm not a spiritual person, but if I were going to start a religion, Bob Ross would be our main prophet. Something about the way he talked really makes me think he had it all figured out.

It would hafta be zombie Bob Ross, ldo.

The crackling of a log fire
A gentlly flowing stream
The soft quacking of contented ducks

if you dont stop is it rape?

Fart in a bath.

A cat purring ldo

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