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10-29-2008 , 07:55 PM
Who here is voting? Do you think idiots who don't know enough about the candidates should do their civic duty and not vote?




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10-29-2008 , 07:59 PM
farst
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10-29-2008 , 08:13 PM
I am voting. After much deliberation, thought, reflection and other serious sounding words, I have come to the conclusion that I am voting for Lee L. Mercer, Jr.

You should do the same.

Why Mr. Mercer you ask? I'll tell you. Mercer is a man who loves run-on sentences. I'm not sure there is anything more awesome than that.

Mercer also claims that he has "1 million U.S. Military Intelligence Negro Female Lawyers and All the Negro Certified Public Accountants." I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds pretty righteous.

He also has stated, "I will be the 2nd Negro President of the United States of America in 2008."

Mercer needs your vote on November 4, but more importantly, you need to vote Mercer on Nov. 4.

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10-29-2008 , 08:18 PM
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Lee L. Mercer Jr. Welcomes You!

My Campaign Theme

The United States Government must regulate government sleepers and government regulations authorized thought, ideas, acts, actions, rights, wrongs, controversies, facts, issues and circumstantial evidence through intelligence research, law research, law enforcement research and criminal law research implementing ROTC communications research innovating education national and international.

My Platform

My platform for President of the United States Of America is Criminal Law. It is developed from my Method of Education. I was ordered to create and or invent by the United States Army that is now intact regulating the United States Government protecting it through Military Intelligence Computerization Management a new Disipline I invented and the Administration of Criminal Law Laws across the board.

My Direction

The United States Government education will perfect the vindication of it’s government regulating it’s directions and resources requirement by the law only.
WTF????
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10-29-2008 , 08:33 PM
vote is for losers
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10-29-2008 , 08:35 PM
I would've voted two weeks ago if my state got off its butt and allowed early voting.
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10-29-2008 , 08:44 PM
in b4 pole
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10-30-2008 , 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Quicksilvre
I would've voted two weeks ago if my state got off its butt and allowed early voting.
WTF is early voting?

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10-30-2008 , 05:46 AM
If I had to make a choice between drinking either coke or pepsi for the next 4 years, I don't think anyone would call me unpatriotic if I said I didn't give a sheet.
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10-30-2008 , 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok
If I had to make a choice between drinking either coke or pepsi for the next 4 years, I don't think anyone would call me unpatriotic if I said I didn't give a sheet.
i like your style

Last edited by Recess; 10-30-2008 at 05:50 AM. Reason: except when you said sheet instead of ****, camon now
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10-30-2008 , 06:01 AM
id rather go to an internment camp than drink pepsi for 4 years straight

i dont drink soda so i dont know why i have such a strong view

zomg my freedoms


def voting
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10-30-2008 , 06:39 AM
omg...
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10-30-2008 , 09:12 AM
Will Smiths dad said you have shut up if you don't vote
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10-30-2008 , 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by zinn0
I am voting. After much deliberation, thought, reflection and other serious sounding words, I have come to the conclusion that I am voting for Lee L. Mercer, Jr.

You should do the same.

Why Mr. Mercer you ask? I'll tell you. Mercer is a man who loves run-on sentences. I'm not sure there is anything more awesome than that.

Mercer also claims that he has "1 million U.S. Military Intelligence Negro Female Lawyers and All the Negro Certified Public Accountants." I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds pretty righteous.

He also has stated, "I will be the 2nd Negro President of the United States of America in 2008."

Mercer needs your vote on November 4, but more importantly, you need to vote Mercer on Nov. 4.

Current activities include...

"I am in a stalled police debriefing with the Houston Police Department waiting for me to sue to complete my debriefing for my background biography with them in the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas The University of Texas ROTC to West Point Military Academy U.S. Navy doctorate degree in Police Science."
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10-30-2008 , 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok
If I had to make a choice between drinking either coke or pepsi for the next 4 years, I don't think anyone would call me unpatriotic if I said I didn't give a sheet.
how about a choice of drinking coke or drinking piss for the next 4 years?

Last edited by mi$ter ILL; 10-30-2008 at 09:38 AM. Reason: nit
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10-30-2008 , 09:45 AM
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10-30-2008 , 09:46 AM
I just love hangin chads
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10-30-2008 , 11:50 AM
Lee L Mercer Jr sounds like a cool guy
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10-30-2008 , 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by mi$ter ILL
how about a choice of drinking coke or drinking piss for the next 4 years?
I guess that's a fair point, so I'll compromise.

In 2012, if it's a really close race and I live in a swing state and Jesus is running against Hitler, I'll vote.

(Assuming I'm free and not too hungover on election day. And it's gotta be the Black Jesus, too--not that white imposter with the wavy brown hair.)
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10-30-2008 , 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by CheckRaise
Lee L Mercer Jr sounds like a cool guy
Lee L. Mercer, Jr needs you like a penny needs a wishing well, like a heart needs a beat, like Ben Affleck needs acting school.
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10-30-2008 , 08:24 PM
I think you need to vote every year to earn your right to complain about the state of the US Gov't. I have a standing agreements with my friends that if they don't vote I will hit them if they enter any political conversation. Plus it's not just about the president. There are a ton of local elections and referendums that are a hell of a lot more important to you than McCain or Obama being president. And those many times DO come down to a handful of votes. The best thing that could ever happen to thing country is for a heated issue to go one way or the other by a single vote.
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10-30-2008 , 08:26 PM
Wow, you sound like an awesome friend.


Be my friend?

srs questions itt.
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10-30-2008 , 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok
I guess that's a fair point, so I'll compromise.

In 2012, if it's a really close race and I live in a swing state and Jesus is running against Hitler, I'll vote.

(Assuming I'm free and not too hungover on election day. And it's gotta be the Black Jesus, too--not that white imposter with the wavy brown hair.)
dude this is so ******ed... white jesus had long straight hair, ldo
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10-30-2008 , 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by mi$ter ILL
how about a choice of drinking coke or drinking piss for the next 4 years?
what is it waterworld time
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