Met this girl at Bamboo Bar in Philly, PA this past Saturday. Had good convo for 15, then got her #.

I saw it was a VA #.

3.09 AM - "you're from vA?"

next day

her - "Lol what"

me - "well, your # has a 757 area code!"

her - "i used to live there while i worked"

me - "i was just in dc last week at the ritz"

her - "im from philly i lived in maryland"

me - "but you learned to break-dance in motown?" (she says she could break-dance during convo)

her - "yea 2 years ago"

me - "what do u do at <her school>?

her - "im a student"

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i might neg her tomorrow for how boring she is, but positively. I'll call her up for coffee, saying how I don't like text convos.


<note pics tomorrow after i friend her>

she's not boring, she just doesn't like you, dude.

"i don't wanna live anymore"

I don't see your texting skills. I just see you boring the hell out of me and whatever gay dude you were texting.

When you gonna let me tap that?

I'm having an outbreak aorn. Give me a few days?

texting skillz? lies ITT

So where is the rest. Like the part with texting skills?

WHOA THERE, JAY LENO.

what odds do i have of eating this girl's puz?

bout tree fiddy

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...thread-584617/

what is this thread really

you have made no progress towards tapping her in 5 texts. you have not even remotely begun to turn your texting into something sexual. you claim to have texting skills with women. you do not.

The chick break dances? I don't care how hot she may be, this would be hard to overcome with me.

+1

way to pretty much read my mind btw Ursine

what d0 y0u rec0mmend

I think this is my favourite bit. The casual, "Yeah i might neg her - what of it? Negging girls is no big deal for PUAs like me."

Plus the "saying how I don't like text convos" might not be 100% believable, given that you've been interviewing her over the series of five texts.

From reading this post and the other one you posted about talking to a girl about politics and she dissed you.......

[ ] Knows how to talk to women to get teh sexytime.

You texting skills will be assessed when you manage to manoevre the current, dull, convo into text sex in under 3 texts.

WTF

me - "what do u do at <her school>?

her - "im a student"


Like really? Is she that stupid? You should of been like...O I figured you were a janitor...like good will hunting or some ****...

Thats like asking...

What did you put in the microwave?

and her responding...Food!

she's either dumb as a rock or not at all interested in OP.

You are boring as hell. Asking boring "interview" questions. You sound like you just started studying PUA, in which case you are comprehending precisely **** of the concept.

Since I have a compulsion to give advice/opinion, here's a piece of advice:

1. When texting or calling, first thing, bring up where you left off. Something about the most recent fun conversation you had with her or a fun place you've been. The break dancing was alright.

2. Tease her, playfully bust her balls, make her validate herself to you.

3. Don't get too hung up on "wow she is responding, she must really like me". Keep it short and simple. Your goal is to a) Set up an interaction and b) End the conversation first.

4. Do ^^(3b) when she really seems to enjoy the conversation. That way she'll be thinking about you and anticipating seeing you till next time.

5. Have fun and don't care too much about the outcome. You're a cool, confident guy.

6. When you meet her, same thing. Give her a hard time about something, bust her balls but be manly and chivalrious, like give her your jacket or something and put your arms around her. Neet excuses for touching her will give you + points.

I have already said too much.

+1

That.

pics or gtfo numbnutz

This coming from the guy who is "in the friend zone with 3 hot chicks".

oh snap.