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04-07-2008 , 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by getterdone36
the king creeps me out more than that black dude in the hoodie
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04-07-2008 , 05:51 PM
just wait until I get a hold of her
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04-07-2008 , 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by BigCummins
"not 1, not 2, but 3 different guys... thats right, i'm a player, but thats cool cause i got it like that"

best line of the whole video
Maury: You've had sex with over 300 guys?

Dumb Bitch: Ya I shoo did.

That's the best line.
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04-07-2008 , 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Golden_Rhino
Am I the only one who got an erection with that ?
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04-07-2008 , 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by iparout
Am I the only one who got an erection with that ?
No i'm pretty sure quite a few guys have gotten an erection with her.

Last edited by stabn; 04-07-2008 at 07:30 PM. Reason: I hope you enjoyed your sloppy seconds.
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04-07-2008 , 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by stabn
No i'm pretty sure quite a few guys have gotten an erection with her.
Was talking about the dudes, actually.....






























j/k
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04-07-2008 , 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by yeotaJMU
who the **** is she banging that after 300 times she isnt preggo yet?
you can't get pregnant from anal ldo
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04-07-2008 , 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Golden_Rhino
of all the images of a young girl dancing on an elevated platform or stage, this girl fully clothed in jeans and an opaque black shirt is really the most shameful and slutty example of parental failure that could be found?

am i wrong in assuming that her supposed exhibitionist behavior (despite her being fully clothed) is the evidence of the bad parenting we are supposed to be seeing here?
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04-07-2008 , 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 21times20
of all the images of a young girl dancing on an elevated platform or stage, this girl fully clothed in jeans and an opaque black shirt is really the most shameful and slutty example of parental failure that could be found?

am i wrong in assuming that her supposed exhibitionist behavior (despite her being fully clothed) is the evidence of the bad parenting we are supposed to be seeing here?

its a racist joke, its funny.
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04-07-2008 , 09:13 PM
im lolin
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04-08-2008 , 12:03 AM
i wanted to see the second part tho, what they do to her in the clinic!
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04-08-2008 , 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by boomshakalaka
its a racist joke, its funny.
You racist bastard!
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04-08-2008 , 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted by xBornToLosex
You racist bastard!
Racism makes my soul hurt and at the same time chuckle.


...



Mostly chuckle though.
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04-08-2008 , 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by haggy
Hay guys she said it herself, "I am what I am." Don't hate the playa... hate the game.
Yeah, but what's quoting Popeye gotta do with shagging anything in trousers?
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04-08-2008 , 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted by diebitter
Yeah, but what's quoting Popeye gotta do with shagging anything in trousers?
http://www.videovat.com/videos/2064/...amily-guy.aspx
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04-08-2008 , 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by luifer611
i wanted to see the second part tho, what they do to her in the clinic!
Ya, me too.
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04-08-2008 , 06:54 AM
wat, is there such a medical procedure as 'deskanking'?



Booooo!
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04-08-2008 , 07:02 AM
You mean she's failed to get preggers 300 times? wow.

LOL picklephobia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjxOt...eature=related
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04-08-2008 , 07:15 AM
OMG PICKLES! *hides beneath desk*
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04-08-2008 , 07:48 AM
this is one of two:

a) people are too stupid to belive on this fake stuff
or
b) this mother and kid are too stupid to go on TV and say this.
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04-08-2008 , 07:51 AM
I know NOONE who's been with 15 guys!

OH, wait.
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04-08-2008 , 06:09 PM
at this point it would probably be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...
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05-14-2008 , 05:05 PM
No idea how I managed to get linked to this thread from elsewhere in 2p2. It was merely next on my open 2p2 tabs.

Anyway, my favorite Maury episodes are when the chick is on there testing 4+ guys to find out who the father is, and NONE of them wind up being the guy and she runs off crying while the 4 guys all give each other high fives.

The pickle clip was hilarious.
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05-14-2008 , 06:38 PM
How did everyone miss the line: "My baby is gonna have brand name clothes, and I guess if I can't afford to buy them, I'm gonna steal them."


Classic.


(I would hit it)
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05-14-2008 , 07:10 PM
this is why maury is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL4T-...eature=related
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