My plan is to meet a new girl who is a little drunk

Then I will take her to my apt

Then ill whip it out and have sex with her

I have "protection" if you know what I mean

i bet you could get a lot of chicks with hd night vision wraparounds.

quit drinking antifreeze

What are night vision hd wraparounds? And how much????

I was thinking about buying magnum condoms for my pants pocket then switching them out for normal ones at the last second.

rofl

fyp

I do.

waht do you mean by "protection"

Or

?

omg i am crying laughing and i dont really know why!

wtf OP, aren't u married and 38? LOl you're married and you're gonna actually try to have sex???!!!


Good luck sir.

Dont forget, the younger they are, the better the pills work. Godspeed.

1) You do
2) You tell
3).........
4) Profit

See, how you're doing it wrong?

Wot a plaaayaaar

[x] got sex last night
[x] she let me cum in her.

My plan is to meet a new girl who is a little drunk

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Then I will take her to my apt

OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK

Then ill whip it out and have sex with her

OHHHHH....I CANT STAND IT...AND THEN?

I have "protection" if you know what I mean

*** DAT....RAM IT HIGH AND HARD BAREBACK...WAT R U SOME FREAK????

life nit

I like your style, please poast more material.

this, i used 2 live in that cheltenham town, and now we meet on an online forum, small small world!!!!! Maybe is teh fate

The only fate you have to face is that you F**KING suck at poker. Come find me in Canada I'll bust your whole roll.

If ur gunna stalk some1s u should really go 4 sum1 a little better looking likes myiron, he is devilishly handsomes everyday

lol +1

ps.I use magnums, that's right =================>

I scored. Sorta.

I planned for faiulure so I wasn't dissapointed meaning I brought no condoms on me. I kept them at my apt .

The woman was hot and a bit older than me. She hadn't had sex in half a year and lives outside the city. I met her on the dancefloor and she had good sexy moves so I thought shed be fun to put sexy moves on later if ya catch my drift.
In her hotal room with her friend in the bed beside us all pretending to be asleep we started gettin hot n heavy. I used my fingers to go under her thong under her skirt. Then I used my tongue on her coochy.

Before she was done faking her first orgasm I crawled up her body, whipped out my erection and put it in her face. She sucked the hell out of my penis.

Over the course of the next hour we fooled around I had a total of 5 differwnt fingers from both hands in her. She faked 2-3 orgasms.

For my finisher I crawled up her body and straddled her chest withh my penis in her face. Then I jerked and she sucked until I kum shot into her mouth. She swallowed all my sacred goo even though I didn't think she was that hungry.

Afterwards when we kissed her mouth didn't even taste like dick.

Then after that I got dressed and made my getaway after 10 minutes of gay cuddling so she knows that I care about getting domed.

it all reminded me of the last time a girl was blowjobbing me. We just finished getting the nasty on and she undid her legs from around my engines. Then without taking the condom off (:?) she went crazy on my dinky and I kumshot in the condom. Then she took the condom off and drank my kum shot from inside of it. girls are weird.

update:

I am going to a concert tonight.

Then I am going to try and score again.

is it a hemmingway concert?