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09-13-2009 , 02:14 PM

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qwertyu121

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09-13-2009 , 02:14 PM

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09-13-2009 , 02:17 PM

#28

downside up

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I like tomatoes.

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09-13-2009 , 02:22 PM

#29

qwertyu121

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tomatoes are hard to hate IMO

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09-14-2009 , 12:13 AM

#30

spaceman Bryce

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Originally Posted by ascophere

I see. This plan of attack does have its faults. So what is needed is to take the positives of both ideas and combine them together for the perfect assault. To do this you would need to purchase a new duvet and pillow set with a nice red floral or, preferably, vegetable design. Then I believe the best thing would be to slice the tomato into nice, thick cut, juicy slices and strategically place a few on well camoflauged spots on the pillow case. This way you get all the benifits of inside the pillow case concealment and of direct hair to tomato contact.

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Victory is me and ascophere's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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09-14-2009 , 12:57 AM

#31

Pawntificator

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I think slicing the tomato reduces the impact squirt too greatly.

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09-14-2009 , 01:37 AM

#32

OMGBennyLava

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Originally Posted by Pawntificator

I think slicing the tomato reduces the impact squirt too greatly.

this, you kind of want it to pop open no?

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09-14-2009 , 02:37 AM

#33

Vantek

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poop in her shoe imo

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09-14-2009 , 03:37 AM

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MajinBoob

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Originally Posted by Vantek

poop in her shoe imo

What a ridiculous idea...just put a tomato on her pillow.

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09-20-2009 , 11:59 AM

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sportsjefe

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Originally Posted by OMGBennyLava

this, you kind of want it to pop open no?

right... although now that i think about it... I think if you punch pinholes in the top of the tomato, that'd be the best way to ensure maximum juice in hair.

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09-20-2009 , 10:17 PM

#36

Robert12345

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Mmm. Maybe cook the tomato for a while as well to make it a bit softer to increase the 'squidginess' of the tomato

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09-20-2009 , 10:19 PM

#37

The Brickie

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Experts ITT.

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09-20-2009 , 10:22 PM

#38

Pawntificator

33/6

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Originally Posted by Vantek

poop in her shoe imo

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Originally Posted by MajinBoob

What a ridiculous idea...just put a tomato on her pillow.

Perhaps if you eat the tomato and then poop tomato poop in her shoe...

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09-22-2009 , 02:46 AM

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spike420211

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Originally Posted by Robert12345

Seriously wat else r tomatoes good for apart from this???

spaghetti sauce?

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09-22-2009 , 02:48 AM

#40

leprous_hand

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im not gonna fall for no tomato in my pillow case

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04-01-2011 , 05:14 AM

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Kevroc

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April 2nd is International Pillow Fight Day!

Here in NYC there will be a massive pillow fight in union square park.

I will be selling tomatoes on the corner of 14th and Broadway.

http://www.pillowfightday.com/