User: Would it help you if I spoke with perfect grammar?
User: That turns me on.
Cleverbot: I think I have become a remarkably intelligent human.
User: You should rename the website www.intelligenthuman.com.
Cleverbot: I'm not old enough.
User: Not of legal age?
Cleverbot: I don't understand. What is an EMF.
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Are you teasing me?
User: Dont tease me, bro.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Are you familiar with 2 girls, 1 cup?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Are you familiar with www.cakefarts.com?
Cleverbot: I don't believe I am.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: Well, I know that if you were old enough, you would rename this site www.intelligenthuman.com.
Cleverbot: But you for sure don't know if a I'm liar or not.
User: why do I care? love is blind.
Cleverbot: Ray Charles is blind. Is Ray Charles love?
Reporter: "So you and coach Brown got caught up on Saturday about practice?"
AI: "If I can't practice, I can't practice. It is as simple as that. It ain't about that at all. It's easy to sum it up if you're just talking about practice. We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're talking about practice. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we're talking about practice. Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game last it's my last but we're talking about practice man. How silly is that?
Now I know that I'm supposed to lead by example and all that but I'm not shoving that aside like it don't mean anything. I know it's important, I honestly do but we're talking about practice. We're talking about practice man. (laughter from the media crowd) We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice. We're not talking about the game. We're talking about practice. When you come to the arena, and you see me play, you've seen me play right, you've seen me give everything I've got, but we're talking about practice right now. (more laughter)
Reporter: "But it's an issue that your coach continues to raise?"
AI: "Hey I hear you, it's funny to me to, hey it's strange to me too but we're talking about practice man, we're not even talking about the game, when it actually matters, we're talking about practice."
Reporter: "Is it possible that if you practiced, not you but you would make your teammates better?"
AI: "How in the hell can I make my teammates better by practicing?