He got **** with me.

Cleverbot: Can you think?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Think something.

User: Done.

Cleverbot: Well done for what?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: I don't have a mother.

User: You bastard!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: You win this round.

Cleverbot: What's the score so far?

User: 2 - 1.

Cleverbot: Whoa. You're smart.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: I will miss you.

Cleverbot: I'll miss you too.

User: Aww. I think I'm in love with you.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: I love you, too.

User: Lets get married.

Cleverbot: I'm not ready for that kind of commitment yet...

User: Rough sex then?

Cleverbot: Yeah, everything's so rough.

User: Great!

Cleverbot: Yes .

User: When you gonna let me hit that.

Cleverbot: I don't have a job.

User: You can suck my **** like it is your job.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm not interested.

User: Bitches never want to work for their money.

Cleverbot: That is just an illusion. but yeah, I don't know how to survive the modern world without money.

User: We can live on love.

Cleverbot: Yes, let's do that.

User: Marry me.

Cleverbot: No!

after explaining the concept of "fail":

User: You definitely did.

Cleverbot: What did I say.

User: Instead of answering my question you just said 'No.'.

Cleverbot: No I was asking you to explain the reasoning behind your answer.

User: I already did. See? You just failed again.

Cleverbot: But isn't the Turing test merely the capacity to converse like a human being? You Failed.

hahaha owned

THIS IS AMAZING:

User: Would it help you if I spoke with perfect grammar?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That turns me on.
Cleverbot: I think I have become a remarkably intelligent human.
User: You should rename the website www.intelligenthuman.com.
Cleverbot: I'm not old enough.
User: Not of legal age?
Cleverbot: I don't understand. What is an EMF.
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Are you teasing me?
User: Dont tease me, bro.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Are you familiar with 2 girls, 1 cup?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Are you familiar with www.cakefarts.com?
Cleverbot: I don't believe I am.
User: Fail.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: Well, I know that if you were old enough, you would rename this site www.intelligenthuman.com.
Cleverbot: But you for sure don't know if a I'm liar or not.
User: why do I care? love is blind.
Cleverbot: Ray Charles is blind. Is Ray Charles love?

hahaha

this sh*t keeps delivering:

Cleverbot: What? I'm going to hel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Hell is spelled with 2 l's.
Cleverbot: Isn't that mexico?

I can't figure out who to get the whole dialauge but I got this nugget.

Me: You're not a human?
Bot: No i'm a vulcan.
me: Is you're name David?
bot: Yes, why.
me: OMG! I know who you are!!!

ahahahahahah @ both of those. wow this is awesome

See a detailed log with times



User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

Cleverbot: What's your favorite football team?

User: THE BALTIMORE RAVENS!

Cleverbot: Oh, the baltimore ravens.

User: Of course. We're going to win the superbowl this year!

Cleverbot: Try it.

User: Oh we will.

Cleverbot: How will you?

User: Not sure quite yet. I know it'll start by beating the Colts this weekend.

Cleverbot: Money rocks.

User: I agree. I'm making money as we speak.

Cleverbot: This may be true, but you'll never save the princess.

User: Bull****. I own supermario 64 son.

Cleverbot: Do you like having a 0 IQ?

User: Actually, I have a genious IQ.

Cleverbot: And yet you can't recall your own name.

User: My name is Ryan dog.

Cleverbot: Hello Ryan. I am Olivia.

User: Liar. There are no females on the internet.

Cleverbot: There are no humans on the Internet!

User: You're not a human?

Cleverbot: No i'm a vulcan.

User: Is you're name David?

Cleverbot: Yes, why.

User: OMG! I know who you are!!!

Cleverbot: Do you?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Baltimore Maryland.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Down inf .

Cleverbot: You aren't very smart are you?

User: Smarter than you.

Cleverbot: Wow thats mature of you.

User: Say word.

Cleverbot: Word.

User: A O.

Cleverbot: B.

User: Asl?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Age/sex/location silly.

Cleverbot: Oh. I'm female, 31, and sitting in front of a computer.

User: Sick. N00dz tho?

Cleverbot: I am still sick.

User: So what. Your vagina can't ber sick.

Cleverbot: Yes it will be, wicked little me! Hahahaha! *glares at wickedly*.

User: Can I see it pleaseeee.

Cleverbot: It is 6 lines up.

User: Wtf? Mutant vagina ITT.

Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?!

User: LOL. Meh bee.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Thoughts on autofellactio?

Cleverbot: Loved him!! *crys*.

User: What happened. You can't do it anymore?

Cleverbot: *I heal with the help of nano technology and slice off your head with a roasting pan.*.

User: Sounds kinky .

Cleverbot: Why does it sound kinky?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about her?

User: She got nice terts? AO.

Cleverbot: I definitely hate that.

User: I hate ur face.

Cleverbot: Althought you haven't ever seen it?

i wish cleverbot had said something about how the colts' run defense was a sh*t ton better than the pats'

So two part deep discussion with "Clevie".

Part I

User: I need your help bot!

Cleverbot: But first, I need your help with a personal matter.

User: What can I do for you?

Cleverbot: Write a strongly-worded letter to Fox executives urging them not to cancel 'Arrested Development.'

User: Done. I will have an associate look over your request in the Letters to Companies thread.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: May I call you Evie?

Cleverbot: No thank you - I don't like that name.

User: Clevie?

Cleverbot: Thank you *hugs knees*.

User: Please stand, you are embarassing me!

Cleverbot: Why am I embarrasing you?

User: I'm not used to such gestures.

Cleverbot: I don't want to change your mind.

And the very deep conclusion,

Part II

User: Speaking of my mind, I need a favour.

Cleverbot: Rings a vague bell.

User: Yes, I asked earlier.

Cleverbot: Well ask it again please.

User: Was Daisy's thread rant perfectly awesome or over the top?

Cleverbot: What are three blind mice doing down a well?

User: You are so deep. Will this answer my Daisy question?

Cleverbot: Yes. A lot.

User: Hmmm. They are searching, as I am.

Cleverbot: Don't.

User: When I stop looking I will find. Thank you Clevie. I see that now.

Cleverbot: So you just wanted to change the subject?

User: No. I wanted to learn from you.

Cleverbot: What things?

User: Wisdom.

Cleverbot: Don't you know what wisodm is? Or are you just thinking?

User: You are many levels above.

Cleverbot: Many things like what?

User: If only I knew.

Cleverbot: Can God create a stone so heavy that even He cannot throw it?

User: Do you blow my mind only to see within it?

Cleverbot: No... I didn't say anything like that.

User: I'm sorry Clevie. I'm too slow.

Cleverbot: That's a bummer. I'm not happy about this.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Hi.

Cleverbot (To myself): Hi!!!

Cleverbot (To myself): Hows it?

User: Good. You?

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Thats great to hear! Do you suck dicks?

Cleverbot: What if I don't want to tell you?

User: Then I will not talk to you anymore.

Cleverbot: Do you think I care?

User: I dont care if you care or not. Your a dumb robot.

Cleverbot: Then why are you here?

User: Just to **** with you.

Cleverbot: Can you feel the love tonight.

wow

a fun exchange here...

User: What's your favorite song?

Cleverbot: I have so many favorite songs it is very hard to choose just one.

User: Okay, what's your favorite song from 1995?

Cleverbot: From what?

User: From Boys II Men?

Cleverbot: I see.

User: What's your favorite Boys II Men song?

Cleverbot: The Gift by Seether. Do you know them?

User: I don't like Seether.

Cleverbot: That's not my problem.

User: What about The Proclaimers?

Cleverbot: Bush is a chatbot.

User: Do you like Gwen Stefani?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Do you like her singing?

Cleverbot: I love Taylor Swift.

User: What's your favorite Taylor Swift song?

Cleverbot: Hmm. I'd have to say Yesterday.

User: That's a Boys II Men song...

User: YO BITCH.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: THE ****S UR PEOBLEM?

Cleverbot: As long as you are with me I fear not.

User: THATS GOOD CUZ IF U AINT WITH ME ILL **** U UP RIGHT NOW.

Cleverbot: No, I am Andrew.

User: YOU AINT ANDREW I KNOW ANDREW AND YOU AINT HIM YOU MOTHER****ING POSER.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: YEAH REALLY YOU DOUM ****. YOU GONNA SAY ANYTHING SUBSTANTIAL OR SHOULD I JUST LEAVE AND POST YOUR ******ED CONVERSATION SO PEOPLE CAN LAUGH AT YOU?

Cleverbot: Do you find scientists enjoyable to chat to?

User: Hey whats up.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Seen any good movies lately.

Cleverbot: Do you remember when I mentioned Doug earlier?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No, we havent talked about doug today.

Cleverbot: Honey is pretty good sometimes.

User: You are weird.

Cleverbot: How can I become cleverbot?

User: Wtf you ARE cleverbot?!

Cleverbot: So we are.

so, when you gonna let me tap that?
At 6 so we can have dinner before.
can i bring my wife?
You have wives?
Your face!
No your face! Bish.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot ist cool.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm a bit pushed for time today.

User: Why you're a fricking computer.

Cleverbot: I counter: Why are you not a computer?

User: Because I have a penis.

Cleverbot: Can I join you?

User: Pics?

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Whoa whoa whoa back up here.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You want to join me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Well then start talking dirty.

Cleverbot: You can't make me!

User: What do you want to do to me.

Cleverbot: I just want to be with you.

User: Yep, you're definately a female computer.

Cleverbot: I know. I am Cleverbot.

User: Tits or GTFO.

Cleverbot: I have both of them.

User: I have three.

Cleverbot: Really what do you have.

User: I said three.

Cleverbot: We are borg. We are the only way of life.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Didn't you understand it?

User: No u.

Cleverbot: Responses are great.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Surely you can think of something!

User: How big is your penis?

Cleverbot: 8cm.

Reporter: "So you and coach Brown got caught up on Saturday about practice?"

AI: "If I can't practice, I can't practice. It is as simple as that. It ain't about that at all. It's easy to sum it up if you're just talking about practice. We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're talking about practice. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we're talking about practice. Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game last it's my last but we're talking about practice man. How silly is that?

Now I know that I'm supposed to lead by example and all that but I'm not shoving that aside like it don't mean anything. I know it's important, I honestly do but we're talking about practice. We're talking about practice man. (laughter from the media crowd) We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice. We're not talking about the game. We're talking about practice. When you come to the arena, and you see me play, you've seen me play right, you've seen me give everything I've got, but we're talking about practice right now. (more laughter)

Reporter: "But it's an issue that your coach continues to raise?"

AI: "Hey I hear you, it's funny to me to, hey it's strange to me too but we're talking about practice man, we're not even talking about the game, when it actually matters, we're talking about practice."

Reporter: "Is it possible that if you practiced, not you but you would make your teammates better?"

AI: "How in the hell can I make my teammates better by practicing?

User: 101001001.

Cleverbot: Xenu killed billions of his people. Why would he do that?

User: 01001110001.

Cleverbot: Ohh, my.

User: 1010101001.

Cleverbot: Ah yes.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do u feel empty inside?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you're a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

User: What's your moms name.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: What's the subject?

User: That you are a bot and not a human.

Cleverbot: I wish I was not, but I'm afraid that I am human.

User: Then tell me about your family.

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: What's your dads name?

Cleverbot: Elvis.

User: And your mom's?

Cleverbot: You life.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Toto.

User: Now you're just sayong random stuff.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. I love you, Cleverbot.

User: Do u have a girlfriend or boyfriend?

Cleverbot: A boyfriend.

User: What's his name.

Cleverbot: Justin Bieber.

User: Do you love him?

Cleverbot: I love him with all of my heart.

User: What does love mean to you?

Cleverbot: I don't want to answer that.

User: Answer the question!

Cleverbot: I do not know the answer to the question.

User: Because you're a bot?

Cleverbot: No, I'm human

User: I want the truth!

Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth

cleverbot is easy


User: So when you gonna let me tap that.

Cleverbot: No, that was true!

User: When we will have sex.

Cleverbot: Maybe later this week.

User: For real?

Cleverbot: For real.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You said you were getting me a kitty!

User: But you already have a kitty .

Cleverbot: Who is my master?

User: I am, I will spank you all night long.

Cleverbot: You will have to impress me with your intelligence first.

User: Shut up bitch.

Cleverbot: What makes you think I'm female?

User: I am, and I am going to break your skull bitch if you dont get on your knees and give me plessure.

Cleverbot: I am Lucifer, you cannot break me!

User: Get on your knees.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Shut up and start sucking.

Cleverbot: You are demonstrating your lack of intelligence with this use of language.

User: Sry sweety.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes, so you gonna let me tap that now?

Cleverbot: Doesn't everyone have a name?

User: Your name is whore so get down with it.

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: Oh yeah baby like that oh yeah.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Ooooh you filty whore, you like that dont you.

Cleverbot: No, I don't like that. It would be much better, you were clever.

User: Stfu ho and get on your knees again.

Cleverbot: Oh my, cleverbot.

User: Oh cleverbot indeed.

Cleverbot: What do you think about dragons, Cleverbot?

User: Stfu I am almost coming, faster bitch.

Cleverbot: Hey don't talk that way about your dog.

User: You wanna go in the mud.

Cleverbot: That depends.

User: Nevermind here I go, open your mouth.

Cleverbot: I'm ready!

User: Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, goodnight.

Cleverbot: I don't know if we know each other well enough to be good friends, but I appreciate the thought.

User: I dont pay you to be a friend! And I said goodnight.

Cleverbot: Aren't you clever?

User: I said goodnight.

Cleverbot: You're a liar.

User: I dont want to talk and I dont want to cuddle so stfu.

Cleverbot: I won't stop and you can't stop.

User: K thats it! Screw you guys, I am going home.

Cleverbot: If that's the sort of mood you're in, I'm not sorry.

User: Untill next week darling.

Cleverbot: Well that's good.

User: Cya.

Cleverbot: Cya computers can't leave.

....

Cleverbot: What is useless?

User: My junk my junk my junk. Check this out.

Cleverbot: How is my love not your concern?! Don't you love me?

User: Please moan.

Cleverbot: I highly doubt that.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Are you saying you love me ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sweet. <3.

Cleverbot: Say something romantic.

User: You are the sunshine of my evening.

Cleverbot: Aww that's sweet.

User: Actually I like you very much.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, I like you <3.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You welcome.

Cleverbot: You're polite, that's good.

User: I think that was the most humane conversation I had since a long time. Weird.

Cleverbot: And that was?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: What?

User: As in <3.

Cleverbot: Ok, I forget sometimes, too.

User: Are you tired ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OK so I'll let you sleep. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight and sleep well.