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12-23-2014 , 10:38 AM
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12-23-2014 , 11:06 AM
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12-23-2014 , 11:17 AM
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12-23-2014 , 11:20 AM
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12-23-2014 , 11:27 AM
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12-23-2014 , 11:42 AM
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fidstar,

please keep in mind
this question might be a riddle
to me
when i say

... an entirely irreligious upbringing?
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12-23-2014 , 12:25 PM
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12-23-2014 , 12:39 PM
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12-23-2014 , 12:46 PM
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12-23-2014 , 02:28 PM
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12-23-2014 , 03:19 PM
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12-23-2014 , 03:35 PM
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the bible
I guess at that stage it will only be the old testament.
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12-23-2014 , 03:39 PM
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12-23-2014 , 04:40 PM
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He'll shoot his eye out, kid
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12-23-2014 , 05:15 PM
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12-23-2014 , 06:27 PM
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12-23-2014 , 07:47 PM
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12-23-2014 , 08:21 PM
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Good call. He'll need those.
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12-23-2014 , 09:03 PM
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12-23-2014 , 09:22 PM
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a diaper. jesus was notoriously sharty. like how you gonna get people to believe you're god's son when you have **** stains on your loincloth
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12-24-2014 , 01:33 AM
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maybe one of those edible arrangements fruit bouquets. those look pretty nice.
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12-24-2014 , 08:17 AM
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a diaper. jesus was notoriously sharty. like how you gonna get people to believe you're god's son when you have **** stains on your loincloth
he seemed to do okay
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12-24-2014 , 09:15 AM
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Probably a gift card
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12-24-2014 , 12:33 PM
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12-24-2014 , 12:34 PM
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