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Stuff you would have bought Jesus if you were one of the wise men... Stuff you would have bought Jesus if you were one of the wise men...

12-23-2014 , 10:38 AM
PS4
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12-23-2014 , 11:06 AM
hookers and blow
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12-23-2014 , 11:17 AM
Gift certificate from Panera.
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12-23-2014 , 11:20 AM
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12-23-2014 , 11:27 AM
Pliers
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12-23-2014 , 11:42 AM
fidstar,

please keep in mind
this question might be a riddle
to me
when i say

... an entirely irreligious upbringing?
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12-23-2014 , 12:25 PM
>Walmart gift card
>Baseball bat for the money-changers
>FIFA 2015
>Ford F-150 Pickup for his carpentry gigs. [hauls 12 apostles ez!]
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12-23-2014 , 12:39 PM
The Intratec TEC-9 assault pistol
Later on in life some dudes are going to 'attempt' to crucify you, when that time comes you'll know what to do, gold, frankincense and myrrh won't do a damn thing for ya.
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12-23-2014 , 12:46 PM
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12-23-2014 , 02:28 PM
vintage deluxe scrabble from restoration hardware
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12-23-2014 , 03:19 PM
the bible
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12-23-2014 , 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
the bible
I guess at that stage it will only be the old testament.
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12-23-2014 , 03:39 PM
An official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle.
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12-23-2014 , 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by goobenstein
An official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle.
He'll shoot his eye out, kid
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12-23-2014 , 05:15 PM
I would sing him a song!

Spoiler:
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12-23-2014 , 06:27 PM
A father who isn't an azzhole
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12-23-2014 , 07:47 PM
Bandaids.
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12-23-2014 , 08:21 PM
Good call. He'll need those.
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12-23-2014 , 09:03 PM
Passion (of the Christ.)
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12-23-2014 , 09:22 PM
a diaper. jesus was notoriously sharty. like how you gonna get people to believe you're god's son when you have **** stains on your loincloth
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12-24-2014 , 01:33 AM
maybe one of those edible arrangements fruit bouquets. those look pretty nice.
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12-24-2014 , 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
a diaper. jesus was notoriously sharty. like how you gonna get people to believe you're god's son when you have **** stains on your loincloth
he seemed to do okay
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12-24-2014 , 09:15 AM
Probably a gift card
I'm not too good at presents for kids
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12-24-2014 , 12:33 PM
A copy of "The Boy Who Cried Savior."
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12-24-2014 , 12:34 PM
Lathe
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