Basically they're offering this guy, who did nothing else but screw up a play for the home team by interfering with a potential catch, $25,000 to show up at an event and sign an autograph. It has been rumored that he has received far more lucrative offers than this and has yet to cash in on any of them. I think my head might explode if he doesn't take this offer to the bank.
Have you ever met a 300 pound ******* from chicago?
Have you ever met a city full of 300 pound *******s from chicago?
Have you ever been the sole person they blame for crushing their dreams, especially since they're also 300 pounds?
How many curbstomps do you think it would take to get to the center of your spine?