Gd that is funny.

A yeast infection that tasted like Colgate?

awesome

vagisil you noobs

I've never banged a hooker or a LB but I think this thread game me teh herpe and I'm OK with that.

I think all idiots that ask or talk about STD's other than Pooter need a ban don't ruin a good thing.

stds are teh funny though...and teh itchy.

Made me LOL so much HAHAHAHA

Wow I didn't think this thread could get more epic and it totally did.

How does anyone remember all 325? That's wild

I know some dudes in the 2000's, but they probably can't remember more than about 100 of them

dude is sick

so much win

338, LB in shower at gym

hes hasnt remembered them all he's been keeping track on his list.

That list post was like....woah.

How old is Pooter btw? saw someone talk about age but didn't see the age.

my favs from the list. couldnt get them all in tl

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so much win

ty, i was scared of ****ing ladyboys until i read this thread.

It wasn't my auntie and niece, but i would given the chance.

I did do them at the same time actually, I did mention it in my other thread.

Dirty pair they were, they both pissed on me at the same time, me and the young one both pissed on the elder one, the younger one was sucking my **** straight out of the elders pussy. It wasn't until i told the young en, to lick the olden out and she says, "no can not" i say "come on kiss her pussy" Then she says, "I can not she my auntie!"

I guess she had to draw the line somewhere.

Anyway I got another TR form last night and it might be my last!

I met this old woman, must be late forties, still quite slim, small framed, we have a few drinks in a hotel bar, and she is really quiet, the English she does speak is ok, but she is shy, she wouldn't hold eye contact for more than one second, Im thinking this is ****, im gonna give this **** up soon.

Anyway we finally get up to her room, im quite drunk as i have been sinking the beers outta boredom. I shower my **** off and have a piss, when i come out all the lights are off, she is laying on the bed, I get on the bed and start rubbing her up, she just lays there, stiff as a bored. I start taking her dress off, she isn't resisting but she isn't helping she's just not moving, and making the odd groan sound.

I think **** this, I ask her, "you want me to go?" she stays silent, I ask again, "you ok? You want me go?" she says "no" ok i think lets go on with it, So i get her dress off and go straight for the pussy, like i say she is slim, but a bit saggy and can feel bad stretch marks round her waist and legs, and **** me it is the mother of all hairy pussies! Jesus thick as ****!

Making me gag writing this!, I do the best i can, but she isn't really into it, she keeps trying to keep her legs together and i keep forcing them open, its smells its hairy i'm like **** this!

I go to get off her and im just gonna say, "ok i go, this no good" and she says "condom" Ok i think lets do it, so i put a condom on and stick it in her, tight as **** it was, so i start at it, and she is just still not making much noise, nothing, **** this is bad, So i'm starting to get into it, while thinking about other birds and some fantasies, when i realize she is sobbing, i stop and say "You ok? you want me stop?" she just says, "Hurt", So now im like oh ****, i wanna blow my load, but this is horrible, it goes quiet a bit and i start again slowly, I desperately wanna blow and get the **** outta there, i start going hard again, and she is crying again, so i say "relax relax" she puts her hand over her mouth, and i go for it and finally blow my load.

I clean myself up and she goes into the bathroom for about 30 mins, i'm thinking FFS, i wanna go this is sick ****, she comes out dressed and asks "You ok?" I'm like "yeah i ok, are you ok?" she nods and says "you go now" Im not sure if it was a question or order, so i say "yes, can, is ok?" she says "yes I see you again next time is ok?" I say "ok sure"

So i'm at that point where i should be asking for money, but i look at her and she still has red eyes from the crying and feel sorry for her, and i just don't have the heart to ask for money. I am about to go thinking **** this, last time for me, I'm better at being a punter than a hooker, when she says "You need money now?" I think, result! I say "yes OK" she goes to her bag and gets me 3000B!

Im like thank you and see you next time! Went out and got smashed, met my "normal girl" and sucked the guts out of her beautiful shaved gash, so im well up so far this weekend, paid 3kb by one woman and ****ed an other for free, minus the drunks i bought her of course!!

Pics to come of normal girl soon...I'll put it to a 4L poll to get the avg rating!!

BTW if you're gay and want money come to bkk and sell your arse, met my mate today and he reckons the pimp told him, couple of young Euro guys, are making 10-15k u.s a month getting ****ed by old Asian gays. Thats good money if your already a gay lord, don't even have to get hard, just bend over and take a bit of ****, i guess giving the BJs is the worst bit.

LOL in after the sickest individual outside of jail!

Worse than the **** in your ass?

"Worse than the **** in your ass? "

I assume if you're gay, you are happy to have a dick in your ass.

hahahaha..

so many gems in this thread.