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01-28-2010 , 06:21 PM

#26

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Why didn't you take your own porn - something you knew would excite you?

It's kinda hard to find horse pr0n in print.

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01-28-2010 , 06:28 PM

#27

omega3fishoil

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 37

atc's ass is my personal sperm bank

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01-28-2010 , 06:29 PM

#28

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,112

tl:dr

so you spat it int he cup after gargling or what?

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01-28-2010 , 06:33 PM

#29

deesnuts

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,958

your mom is a sperm bank

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01-28-2010 , 06:40 PM

#30

bonds

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 11,754

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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Why didn't you take your own porn

I dunno, did they have free Wi-Fi ATC?

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01-28-2010 , 06:42 PM

#31

ncboiler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 15,599

That story is funny ****!!

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01-28-2010 , 06:45 PM

#32

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,436

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Originally Posted by mishink7

this has inspired me to donate my sperm so random women can have babies that look like me.

then 20 years later i wanna track down my children and have a reunion

sorry, there's only a market for the upper end of the genetic spectrum

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01-28-2010 , 06:54 PM

#33

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

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Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

It's kinda hard to find horse pr0n in print.

Like Google, Kinko's is your friend.

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01-28-2010 , 06:57 PM

#34

Hawk35

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,448

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

yup

I have been in that exact same room. Hope you didn't catch anything off the chair from me

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01-28-2010 , 07:04 PM

#35

LovedBySgtSaLT

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Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,536

nuts

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01-28-2010 , 07:05 PM

#36

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

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Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

It's kinda hard to find horse pr0n in print.

LoL, no it's not.

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01-28-2010 , 07:12 PM

#37

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

hey atc

good tr.

two thumbs up

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01-28-2010 , 07:33 PM

#38

adizzle13

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,872

solid story imo

Last edited by adizzle13; 01-28-2010 at 07:33 PM. Reason: 4*

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01-28-2010 , 07:51 PM

#39

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

i hope you didn't get any on your hat

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01-28-2010 , 08:23 PM

#40

Microcuts629

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,808

you should've brought the asian nurse (during your surgery) to talk dirty to you.

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01-28-2010 , 08:58 PM

#41

markksman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 20,910

Haha.

I thought this had to be a joke. No way they pay brain damaged ******s for their sperm.

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01-28-2010 , 09:04 PM

#42

Gullanian

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,014

ok bruce willis nice tr

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01-28-2010 , 09:29 PM

#43

The Meist3r

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 226

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

genius

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01-28-2010 , 09:33 PM

#44

pompeypoker

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,100

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Originally Posted by markksman

Haha.

I thought this had to be a joke. No way they pay brain damaged ******s for their sperm.

you read good.

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01-28-2010 , 10:32 PM

#45

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,537

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

I've fapped to that

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01-28-2010 , 10:44 PM

#46

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

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Originally Posted by Hawk35

I have been in that exact same room. Hope you didn't catch anything off the chair from me

I worked at the restaurant next door for 3 years and I always used to be like sperm bank lol. Little did I know.

There was a pretty ugly Stanford grad student in the office when I got there trying to donate for food money. Thought that was funny.

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01-28-2010 , 11:26 PM

#47

Hawk35

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,448

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

Yeah it's an odd experience. Did they still have the Medical porn and the gay porn? The gay porn made me lol.

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01-28-2010 , 11:42 PM

#48

101

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 56

why are there 2 chairs in the fap room

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01-28-2010 , 11:53 PM

#49

101

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 56

and why are they angled like that

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01-29-2010 , 12:06 AM

#50

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

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Originally Posted by 101

why are there 2 chairs in the fap room

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Originally Posted by 101

and why are they angled like that

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