I'd stand in line and have it all primed up. When my turn "came" then I'd blast a load on her face and say Opps, Sorry!

Yeah but the girl at the BLOWJOBATHON probably has munched fewer knobs than her.

Also, where is this chip shop? I like fish'n'chips and wouldn't say no to a BJ.

If you could get whoever you want then why travel to go get a bj from a whore who just slobbered on 499 peens before you?

It took me a little while to get this but that's the sort of wooly thinking I'm renowned for!

must be another stunt by PETA

maybe it's just me, but i don't think the problem for me would be premature splooging, it would be trying to maintain an erection surrounded by 500 naked dudes. have you guys never seen a bukkake film? it's hundreds of dudes all jerking it off trying to time their ejaculation to when they get up to the plate. no thx.

they should just make it a bukkake, probly set a record of some sorts

I'm sure they're providing paper towels 4 this.

It can be done tho.
I accidentally switched to the wrong channel once in a priate viewing booth in an adult bookstore, and there was this naked guy getting smacked by several peens, i was like wtf? It was only after they all shot off damn near simultaneously about 20 seconds l8r that it dawned on me that the dude was a pivot man in a circle jerk.

Actually, these are fairly common where I come from. Infact, my mom and sister used to run one every week for charity down in the church basement.

Here's some things you should know if you plan on attending.

1) There will be 5-6 "fluffers" to get you ready before you get to the main girl.

2) At least half of these fluffers will have peens.

3) The main girl may have a peen also.

4) Bring a towel. If the "fluffers" can't keep up, youl be in a single file line with other guys trying to get themselves ready to pop. You'll need the towell if the guy behind you lets go too early.

5) When you get to the main girl, she'll do a better job if you compliment her. Say something like "Love your shoes" even if she's not wearing any.

6) The most important thing is to have fun. So laugh with them when they start to giggle at the size of your peen.

Hope this helps.

I hope this is a level

no love without a glove?

charity ldo

"Pop all you want but you will get paid only once."


zbrilliant.

there was a similar thing done by a german pornstar. she did some fawk marathon and wanted to achieve some world record but had a circulatory collaps midway through...

You mean a heart attack?

I think her lungs filled with sperm.

meh i probably used the wrong term... had to look it up... but she had a collapse because the whole thing was too exhausting... but no heart attack. isn't that called a circulatory collaps?

"Accidently" but then you watch for at least 20 seconds. Admit it, it wasn't an accident.

Is it one of those rare things where a vacuum is created inside the vagina?

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Guys 37-499 would actually be officially gay.

#500 would be cool.

I'm from cardiff, not heard anything I'll ask around

lol u better delete those links imo