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03-22-2010 , 05:03 PM
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There was this goat, his name was Hamilton. He cost us 1,000 Metacais (~$34)



Hamilton lived a not so great life running around in a "large" filthy city in Mozambique called Mocuba. Since we took pity on this poor creature we decided to take him home. Well, to some ex-pat's house.









Sadly, poor Hamilton did not make it through the day. He had just a little too much beer at the party because his team sucks as beer pong and flip cup.




And well, he kind of lost his head







Oh and there was a monkey



But, they said we couldn't eat him.
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03-22-2010 , 05:04 PM
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i love happy endings
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03-22-2010 , 05:06 PM
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cool story bro. seems strangely satanic imo.
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03-22-2010 , 05:06 PM
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lol. I like that this thread has pics. Even when the goats head lost its body it still was kind enough to pull a face for the camera.
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03-22-2010 , 05:08 PM
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god if i could just get 5 minutes alone with that beheaded goat carcass...
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03-22-2010 , 05:09 PM
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and cute little thread
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03-22-2010 , 05:11 PM
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That's not what goats are for!!!
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03-22-2010 , 05:12 PM
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03-22-2010 , 05:12 PM
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i have become so heinous looking since living in Africa. Living in the middle of nowhere has totally done me in.
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03-22-2010 , 05:13 PM
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That's not what goats are for!!!
I never eat meat here because you usually have to kill it yourself. But, damn that goat tasted gloriously.
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03-22-2010 , 05:15 PM
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murder ITT
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03-22-2010 , 05:16 PM
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murder ITT
its not murder if its consensual, and this was consensual.
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03-22-2010 , 05:21 PM
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murder ITT
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its not murder if its consensual, and this was consensual.
I think he wants me to post ITT for the purposes of double entendre or some such.

But I won't pander to this.
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03-22-2010 , 05:23 PM
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I think he wants me to post ITT for the purposes of double entendre or some such.

But I won't pander to this.
In that case let's just go old school, single entendre:

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03-22-2010 , 05:30 PM
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Meat is delicious murder.
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03-22-2010 , 05:37 PM
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Meat is delicious.
got it
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03-22-2010 , 05:39 PM
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03-22-2010 , 05:46 PM
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This thread could use a few LOLgoats:



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03-22-2010 , 05:48 PM
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03-22-2010 , 05:49 PM
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God damn laddergoat!
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03-22-2010 , 05:51 PM
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Panda should prob stay away from farm animals when he's inebriated...or maybe not...

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03-22-2010 , 05:56 PM
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cool story bro. seems strangely satanic imo.
oh, so now every gathering involving >3 black people and slaughter is SATANIC. wp, racism. wp.
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03-22-2010 , 06:13 PM
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Look up laddergoat on YT
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03-22-2010 , 06:29 PM
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03-23-2010 , 06:51 AM
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Hamilton shouldve been a bunny.

Tough beat.
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