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Legit concerns, aids is way easier to contract if you have an open wound, which might happen if shes a sadist.

But seriously, gtfo, thinly veiled brag thread.

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03-02-2010 , 05:20 AM

#27

gilmore38

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

It's not random, he is choosing where to stick it.

If they strapped him to a wheel of snatches and spun him around.. that would be random.

Fair point, but if she is into weird stuff he may well find himself blindfold, shaved and starpped to the bed with her using him like a biatch. Then he might not get a choice which hole she uses.

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03-02-2010 , 05:21 AM

#28

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

1. I has no gimmicks.
2. 140lbs is child's play.
3. weight is relative to height
4. you just don't like her because her profile doesn't contain "knife-weilding"

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03-02-2010 , 05:26 AM

#29

john voight

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op, post more pics so i can decide

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03-02-2010 , 05:36 AM

#30

Tapow Dayok

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

1. I has no gimmicks.
2. 140lbs is child's play.
3. weight is relative to height
4. you just don't like her because her profile doesn't contain "knife-weilding"

You've got your "thing," I've got mine. Don't judge me.

And honestly, I've nailed quite a few chubby girls. It's not like I go out looking for plus sized girls, but I certainly don't mind a little extra weight like some guys do. IMO, chubby girls are usually a little more enthusiastic.

I'm not even saying that OP shouldn't hit it.

I'm just saying that OP should know what he's getting into here so he doesn't appear shocked the first time he meets her. If he thinks he is about to meet Amanda Bynes, he is greatly mistaken.

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03-02-2010 , 05:41 AM

#31

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

You've got your "thing," I've got mine. Don't judge me.

I would never!

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03-02-2010 , 05:46 AM

#32

LirvA

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

Upon further review, a cincinnati bowtie is where you drop a load in her end zone and then sign your name on her butt with a Sharpie.

While wearing an orange and black bowtie.

THIS is why Kevroc is a goot mod.

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03-02-2010 , 06:04 AM

#33

gamblore99

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I'm 99% certain OP works for OKCupid.

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03-02-2010 , 06:07 AM

#34

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,469

does no1 find it odd that OP used the term "broad"?

wtf r u, bugsy malone?

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03-02-2010 , 06:22 AM

#35

diebitter

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

It's Edina Monsoon!

(that's an emphatic YES, btw)

This.

And stop bein gay in future

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03-02-2010 , 06:23 AM

#36

elrey

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

1. I has no gimmicks.
2. 140lbs is child's play.
3. weight is relative to height
4. you just don't like her because her profile doesn't contain "knife-weilding"

for some reason #2 made me lol

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03-02-2010 , 06:24 AM

#37

LirvA

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hey that's that kid from the little rascals!

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03-02-2010 , 06:40 AM

#38

JohnyCrash

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Hell no! why have sex with a hot woman when you can go and find a man to have sex with.

Then after you can watch sports and drink beer.

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03-02-2010 , 06:44 AM

#39

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,469

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Originally Posted by LirvA

hey that's that kid from the little rascals!

no u

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03-02-2010 , 06:52 AM

#40

Golfing_Stud

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Originally Posted by JohnyCrash

Hell no! why have sex with a hot woman when you can go and find a man to have sex with.

Then after you can watch sports and drink beer.

Yeah and get sodomized obv. 700th post BTW.

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03-02-2010 , 07:34 AM

#41

AFCArt!

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 159

so she contacted u for no reason at all and insta started dirty talk?

im sorry but

post tr anyway

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03-02-2010 , 09:32 AM

#42

DrakeWalls

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I ****ing hate these theads. The answer is AAAAAAAAALWAYS YES.

THIS THIS THIS!!! tilts me so much

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03-02-2010 , 10:22 AM

#43

emmemere

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,255

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

Is this the only picture you have of her? If it is and you seriously are new to meeting girls onine, I have bad news for you (unless you are a well-crafted Kevroc gimmick): This girl weighs at least 140 lbs. Probably a lot more. Trust me. I've been fooled by this pose before.

If anyone wants to set the line at 135, I'd take the over in a heartbeat.

The good news is, I bet she is telling the truth about the Cincinnati Bowtie.

My personal trainer weighs 145, is like 5'5 tops. 140 is NOT fat unless your short and have a small frame. You can say anyone over x pounds is fat, it's all dependant on body type and composition.

That's what 145 looks like

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03-02-2010 , 10:32 AM

#44

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

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Originally Posted by emmemere

That's what 145 looks like

she looks funny imo.

face is kinda swirly

also, thinly veiled "i have a personal trainer" brag

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03-02-2010 , 10:33 AM

#45

emmemere

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Originally Posted by -chopper-

she looks funny imo.

face is kinda swirly

also, thinly veiled "i have a personal trainer" brag

had, but need one again. bah humbug.

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03-02-2010 , 10:36 AM

#46

makin maneys

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

I don't know how much she weighs, but if all you have is head shots of her, assume that she is heavy. This is one of the immutable truths of online dating.

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03-02-2010 , 10:40 AM

#47

emmemere

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She's probably not super skinny but I hgihly doubt she's really heavy. I'd say a size 10 max, easily less.

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03-02-2010 , 10:46 AM

#48

ursine cotcher

BBV mspaint champion 2007 / untrustworthy

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,893

that girl is attractive and could carry extra weight well

that girl is also not who you were talking to

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03-02-2010 , 10:47 AM

#49

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,469

THERE ARE NO WIMMINZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ
THERE ARE NO WIMMINZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ
THERE ARE NO WIMMINZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ
THERE ARE NO WIMMINZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ