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Old 03-02-2010, 05:19 AM   #26
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

Legit concerns, aids is way easier to contract if you have an open wound, which might happen if shes a sadist.


But seriously, gtfo, thinly veiled brag thread.
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:20 AM   #27
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It's not random, he is choosing where to stick it.

If they strapped him to a wheel of snatches and spun him around.. that would be random.
Fair point, but if she is into weird stuff he may well find himself blindfold, shaved and starpped to the bed with her using him like a biatch. Then he might not get a choice which hole she uses.
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:21 AM   #28
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Is this the only picture you have of her? If it is and you seriously are new to meeting girls onine, I have bad news for you (unless you are a well-crafted Kevroc gimmick): This girl weighs at least 140 lbs. Probably a lot more. Trust me. I've been fooled by this pose before.

1. I has no gimmicks.
2. 140lbs is child's play.
3. weight is relative to height
4. you just don't like her because her profile doesn't contain "knife-weilding"
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:26 AM   #29
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

op, post more pics so i can decide
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:36 AM   #30
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1. I has no gimmicks.
2. 140lbs is child's play.
3. weight is relative to height
4. you just don't like her because her profile doesn't contain "knife-weilding"
You've got your "thing," I've got mine. Don't judge me.

And honestly, I've nailed quite a few chubby girls. It's not like I go out looking for plus sized girls, but I certainly don't mind a little extra weight like some guys do. IMO, chubby girls are usually a little more enthusiastic.

I'm not even saying that OP shouldn't hit it.

I'm just saying that OP should know what he's getting into here so he doesn't appear shocked the first time he meets her. If he thinks he is about to meet Amanda Bynes, he is greatly mistaken.
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:41 AM   #31
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You've got your "thing," I've got mine. Don't judge me.
I would never!
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:46 AM   #32
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Upon further review, a cincinnati bowtie is where you drop a load in her end zone and then sign your name on her butt with a Sharpie.







While wearing an orange and black bowtie.


THIS is why Kevroc is a goot mod.
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:04 AM   #33
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

I'm 99% certain OP works for OKCupid.
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:07 AM   #34
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

does no1 find it odd that OP used the term "broad"?

wtf r u, bugsy malone?

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Old 03-02-2010, 06:22 AM   #35
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It's Edina Monsoon!

(that's an emphatic YES, btw)
This.

And stop bein gay in future
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:23 AM   #36
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1. I has no gimmicks.
2. 140lbs is child's play.
3. weight is relative to height
4. you just don't like her because her profile doesn't contain "knife-weilding"
for some reason #2 made me lol
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:24 AM   #37
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

hey that's that kid from the little rascals!
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:40 AM   #38
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

Hell no! why have sex with a hot woman when you can go and find a man to have sex with.

Then after you can watch sports and drink beer.
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:44 AM   #39
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hey that's that kid from the little rascals!
no u
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:52 AM   #40
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Hell no! why have sex with a hot woman when you can go and find a man to have sex with.

Then after you can watch sports and drink beer.
Yeah and get sodomized obv. 700th post BTW.
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Old 03-02-2010, 07:34 AM   #41
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

so she contacted u for no reason at all and insta started dirty talk?

im sorry but




post tr anyway
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:32 AM   #42
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I ****ing hate these theads. The answer is AAAAAAAAALWAYS YES.
THIS THIS THIS!!! tilts me so much
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:22 AM   #43
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Is this the only picture you have of her? If it is and you seriously are new to meeting girls onine, I have bad news for you (unless you are a well-crafted Kevroc gimmick): This girl weighs at least 140 lbs. Probably a lot more. Trust me. I've been fooled by this pose before.

If anyone wants to set the line at 135, I'd take the over in a heartbeat.

The good news is, I bet she is telling the truth about the Cincinnati Bowtie.

My personal trainer weighs 145, is like 5'5 tops. 140 is NOT fat unless your short and have a small frame. You can say anyone over x pounds is fat, it's all dependant on body type and composition.





That's what 145 looks like
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:32 AM   #44
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That's what 145 looks like
she looks funny imo.

face is kinda swirly


also, thinly veiled "i have a personal trainer" brag
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:33 AM   #45
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she looks funny imo.

face is kinda swirly


also, thinly veiled "i have a personal trainer" brag
had, but need one again. bah humbug.
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:36 AM   #46
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

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Is this the only picture you have of her? If it is and you seriously are new to meeting girls onine, I have bad news for you (unless you are a well-crafted Kevroc gimmick): This girl weighs at least 140 lbs. Probably a lot more. Trust me. I've been fooled by this pose before.

If anyone wants to set the line at 135, I'd take the over in a heartbeat.

The good news is, I bet she is telling the truth about the Cincinnati Bowtie.
I don't know how much she weighs, but if all you have is head shots of her, assume that she is heavy. This is one of the immutable truths of online dating.
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:40 AM   #47
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

She's probably not super skinny but I hgihly doubt she's really heavy. I'd say a size 10 max, easily less.
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:46 AM   #48
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

that girl is attractive and could carry extra weight well

that girl is also not who you were talking to
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:47 AM   #49
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

THERE ARE NO WIMMINZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ
THERE ARE NO WIMMINZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ
THERE ARE NO WIMMINZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ
THERE ARE NO WIMMINZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:49 AM   #50
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she wants to do the cincinnati bowtie so your hands are free to stroke her ****...tranny alert.
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