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06-13-2010 , 08:51 PM
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Ninja Accountant
Im qualified, but im lacking in the necessary ninja skills im afraid
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06-13-2010 , 08:54 PM
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You should ask a mod to delete, b4 more people apply and you get squeezed out n00b.
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06-13-2010 , 08:57 PM
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NO Samurai sword, or ninja star throwing skills?
Well girls only like guys with skills soo.
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06-13-2010 , 08:59 PM
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i actually do have a sword .... could mention that in my cover letter, no ninja stars tho
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06-13-2010 , 09:23 PM
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Wait, when I read this thread for the first time half an hour ago, OP was asking about a job in sales... oh icwudt OP, very well played.
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06-13-2010 , 09:26 PM
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Not only should you apply, you should concoct a series of outrageous lies to include in your cover letter.

Really.

It's a marketing company, lying is not only expected it's required. So show a little imagination and tell them that while you may not be a ninja you're really good at dressing up as Little Red Riding Hood and signing the collected works of Bette Midler while drinking 40 after 40 of the Cobra.

Or is that the truth?
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06-13-2010 , 11:24 PM
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hire a old man that looks like thsi :



to deliver your resume to the office. Write ur resume on a rice paper scroll in sumi-e , use invisible ink or lemonjucie or something, and provide a handheld blacklight for them to read it with.

insta hired
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06-13-2010 , 11:26 PM
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No money in jobs. Everybody is solid.
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06-13-2010 , 11:41 PM
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write resume in blood of poisonous snake
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