Sexpo + pics!
11-23-2008
, 10:43 AM
okay Mayo, heres my TR like i said:
So down here in Melbourne Australia we've got this sex convention called "sexpo" right. because i only turned 18 this year ive never had the chance to visit it before and me and my mates decided to go have a look at what it was all about. 25 dollar tickets $40 VIP ones all pre sold out (Oh my). they day started off candidly as we entered and immediately was met by a goth looking chik with her tits out and both nipples pierced. Dont rate that. Nip piercings only on males plz (ie me). any way we walk around a bit and its basically a giant sex shop. Lots of people trying to sell skimpy lingerie(im too cheap to buy nething for my gf as i went to crown casino after and made some money)
anyway we continue walking round until we find the sextrain ride. SUPER WE GET TO RIDE A GERBIL CARRIAGE INTO A VAGINA! all this while holding onto the dick/tit handebars. we enter a dark scary cavernous region that, fortunately, is dry and not too warm as wella s beign dark. I was met with a series of nakes ppl sculptures having sex, a penis out of a glory hole and a person pissing on another person(dolls). HOT. to top this off some bloke hiding behind a cloth jumped out and tried to scare me. didnt work too well i was too hypnotised by the urinating mannequin.
any we get off the ride and decide to go check out the marquee area that jesse jane is at. once again im too cheap to pay 25 bucks for a photo with her, but this is more because the line is like 1hour + and i cbf though a photo would of been super orsm. Onwards we walk until we find a stall in which women are straddling Sybians. Im like wtf is these ppl get a turn I want one and a photo! Unfortunately im knocked back and have to settle for the giant Dick power tool.
We also found a bondage area and I thought it would be funny to have myself tied up. Not so funny when my mates wouldn’t unbuckle me and I have 50 people staring at me while i laugh hystericall, thinking wtf is this dumb teen doing? Neway I manage to break free of my constraints using my jedi mindpowers and then force my mates to drop their dacks infront of every1. Lucky the force is with me.. Onwards we go and I find a strip poker area but the game is already full and I hit the rail for a few minutes. Then its off to Bad boys Australia where the prick wouldn’t have a photo with me. What a dick. Instead I found the hot bloke in army briefs and 2 other women wearing white who had nice bodies. At first they weren’t convinced that they should have a photo with me but I made sure to flex and re-assert my dominance. They gave in. Faces weren’t amazing but wotever, I said they were cute and one ruffled my hair and called me a sweetie. Damn I’m charming, or maybe its just my flexing ability? Next stop I buy my self 36 condoms for 10 bucks, wot a fkn bargain
lots of sex for me and the gf this summer I rkn.
Getting towards the end of our trip there is an amateur pole dancing lesson. Too thin chicks get up onstage with another bloke n pole dance instructor along with two whales who must of flown down from seaworld on the gold coast or something. The put the fat chix 2g4 and the thin ones on the other pole. LOL at the fat jokes ppl started yelling out about whales etc. anyway the fat chicks full on think they’re hawt and can get the ****. No chance BLARGH I spurt out almost making the stage from a full 30 metres away. We decide we cant handle the fat chix nemore and head off to the dildo/sex store before leaving. After a quick look around we find a giant dildo and butt plug. Woo!
After this I head of to crown casino with a mate for half an hour or so and make 50 bucks playing blackjack. Woo first time ive ever won playing it. He made 180 though. We head home from here as we have an 18th to attend that night. My gf comes over we, use one of the 36 condoms I bought then head to the bottle-o and to a guys house to drink before hitting the 18th. Good fun .
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i'd post a pic of my gf but there is already one in the thread girls you've slept with. its around page 20-25. if some1 can find the pic/page and tell me hwo to upload it i will kuz i cbf finding it on comp
Cliff: went to sexpo, saw jess jane from afar, got tied up, flexed muscles to re assert dominance to two women in photo, man in photo with me was my far the best looking of every1 there(cept jesse).
btw i should of mentioned that Jesse Jane was there to promote her new Film Pirates 2:Stagnettis Revenge. with over 600 special effects!
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrr-llK0Hw
So down here in Melbourne Australia we've got this sex convention called "sexpo" right. because i only turned 18 this year ive never had the chance to visit it before and me and my mates decided to go have a look at what it was all about. 25 dollar tickets $40 VIP ones all pre sold out (Oh my). they day started off candidly as we entered and immediately was met by a goth looking chik with her tits out and both nipples pierced. Dont rate that. Nip piercings only on males plz (ie me). any way we walk around a bit and its basically a giant sex shop. Lots of people trying to sell skimpy lingerie(im too cheap to buy nething for my gf as i went to crown casino after and made some money)
anyway we continue walking round until we find the sextrain ride. SUPER WE GET TO RIDE A GERBIL CARRIAGE INTO A VAGINA! all this while holding onto the dick/tit handebars. we enter a dark scary cavernous region that, fortunately, is dry and not too warm as wella s beign dark. I was met with a series of nakes ppl sculptures having sex, a penis out of a glory hole and a person pissing on another person(dolls). HOT. to top this off some bloke hiding behind a cloth jumped out and tried to scare me. didnt work too well i was too hypnotised by the urinating mannequin.
any we get off the ride and decide to go check out the marquee area that jesse jane is at. once again im too cheap to pay 25 bucks for a photo with her, but this is more because the line is like 1hour + and i cbf though a photo would of been super orsm. Onwards we walk until we find a stall in which women are straddling Sybians. Im like wtf is these ppl get a turn I want one and a photo! Unfortunately im knocked back and have to settle for the giant Dick power tool.
We also found a bondage area and I thought it would be funny to have myself tied up. Not so funny when my mates wouldn’t unbuckle me and I have 50 people staring at me while i laugh hystericall, thinking wtf is this dumb teen doing? Neway I manage to break free of my constraints using my jedi mindpowers and then force my mates to drop their dacks infront of every1. Lucky the force is with me.. Onwards we go and I find a strip poker area but the game is already full and I hit the rail for a few minutes. Then its off to Bad boys Australia where the prick wouldn’t have a photo with me. What a dick. Instead I found the hot bloke in army briefs and 2 other women wearing white who had nice bodies. At first they weren’t convinced that they should have a photo with me but I made sure to flex and re-assert my dominance. They gave in. Faces weren’t amazing but wotever, I said they were cute and one ruffled my hair and called me a sweetie. Damn I’m charming, or maybe its just my flexing ability? Next stop I buy my self 36 condoms for 10 bucks, wot a fkn bargain
lots of sex for me and the gf this summer I rkn. Getting towards the end of our trip there is an amateur pole dancing lesson. Too thin chicks get up onstage with another bloke n pole dance instructor along with two whales who must of flown down from seaworld on the gold coast or something. The put the fat chix 2g4 and the thin ones on the other pole. LOL at the fat jokes ppl started yelling out about whales etc. anyway the fat chicks full on think they’re hawt and can get the ****. No chance BLARGH I spurt out almost making the stage from a full 30 metres away. We decide we cant handle the fat chix nemore and head off to the dildo/sex store before leaving. After a quick look around we find a giant dildo and butt plug. Woo!
After this I head of to crown casino with a mate for half an hour or so and make 50 bucks playing blackjack. Woo first time ive ever won playing it. He made 180 though. We head home from here as we have an 18th to attend that night. My gf comes over we, use one of the 36 condoms I bought then head to the bottle-o and to a guys house to drink before hitting the 18th. Good fun .
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i'd post a pic of my gf but there is already one in the thread girls you've slept with. its around page 20-25. if some1 can find the pic/page and tell me hwo to upload it i will kuz i cbf finding it on comp
Cliff: went to sexpo, saw jess jane from afar, got tied up, flexed muscles to re assert dominance to two women in photo, man in photo with me was my far the best looking of every1 there(cept jesse).
btw i should of mentioned that Jesse Jane was there to promote her new Film Pirates 2:Stagnettis Revenge. with over 600 special effects!
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrr-llK0Hw
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