thats only southern california, dont lump us all in

haters gonna hate

Scrolled down to this right as Magical Mystery Tour came on my itunes. Watched for the duration of the song and was thoroughly amused.

Cliffs: I smoke good weed

"Hella" is hella annoying. Thankfully I only hear/read it a couple of times per year. If I lived in NorCal I'd most likely punch someone.

When someone flushes the toilet with the lid open.

I forget where I saw it, Mythbusters perhaps, but apparently, if the lid is open when you flush, a cloud of toilet water particles is shot out into the air and will coat everything within something like a 5ft radius around the toilet.

Seems harmless at first, but very disturbing once you know...

It was pouring rain this morning and I had just returned from walking the dogs. Water was percolating up through the manhole cover in the sidewalk and this fascinated them for some reason. The two bigger dogs kept sticking their faces in the bubbling water, biting at it. All of a sudden this shoots up out of the water and floats down the sidewalk until it comes to rest in the grass........



I choke back vomit just thinking about seeing this.

The feel of some rocks and non-smooth metal. I don't know how to describe it-- the closest thing would be a chalkboard-- but it makes me grind my teeth and I feel a little sick sometimes if I have to touch it.

Louis Armstrong singing Wonderful World.

True story.

people (especially women) that shave their hair like skrillex. and then wear ******ed v necks, big stupid ****ing glasses, and military boots.

what in the ****

Im sure frm yrs of porn directing, there mst be some things tht u see, if not choose smething tht porn stars do tht annoy u

SGT RJ.

WOAT 4L poster, possibly OOT superhero.

Oh, and hosting huge pics on imageshack or photobucket free accounts in high traffic forums so the second people find interest in the thread the pics are gone.

It's the lowest form of trolling.

I realize many things really irk me. Here is my second list:


-people who don’t pull up to the first pump at a gas station

-those STUPID family bumper stickers. I don’t care that you have 4 daughters, 2 sons, 8 dogs, and a cat

-people who don’t cover their mouths while sneezing/coughing

-women who wear muffin top jeans/pants

-people talking on cell phones while they are checking in or out somewhere (this one really ****ing irked me to the point where I just shut the window on them when I was a receptionist SERGBDFGBDFGBDFR)

-women who choose the stall right next to me in a public restroom when there are 10 other open ones..it causes urination anxiety

-when cashiers give me change after the bills, there is a 50/50 chance that I will be dropping a coin...please give me the change first!

-when Dunkin Donuts employees hold my change back and expect me to give them a 92cent tip for my $1.08 coffee that they screwed up on

-anyone from Cambridge, MA

-people who don’t know how to merge

-women who are unsure of who the daddy is during a pregnancy

-people who have loud conversations in silent places (i.e. the library)

-using the word “like” in between every word in speech

-the pretentious words Starbucks uses for their coffee sizes

-people who pass on the right going 100mph

-ugly people groping and making out in public

-soccer moms who drive SUVs

-people who fail to say “thank you” when you take 10-15 seconds out of your day to perform a polite gesture (i.e. hold the door)

-when a bathroom floor is wet and I get my socks wet

But how do you really feel?

FYP.

The forced trend towards self-checkout in supermarkets.

Self-checkouts period.

I WANT A GOD DAMN DISCOUNT IF I AM DOING IT MYSELF!

When ppl say, "good for you." I feel like they're saying, "go f@#% yourself."

When people ask a question, then say "really?" after you tell them the answer.

"What time is it?"

"Um, it's a quarter after one."

"Really?"

"No, not really. I just enjoying ****ing with people, and I decided to lie to you specifically because you're obviously too ******ed to figure out the answer to a simple question despite being surrounded by various electronic devices that all have the time posted."

i thought of another one

food juice. best example i could find on google



yea that juice under it, it makes me want to puke when i see it. just it sloshing all around the plate and moving everywhere makes my skin crawl. when i cook something like corn and theres a lot of water and juice in it, i have to make sure that all of it is drained and gone before i can put it on my plate since even the smallest juice gets me near dry heaving.

also making vegetable soup that has a lot of the watery broth, i put in probably 10-15 crackers at a time to make sure theres absolutely no juice left. thick broths are fine with me, just the watery ones...im shuddering just thinking about it

Guilty as charged. Odd, I didn't even realise I do this until reading your post.

I hate other people too.

Really?