Seemingly harmless things which disturb you immensely
09-21-2010
, 05:48 PM
What's really bad is when you ask a waitperson for a new fork or whatever and the next one is dirty too.
Can't you see the friggin' old rice still stuck in the tines? WTF!
09-21-2010
, 06:11 PM
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OMG I can't stand this. If my gf and I ever are FORCED to walk through the mall, we always notice this. I'm 6'0" and she's 5'9" and 95% of the people at the mall are apparently 5'2" or smaller and get in your way like it's no big deal WTF!??! One day I got so pissed that as this woman was walking toward me I literally did the muscle-guy walk where I exaggerated how far out my elbows were at my sides and I didn't move them at all. My gf was saying "stop, don't, don't" lol then at the last second the b*tch finally moved and my gf started laughing. She said she wished she was as big of an ******* as myself and was capable of doing that to a 90 pound woman.
White artsy dudes with "ironic" mustaches.
Black guys who wear "ironic" cowboy boots.
People who chew gum at all. Seriously...why do humans chew this? What is it? There's no reason for it. Doesn't matter if you chew it loud or not - you look trashy chewing gum. It's right up there with smoking cigarettes.
Old Asians who think it's normal to be as loud as possible when eating. Even when you turn around and give nasty look they don't even know why you are upset and they keep doing it.
When you see an old guy with like a 1-inch hair sticking out of his neck. I think Men the Master has a couple of these. God I WANT TO PLUCK IT SO BAD.
I also hate volume on odd numbers, unless they are multiples of 5.
People who say "paydirt" instead of touchdown.
People who say "When <insert running back> rushes the ball 25+ times, X team is 9-1". Really? So all they have to do is hand him the ball 25 times ZOMG I"M A GOOD COACH!
When you see someone pulling out of a parking lot and they're already on the f***ing cell phone. YOU JUST GOT IN YOUR CAR B*TCH PUT THE PHONE DOWN AND DRIVE.
Any credit report commercial.
In fact, any commercial (like the cash for gold) that caters to the lowest common denominator.
People who follow the rules religiously just because they're the rules.
Miley Cyruses teeth and the way she talks.
People that are overly-tan and don't realize it.
Dumb idealists at work who are always trying to implement these lame corporate plans that I know will never come to fruition.
People who can't control their finances. Especially if they make good money.
White artsy dudes with "ironic" mustaches.
Black guys who wear "ironic" cowboy boots.
People who chew gum at all. Seriously...why do humans chew this? What is it? There's no reason for it. Doesn't matter if you chew it loud or not - you look trashy chewing gum. It's right up there with smoking cigarettes.
Old Asians who think it's normal to be as loud as possible when eating. Even when you turn around and give nasty look they don't even know why you are upset and they keep doing it.
When you see an old guy with like a 1-inch hair sticking out of his neck. I think Men the Master has a couple of these. God I WANT TO PLUCK IT SO BAD.
I also hate volume on odd numbers, unless they are multiples of 5.
People who say "paydirt" instead of touchdown.
People who say "When <insert running back> rushes the ball 25+ times, X team is 9-1". Really? So all they have to do is hand him the ball 25 times ZOMG I"M A GOOD COACH!
When you see someone pulling out of a parking lot and they're already on the f***ing cell phone. YOU JUST GOT IN YOUR CAR B*TCH PUT THE PHONE DOWN AND DRIVE.
Any credit report commercial.
In fact, any commercial (like the cash for gold) that caters to the lowest common denominator.
People who follow the rules religiously just because they're the rules.
Miley Cyruses teeth and the way she talks.
People that are overly-tan and don't realize it.
Dumb idealists at work who are always trying to implement these lame corporate plans that I know will never come to fruition.
People who can't control their finances. Especially if they make good money.
Cannot handle socks rubbing on carpet.. makes me attack people automatically, literally a reflex comes out of nowhere..
Oh.. and the main reason I quoted this is purely because "smoking cigarettes and chewing gum is trashy"
Cigarettes and chewing gum are ways to de-stress for some people. I'm sorry if my life choices make me trashy, although I do think that is far from the case. I think being judgemental shrew is alot worse than the former.
09-21-2010
, 07:44 PM
09-22-2010
, 12:46 AM
09-22-2010
, 01:37 PM
