i said good morning to Tatufo, and this is what happened:



would you treat another human like this?

wanna spoon?
did you know LirvA is a ninja Red?
Pawn secretly wants to take over canada so he can be closer to MsB (she's the queen of canada).
have you met bogan? don't open his PMs
ohh, i forgot to say hi - hi!
post a pic of your sister and we can ALL be friends
post a pic of yourself and mikelle will paint you and make you popular
ohhh i forgot to take my pill
did i say hi? i ididiseeitupthere
lovely chatting with you
john straight talk sounds like an native american name
are you indian, john?
did you know thaat bbv4l in not a poker forum and you are supposed to post pics of your mom/sister/gf here?
do you know anyone that posts here?
have you touched mayo at night?
what do you think of smart cars, john? will they save the planet?
well, i have to go now, john
did i say hi?
hello john!

Well, winter will be rollin' round the track in a few months. I've heard panda's make lovely jackets,

John.

The way I see it, it can be one of two things,

1. Something that you need to face but don't want to. Roughly speaking, behind that door you'll find fear incarnate, and the door is your own pessimism. Take the bull by the horns and turn that doorknob, it can only make you stronger.

2. An ex partners old record collection.

John.

worst gimmick ever

That move is reserved for people who drive my truck, touch my guitar or look twice at my lady.

No thanks, my kitchens all stocked.

Hmm, I always had a suspicion LirvA was a transman.

Well lets take a moment to think this over. We're talking about Canadia here, in the long run does it really matter what happens to it?

He's Australian right? I don't normally talk to them.

Hello friend, how are you?

She's kinda shy. To be honest I'll never understand that part since she's also a porn star.

You can use the picture in my avatar

Medication is an important thing, you need to get onto that, friend. Let me know if I can do anything for you.

Yes, you did. Take your medication.

And you

I'm sure my forebears had their share of the native american women when they split up the spoils.
I have already shown my face here good sir, and my sister is shy. Perhaps one day you'll meet her.

I've met plenty of find folks, yes

Oh no thanks, doesn't sit well on my stomach

Smart cars are innovations. They help us be kinder to our planet and give it a helping hand. Think about it, one man driving along not doing any damage to the O-zone layer. One man can go about his day totally carbon neutral.

This helps us get right with our planet, which in turn gets us right with the Lord.
No problem kind sir, stop by another time.
Get well good friend.

wat

John,

What should I do if the people in my neighborhood will not listen to me about jehova?

Frank

Hello John.

I have met this fine lady, which i would like to have sexual intercourse with in the nearest future. However, i am not sure if she appreciates the kindness of the Lord and the words of the Bible.

Should i try to confront her on this matter, so to speak, or should i ignore this imperfection and just appreciate the intimacy.

Thanks in advance,

Lawrence

This is somewhat true. Although I do love MsB, and all nurses really, the main reason I want to take over Canada is because when the end of the world comes it will be one of the few places with enough water and land to survive.
I wonder if that would really make a person feel better. TR to come.

OK, John, I was just fooling. I enjoy straight talk. It's just that your name made me wonder if you were really talking straight. So I had to listen to you for a minute. And I have to admit, your talk is straight. So, I'd like to ask you a couple questions. Have you ever had sex with a girl in a dorm room? Have you ever hit the panic button, worried that you weren't actually locking your car from your present location, and then didn't hear the horn go off? It looks like it was only two questions, not a couple. How many is a couple and how many is a few? Several? A pinch? Wait, now it;s five questions.

hey john do you attract dicks? i mean literally...

Jehova, Jesus, Yahweh, Justin Bieber, they're all just names for the creator of us all.

If you want to get people to listen to you, lead by example. Show them Gods grace and mercy by demonstration. Perhaps go out of your way to help an old lady with her shopping, or help people out if their car breaks down. Word will soon spread of your kindness, and in turn, Gods mercy.

Alternatively you could try hitting them,

John

The longer she remains un baptized the longer she remains in danger. Think of a baptism as a protective seal. If you love this woman you have to do whats right.

Confront her with a suprise baptism. Have your bible ready to answer any questions she may have, then dunk her,

John

Of course. Dorm rooms are the most practicle place for young love to flourish. They're private, you know no one will walk in on you, and your buddies can wait outside behind a corner waiting for you to tell them all about it.


With a smart car you don't have these problems.

A couple is 2 and a few is 3 or 4. Several is a 6 or more, a pinch is less than one.'

John

You know how we're built in God's image and we have buttholes? Does that mean God has a butthole?

Whats wrong with butt holes?

John

Does he just have it for show or does he use it? I have a hard time picturing God going poop.

I figure the way we're designed is for functionality but why does God need the same design if he can just float around on clouds wherever he needs to go? Does he need to digest food?

Now let's not turn this into a meaningless tangent about God. So, John, do you suppose God really pays attention to what's happening down here or what?

Thank you very much for this fine piece of advice good sir. I will be sure to bring my bible and i will do my best to spread the words of the Lord.

Thank you once again,

Lawrence.

FACT: I just rented Anne Rice's second book in the Jesus series from the library today. And I hate those new movie vampires but I love Anne Rice. How many hail Mary's should I say?

Bob

do these pics arouse you?

Have you ever talked to yourself into a corner and not been able to get your talk to stop going straight?

Tell us the story of Joseph Smith!

Please. Amen.