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If you thought that was a good story, you need better taste in stories. If it's ok to just post fake bull****, I think you should set the bar slightly higher. I'm pretty sure I can make up something about me not getting laid that is a lot more entertaining.

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06-23-2008 , 12:01 PM

#228

kcb

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

Good god people. Even if it was fake it is was pure comedic genius. Just enjoy the show instead of trying to out everyone who comes here with a story.

I understand why some people would be mad. Whether it be on the Internet or real life, people don't want to feel duped or deceived. I just figured this crowd would be more than a little understanding considering 90% of BBV4L's content is a little questionable. I thought people here really valued what was entertaining and funny over what was true or fake.

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06-23-2008 , 12:02 PM

#229

kcb

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Originally Posted by Dids

It was definitely not some of my best work, I'll give you that.

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06-23-2008 , 12:03 PM

#230

JokersAttack

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 12,181

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Originally Posted by Dids

like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFsIKy_hnDU

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06-23-2008 , 12:07 PM

#231

FishSticks

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,829

is this actually you?

do you really have a job and an apartment of your own?

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06-23-2008 , 12:09 PM

#232

DrSayre

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 676

did this http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...659&highlight= happen?

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06-23-2008 , 12:14 PM

#233

kcb

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Guys, I'm telling you, none of the **** I posted, save the thread about my car breaking down and the thread about "best orgasm you ever had" were true. It was all for laughs, entertainment, jokes, whatever you want to call it. Some things I posted about myself are true, but since I'm sure some of you are chomping at the bit to discover all my personal information and ruin my life, I'll hold off on telling you what exactly it is.

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06-23-2008 , 12:17 PM

#234

popeye18

banned

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,801

First off, i thought it was pretty clear the story was fake when he posted about going down on her and the whole butthole thing. Its not like he was trying that hard to make it believable at that point.

Second, this is why i will never post pictures people.

Last edited by popeye18; 06-23-2008 at 12:18 PM. Reason: Every story i have ever told here is true, even the one about jizzing in my own mouth.

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06-23-2008 , 12:19 PM

#235

JimHammer

Digg'n the gifs

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Second, this is why i will never post pictures people.

Because you'd get exposed as a fraud too?

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06-23-2008 , 12:20 PM

#236

FishSticks

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,829

whatever just make a new account and start over. have a new twist - maybe next time you're a compulsive theif and you post funny TRs about stealing crap or smthn. no one cares, its the internets. you can't help it if you want to constantly write erotic stories for other guys to read.

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06-23-2008 , 12:21 PM

#237

kcb

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Originally Posted by popeye18

Second, this is why i will never post pictures people.

As I said, that is my one regret in this whole thing: posting a picture of a married girl. I would sincerely feel terrible if that lady's husband lurked on these boards and saw pictures of his wife circulating. The pictures in my other threads were stolen from some single chick's MyS whom you could tell would love the attention of a ton of guys looking at her.

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06-23-2008 , 12:23 PM

#238

kcb

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Originally Posted by FishSticks

Believe me, I have other ideas. Don't think anything of it if a certain kcb2 starts posting here. I'm sure it will be coincidental.

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06-23-2008 , 12:24 PM

#239

Jules22

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,156

i am SHOCKED, shocked i say to discover an internet story about sexytime was fake. SHOCKED

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06-23-2008 , 12:29 PM

#240

popeye18

banned

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Originally Posted by JimHammer

Because you'd get exposed as a fraud too?

No cause some nerd would find the pics, find the myspace, and then bam trainwreck. Like i said all my stories ive ever told have been true.

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06-23-2008 , 12:32 PM

#241

ALLTheCookies

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kcb, defending yourself is just giving them what they want.

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06-23-2008 , 12:35 PM

#242

kcb

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

kcb, defending yourself is just giving them what they want.

Well, here's the thing, since being outted as a story teller or troll or liar or whatever else people want to call me, I do feel somewhat obligated to make my true intentions known. I guess I could have just disappeared and never looked back, but I like posting here, the content is funny, so I thought most of you deserved at least that much from me.

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06-23-2008 , 12:36 PM

#243

Handwerpen

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Even if all your stories (save the carbreakdown) were made up, you still gave a lot of people a good time

And yes, some may feel that they have been deceived somehow, but it wouldn't weigh up to the laughter i've had

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06-23-2008 , 01:04 PM

#244

SBR

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Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,625

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Originally Posted by kcb

I don't believe this for a second. No one who doesn't post on a MMA forum would mention BJJ and expect anyone to know what they were talking about.

Not only that but if you go here:

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/search.php?do=process

and start entering kcb in the user search box both "kcb" and "kcb's ghost" will pop up indicating that you have had accounts there and on further inspection:

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/members/kcb/

you were banned.

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06-23-2008 , 01:08 PM

#245

kcb

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Originally Posted by SBR

Yeah. I was inexplicably banned from Sherdog about 3 or 4 years ago and immediately created kcb's ghost to ask DrunkenMeatFist why he banned me, but was banned too quickly to make even a single thread. I still don't see what me posting there a few years ago and the pictures have to do with each other. I honestly have no idea who the girl is. I don't even actively post on Sherdog anymore.

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06-23-2008 , 01:10 PM

#246

SBR

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Originally Posted by kcb

So there are how many million myspace accounts? And how many million random pictures on the internet and you just happened to "randomly" use one from a long time member/poster of a forum you were banned from.

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06-23-2008 , 01:13 PM

#247

kcb

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Originally Posted by SBR

I guess that is exactly what I'm saying. Here's the thing guy, every MMA fan is registered at the Underground or Sherdog. I still don't see your point. Do you think I sought her out to maliciously post her pictures all over the place? If so, you could not be further from the truth.

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06-23-2008 , 01:18 PM

#248

kcb

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Not to double post, but to be honest I can't even remember how I came across her profile. If I had to guess, she was probably part of an MMA MyS group that I was viewing at the time. I'm sure if you designed a Venn Diagram of MMA fans on the Internet, you'd see an overlap between Sherdog members and members of that particular group.

Or maybe I clicked on someone's profile who was in that group and then I saw her on someone's Top 8 or something. I honestly don't remember. But what I do know is that posting her pictures were not done with malicious intent.

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06-23-2008 , 01:22 PM

#249

Suicigobo

adept

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 847

It is likely that op thought that woman had amazing terts and used her picture when the demand for pictures came up because he was in some kind of hurry or vaguely remembered her and her interests making her easy to find.
It doesn't really matter imo.

Anyway amusing stories!

I read this BBV for a laugh and you gave me 1 so i dont have any complaints. I doubted the story because of some major "difference" in style (not writing..) between this and the fatty story but I didn't care enough to put it out and create massive doubts which could stop you from writing further :P

Suici

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06-23-2008 , 01:24 PM

#250

Suicigobo

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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 847

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Originally Posted by Suicigobo

Ya believable it went down like this because of the interest she has in MMA which you shared.
It's not like using her pics on a 2+2 forum will cause major havoc anyway because of some of the details that would be easy to check for some husband type...

Suici

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