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Old 06-23-2008, 11:59 AM   #226
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I'm pretty sure, like many guys, I have not went more than a few days without having an orgasm since puberty. Take that however you want.
yea I was like whoa if u waited 3 weeks, just wanted to confirm that
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:00 PM   #227
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

If you thought that was a good story, you need better taste in stories. If it's ok to just post fake bull****, I think you should set the bar slightly higher. I'm pretty sure I can make up something about me not getting laid that is a lot more entertaining.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:01 PM   #228
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Good god people. Even if it was fake it is was pure comedic genius. Just enjoy the show instead of trying to out everyone who comes here with a story.
I understand why some people would be mad. Whether it be on the Internet or real life, people don't want to feel duped or deceived. I just figured this crowd would be more than a little understanding considering 90% of BBV4L's content is a little questionable. I thought people here really valued what was entertaining and funny over what was true or fake.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:02 PM   #229
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If you thought that was a good story, you need better taste in stories. If it's ok to just post fake bull****, I think you should set the bar slightly higher. I'm pretty sure I can make up something about me not getting laid that is a lot more entertaining.
It was definitely not some of my best work, I'll give you that.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:03 PM   #230
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If you thought that was a good story, you need better taste in stories. If it's ok to just post fake bull****, I think you should set the bar slightly higher. I'm pretty sure I can make up something about me not getting laid that is a lot more entertaining.

like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFsIKy_hnDU
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:07 PM   #231
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.



is this actually you?

do you really have a job and an apartment of your own?
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:09 PM   #232
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

did this https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...659&highlight= happen?
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:14 PM   #233
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Guys, I'm telling you, none of the **** I posted, save the thread about my car breaking down and the thread about "best orgasm you ever had" were true. It was all for laughs, entertainment, jokes, whatever you want to call it. Some things I posted about myself are true, but since I'm sure some of you are chomping at the bit to discover all my personal information and ruin my life, I'll hold off on telling you what exactly it is.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:17 PM   #234
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

First off, i thought it was pretty clear the story was fake when he posted about going down on her and the whole butthole thing. Its not like he was trying that hard to make it believable at that point.

Second, this is why i will never post pictures people.

Last edited by popeye18; 06-23-2008 at 12:18 PM. Reason: Every story i have ever told here is true, even the one about jizzing in my own mouth.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:19 PM   #235
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Because you'd get exposed as a fraud too?
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:20 PM   #236
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whatever just make a new account and start over. have a new twist - maybe next time you're a compulsive theif and you post funny TRs about stealing crap or smthn. no one cares, its the internets. you can't help it if you want to constantly write erotic stories for other guys to read.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:21 PM   #237
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Second, this is why i will never post pictures people.
As I said, that is my one regret in this whole thing: posting a picture of a married girl. I would sincerely feel terrible if that lady's husband lurked on these boards and saw pictures of his wife circulating. The pictures in my other threads were stolen from some single chick's MyS whom you could tell would love the attention of a ton of guys looking at her.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:23 PM   #238
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whatever just make a new account and start over. have a new twist - maybe next time you're a compulsive theif and you post funny TRs about stealing crap or smthn. no one cares, its the internets. you can't help it if you want to constantly write erotic stories for other guys to read.
Believe me, I have other ideas. Don't think anything of it if a certain kcb2 starts posting here. I'm sure it will be coincidental.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:24 PM   #239
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

i am SHOCKED, shocked i say to discover an internet story about sexytime was fake. SHOCKED
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:29 PM   #240
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Because you'd get exposed as a fraud too?
No cause some nerd would find the pics, find the myspace, and then bam trainwreck. Like i said all my stories ive ever told have been true.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:32 PM   #241
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

kcb, defending yourself is just giving them what they want.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:35 PM   #242
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kcb, defending yourself is just giving them what they want.
Well, here's the thing, since being outted as a story teller or troll or liar or whatever else people want to call me, I do feel somewhat obligated to make my true intentions known. I guess I could have just disappeared and never looked back, but I like posting here, the content is funny, so I thought most of you deserved at least that much from me.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:36 PM   #243
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

Even if all your stories (save the carbreakdown) were made up, you still gave a lot of people a good time

And yes, some may feel that they have been deceived somehow, but it wouldn't weigh up to the laughter i've had
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:04 PM   #244
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As I said, that is my one regret in this whole thing: posting a picture of a married girl. I would sincerely feel terrible if that lady's husband lurked on these boards and saw pictures of his wife circulating. The pictures in my other threads were stolen from some single chick's MyS whom you could tell would love the attention of a ton of guys looking at her.
I don't believe this for a second. No one who doesn't post on a MMA forum would mention BJJ and expect anyone to know what they were talking about.

Not only that but if you go here:

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/search.php?do=process

and start entering kcb in the user search box both "kcb" and "kcb's ghost" will pop up indicating that you have had accounts there and on further inspection:

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/members/kcb/

you were banned.
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:08 PM   #245
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I don't believe this for a second. No one who doesn't post on a MMA forum would mention BJJ and expect anyone to know what they were talking about.

Not only that but if you go here:

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/search.php?do=process

and start entering kcb in the user search box both "kcb" and "kcb's ghost" will pop up indicating that you have had accounts there and on further inspection:

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/members/kcb/

you were banned.
Yeah. I was inexplicably banned from Sherdog about 3 or 4 years ago and immediately created kcb's ghost to ask DrunkenMeatFist why he banned me, but was banned too quickly to make even a single thread. I still don't see what me posting there a few years ago and the pictures have to do with each other. I honestly have no idea who the girl is. I don't even actively post on Sherdog anymore.
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:10 PM   #246
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Yeah. I was inexplicably banned from Sherdog about 3 or 4 years ago and immediately created kcb's ghost to ask DrunkenMeatFist why he banned me, but was banned too quickly to make even a single thread. I still don't see what me posting there a few years ago and the pictures have to do with each other. I honestly have no idea who the girl is. I don't even actively post on Sherdog anymore.
So there are how many million myspace accounts? And how many million random pictures on the internet and you just happened to "randomly" use one from a long time member/poster of a forum you were banned from.
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:13 PM   #247
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So there are how many million myspace accounts? And how many million random pictures on the internet and you just happened to "randomly" use one from a long time member/poster of a forum you were banned from.
I guess that is exactly what I'm saying. Here's the thing guy, every MMA fan is registered at the Underground or Sherdog. I still don't see your point. Do you think I sought her out to maliciously post her pictures all over the place? If so, you could not be further from the truth.
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:18 PM   #248
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

Not to double post, but to be honest I can't even remember how I came across her profile. If I had to guess, she was probably part of an MMA MyS group that I was viewing at the time. I'm sure if you designed a Venn Diagram of MMA fans on the Internet, you'd see an overlap between Sherdog members and members of that particular group.

Or maybe I clicked on someone's profile who was in that group and then I saw her on someone's Top 8 or something. I honestly don't remember. But what I do know is that posting her pictures were not done with malicious intent.
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:22 PM   #249
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

It is likely that op thought that woman had amazing terts and used her picture when the demand for pictures came up because he was in some kind of hurry or vaguely remembered her and her interests making her easy to find.
It doesn't really matter imo.

Anyway amusing stories!

I read this BBV for a laugh and you gave me 1 so i dont have any complaints. I doubted the story because of some major "difference" in style (not writing..) between this and the fatty story but I didn't care enough to put it out and create massive doubts which could stop you from writing further :P

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Old 06-23-2008, 01:24 PM   #250
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It is likely that op thought that woman had amazing terts and used her picture when the demand for pictures came up because he was in some kind of hurry or vaguely remembered her and her interests making her easy to find.
It doesn't really matter imo.

Anyway amusing stories!

I read this BBV for a laugh and you gave me 1 so i dont have any complaints. I doubted the story because of some major "difference" in style (not writing..) between this and the fatty story but I didn't care enough to put it out and create massive doubts which could stop you from writing further :P

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Ya believable it went down like this because of the interest she has in MMA which you shared.
It's not like using her pics on a 2+2 forum will cause major havoc anyway because of some of the details that would be easy to check for some husband type...

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