LoL something you said, something you did, someone you did.

all of the above.

like you making this thread?

zong

imo.

ez game imo

tell about 10 cops i ****ed their mothers, don't recommend it

Went for a long walk and got sleepy and just layed down for a minute...in the middle of the road. Woke up to the sound of car horns. Thankful to be alive.

So were you drunk when you posted your photo?

I once drank 1.5 liters of this lime stuff, and then decided to drive to the store to get some chips. I convinced myself and everyone at the party that I was good to drive they didn't believe me, but they didn't really care either. So i pull up to the store and there are 3 police cruisers in the parking lot. I must have done a heck of a job convincing myself I was fine because the police cars didn't deter me. I pulled into the parking lot parked my car and as soon as I stepped out a cop came up to me and told me to go the **** home. The dude didn't even let me get chips.

you must be fun at parties

one time in beer camp i got drunk

lol

i regret just about every time Ive gotten drunk

lol this made me remember my one buddy just walking behind too cops making siren noises until he eventually got thrown in drunk tank for night

no one likes losing thousands of dollars

lol, I would rather lose $ than make a complete ass of myself on a weekly basis

I <3 The Canoe imo.

Slick nearing 2k omg can't wait. he'll probably sell a kidney on ebay or something

drove this thursday when there is no reason for me to have and was definitely over the limit. nothing bad happened, but im lucky and still mad at myself.

running out of alcohol, passing out while there's still alcohol to be drunk

So one bored night my friends and I decide we're gonna go to Cheap Shots in NYC. I drove thinking it would deter me from drinking too much. I couldn't resist the hot bartenders dancing on the bar enticing me to do belly shots off them. "Ok, a few belly shots, what the hell". This led to one bartender, who happens to be the hottest girl I've ever kissed, sharing shots with me.... simultaneously, ya know? Anyway... got **** ripped roaring drunk.

And then we drove home. So at the Lincoln Tunnel there's a checkpoint, cops checking all IDs. I didn't even notice. Stop at the cop and open my widnow, laughing cause we're all drunk, not understanding what he wanted. so he just stares at me angrily and my buddy says "dude give him your ID..".

"oh my ID..." so I struggle to get my wallet out of my pocket, and then drop it on the floor of the car. I get my license out and drop that on the floor. Must of took at least 2 minutes to get my license out and hand it to him.

So he takes my license, doesn't even look at it. He just stares at me with this completely pissed off expression on his face. About then I realized that I was piss drunk and being stared down by a cop. So I tried to stop laughing but just kept giggling cause i thought it was funny.

He tosses me license back in my car, tells me to "get the **** home" and waves me off.

Cliffs:

Got super drunk, made out with super hot bartender
Took 2 minutes to stumble with my wallet to give cop my ID at checkpoint
Cop told me to **** off

****ed friends ex-g/f ... standard???

i want to invent a breathalyzer for facebook, texting, and cell phone usage

gmail has a feature where you have to answer math, reading comprhension, and common sense stuff before you can e mail anyone

My drunken e mails come off remarkably coherent. Drunken cell phone calls not so much, fml.