Would tap that

And that

I approve.

Lol at being the pope because he is a leader.

I'd be John Malkovich for obvious reasons.

the floorbender girl from the hot chubb thread. Sorta like a superpower. Would obv go to the arcade and crush the quarter on the edge game.

Would you have your genitals removed in exchange for $500,000?

Can't have fake ones put back on.

balls or penis?

not sure why i'm even asking, the answer is **** no

Catch 22 situation. I'd do it for the money to buy mass amount of whores--but then since I can't perform, why bother?

Solid no.

not even for 50 billion dollars

Removed from the wife's trophy case? Sure.

Would I have to squat to pee? Not sure I'd be ok with that.

What if it was $5,000,000 (balls and **** btw)

5 million to become a defacto woman? Still no.

Nope. Not even to become Varys from GoT.

I'm 55 now, you definitely squat 1st thing in the AM then.

This is going to sound very weird, I have actually considered castrating myself for reasons I won't explain (Nothing ethically arguable though, just because of personal issues.) I still think about it, and at one point I started investigating about it and I found out that people now are chemically castrated, so I figured that physical castration is basically a suboptimal choice. It hasn't gotten to the point where I have got to read studies or check for precedent on the subject, so there has been no actual contemplation about doing it.
As for the question, if I were to decide to chemically castrate myself and were happy with it to the point that I'd be sure I'd never try to revert it. It would be an easy 5 Million dollars, but the money would have almost no weigh in the decision.
Sure wish there was an anonimity button. Done.

Why would you want to castrate yourself? Sick of having to clean up?

You need to seek professional help.

Wat do you mean with "personal issues"?

would castration make your posts more or less emo?

QOTD - What personal issues would one need to think about castration?

Compulsive masturbation.

I'm not getting castrated for nothing or nobody.

Define excessive? Like 10 times a day? 20?

Having ugly balls

Maybe it's just too damn big, and gets in the way. Chaffs on the floor.

Serial rapist