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Old 11-14-2013, 08:24 PM   #1651
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Old 11-14-2013, 08:24 PM   #1652
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Old 11-15-2013, 01:38 PM   #1653
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Pop, but truly Japanese, original, and hilarious.

end credits for FLCL, less text:
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Lol at being the pope because he is a leader.

I'd be John Malkovich for obvious reasons.
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Old 11-15-2013, 05:17 PM   #1654
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the floorbender girl from the hot chubb thread. Sorta like a superpower. Would obv go to the arcade and crush the quarter on the edge game.
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Old 11-16-2013, 09:32 AM   #1655
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Re: The question of the day thread

Would you have your genitals removed in exchange for $500,000?

Can't have fake ones put back on.
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Old 11-16-2013, 04:09 PM   #1656
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Re: The question of the day thread

balls or penis?

not sure why i'm even asking, the answer is **** no
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Old 11-16-2013, 04:56 PM   #1657
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Would you have your genitals removed in exchange for $500,000?

Can't have fake ones put back on.
Catch 22 situation. I'd do it for the money to buy mass amount of whores--but then since I can't perform, why bother?

Solid no.
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Old 11-16-2013, 05:12 PM   #1658
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not even for 50 billion dollars
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Old 11-16-2013, 07:50 PM   #1659
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Removed from the wife's trophy case? Sure.
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Old 11-16-2013, 10:08 PM   #1660
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Re: The question of the day thread

Would I have to squat to pee? Not sure I'd be ok with that.
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Old 11-17-2013, 04:05 AM   #1661
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Re: The question of the day thread

What if it was $5,000,000 (balls and **** btw)
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Old 11-17-2013, 07:11 AM   #1662
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5 million to become a defacto woman? Still no.
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Old 11-18-2013, 05:40 AM   #1663
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Nope. Not even to become Varys from GoT.
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Old 11-18-2013, 06:34 PM   #1664
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Would I have to squat to pee? Not sure I'd be ok with that.
I'm 55 now, you definitely squat 1st thing in the AM then.
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Old 11-20-2013, 03:26 AM   #1665
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Re: The question of the day thread

This is going to sound very weird, I have actually considered castrating myself for reasons I won't explain (Nothing ethically arguable though, just because of personal issues.) I still think about it, and at one point I started investigating about it and I found out that people now are chemically castrated, so I figured that physical castration is basically a suboptimal choice. It hasn't gotten to the point where I have got to read studies or check for precedent on the subject, so there has been no actual contemplation about doing it.
As for the question, if I were to decide to chemically castrate myself and were happy with it to the point that I'd be sure I'd never try to revert it. It would be an easy 5 Million dollars, but the money would have almost no weigh in the decision.
Sure wish there was an anonimity button. Done.
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Old 11-20-2013, 05:25 AM   #1666
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Re: The question of the day thread

Why would you want to castrate yourself? Sick of having to clean up?
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Old 11-20-2013, 05:37 AM   #1667
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This is going to sound very weird, I have actually considered castrating myself for reasons I won't explain (Nothing ethically arguable though, just because of personal issues.) I still think about it, and at one point I started investigating about it and I found out that people now are chemically castrated, so I figured that physical castration is basically a suboptimal choice. It hasn't gotten to the point where I have got to read studies or check for precedent on the subject, so there has been no actual contemplation about doing it.
As for the question, if I were to decide to chemically castrate myself and were happy with it to the point that I'd be sure I'd never try to revert it. It would be an easy 5 Million dollars, but the money would have almost no weigh in the decision.
Sure wish there was an anonimity button. Done.

You need to seek professional help.
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Old 11-20-2013, 07:40 AM   #1668
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Re: The question of the day thread

Wat do you mean with "personal issues"?
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Old 11-20-2013, 10:26 AM   #1669
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would castration make your posts more or less emo?
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Old 11-20-2013, 11:55 AM   #1670
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD - What personal issues would one need to think about castration?
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Old 11-20-2013, 12:14 PM   #1671
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Re: The question of the day thread

Compulsive masturbation.
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Old 11-21-2013, 05:58 AM   #1672
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'm not getting castrated for nothing or nobody.

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Compulsive masturbation.
Define excessive? Like 10 times a day? 20?
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Old 11-21-2013, 06:26 AM   #1673
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Having ugly balls
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Old 11-21-2013, 06:53 AM   #1674
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Maybe it's just too damn big, and gets in the way. Chaffs on the floor.
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Old 11-21-2013, 10:05 AM   #1675
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