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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
QOTD
Jesus knocks on the door and you let him in because, you know, he's Jesus.
He says I'm going to transform you into a woman for "X" amount of time. You get to choose "X". How long do you choose?
You get turned into as a decent, but not stunningly, looking woman. Maybe a 6 or 7 out of 10.
While you have your own mind, you do get typical lady attributes. You know:
a) you will like the color pink
b) you will find terrible music cool
c) you will go through the fun hormone stuff once a month
d) you may be attracted to the boys (how strong can you fight those female urges)
e) and so on...
Are you sure it was Jesus? This sounds more like the work of Satan.
Anyway, I am going for 2-3 years. Once I am a woman, I'm going to work at a strip joint, full nude of course, until I find some rich old dude to be my sugar daddy. I'll ply him with my feminine wiles, con him into marrying me, promise me all of his worldly possessions and money in his will, then hope he has a massive heart attack or stroke when my time runs out and I revert back to a man.
If, on the other hand, he finds me to be an equally attractive man, I'll make sure he applies the necessary changes to his will and I will become his boy toy. I've probably already been sucking his wiener and taking it up the backside as a woman so what the hell.