Rather be a man too, but would be nice to find out why they take so damn long in the bathroom.

Guess none of you liked the idea of walking into the girl's change room then...

i think i could do 3 months, maybe do some exploring for the "G-Spot"

might as well search for the fountain of youth, pot of gold at the end of a rainbow or Hap Hapablap's masculinity. Not going to find it dude.

it takes a real man to wear pink t-shirts

Are you sure it was Jesus? This sounds more like the work of Satan.

Anyway, I am going for 2-3 years. Once I am a woman, I'm going to work at a strip joint, full nude of course, until I find some rich old dude to be my sugar daddy. I'll ply him with my feminine wiles, con him into marrying me, promise me all of his worldly possessions and money in his will, then hope he has a massive heart attack or stroke when my time runs out and I revert back to a man.

If, on the other hand, he finds me to be an equally attractive man, I'll make sure he applies the necessary changes to his will and I will become his boy toy. I've probably already been sucking his wiener and taking it up the backside as a woman so what the hell.

A week tops.

QOTD
Have you ever questioned the fact that half of the world population are women?
I mean,where are they?

In the bathroom.

Avoiding you. Looks like they are going ok.

OOT

No, but I've always thought women comprised 51.3% of the population. Considering 10% of the population might be gay a lot of them are in bed together satisfying my lesbian porn fetish or hanging from poles in strip clubs.

Long time no see!! What've you been up to?

I usually tell them what I've been up to. You know, like the stuff I've been doing. Very rarely do I discuss my masturbation frequency with an old friend.

How much money would I have to give you to not masturbate or have sex/blowjobs etc for one full year.

Will you be checking on me? Is this payable in advance or do I have to do the whole year before you make good on the money?

$2000.00

In singles please.

I went a week without a wank before, never again

Wouldn't it be unhealthy?
I imagine at one point I would ejaculate without wanting to, if that wouldn't disqualify me, then no less than 10K$.

Y?

After a few months a strong breeze might be enough.

I started a week ago. Only 51 weeks to go!! If, however, I win a lottery in the interim I am canceling and becoming a sugar daddy to a college girl(or a girl in cosmetology school, I could use a pedicure).

Masturbation is a sin and you're all going to hell.

Who axed the question today?

You did!! I win!

What is the Gayest song that you like?

That would be greensleves.