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04-01-2013 , 10:30 AM

#1051

Fordham

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 1,913

QQOTD

Spoiler:

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04-01-2013 , 12:22 PM

#1052

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I don't like the methods used to kill you but fk it I'll take lethal injection.

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04-02-2013 , 05:30 AM

#1053

vvtli18

adept

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,121

QOTD 02.04.2013

Would you rather be a straight man trapped in a world of gay men? Or a gay man trapped in a world of straight men?

Or...

A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis and herpes?

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04-02-2013 , 05:40 AM

#1054

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,469

A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis and herpes

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04-02-2013 , 05:57 AM

#1055

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Gay trapped in a world of straight men.

I assume no women are present so sooner or later everyone will turn gay and well.. happy me!

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04-02-2013 , 06:05 AM

#1056

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

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Originally Posted by Fordham

QQOTD

Spoiler:

Hmmm, Life without parole in a medium security prison, depending on what luxuries you get etc. May as well be a burden on society instead of taking the easy way out. Plus, life sentences are only 25 years.

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Originally Posted by vvtli18

Hmmm if condoms exist, then women. Otherwise, if Biceps is correct in that there are no women in the ghey world, if you can't beat em (though you probably will iynwim), join em.

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04-02-2013 , 10:18 AM

#1057

SouthernPott

jerk job

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,307

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Originally Posted by Fordham

QQOTD

Spoiler:

Life without parole at a medium security prison.

I meet a guy named Red and he sells me a rock hammer and a poster of Rita Hayworth. Yes, I get pounded a couple of times by The Girls but I chip my way through a wall and escape to freedom via a sewerage drain. I assume a new identity and become a migrant farm worker. (No one would believe I conned the warden out of his bribe money and made my way to Mexico.)

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Originally Posted by vvtli18

A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis, and herpes.

Thanks to condoms I am unlikely to catch AIDS or syphilis and herpes is controllable with Valtrex even if it isn't preventable with condoms.

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04-02-2013 , 11:07 AM

#1058

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis and herpes.

Condoms.

Also if everyone has it, then surely doctors would have come up with something to tone down the symptoms.

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04-02-2013 , 12:27 PM

#1059

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'll take the ones with the girls plz.

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04-02-2013 , 01:45 PM

#1060

Dylanzesz

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,620

^+1

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04-02-2013 , 11:04 PM

#1061

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

A straight man in a prison full of hot condoms

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04-03-2013 , 07:26 AM

#1062

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

NEW QOTD:

Would you rather hit a puppy with sledgehammer or punch your gran really hard in the face?

NOTE: If your gran is dead, imagine she were alive for you to do it. You can choose maternal or paternal. Breed of puppy doesn't matter (though it can't be a chihuahua cos everyone hates those ****ers).

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04-03-2013 , 07:44 AM

#1063

vvtli18

adept

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,121

Very easy answer!

Re-animate my dead bitch of a grandmother (I love the one who is still alive

) and punch her in the face! AND hit her with a sledgehammer too!

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04-03-2013 , 08:02 AM

#1064

MrChuckles

adept

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 844

assuming the puppy isn't mine, and that it wouldn't kill the puppy... i would have to go with that one.

i can't punch my gran in the face man (either one of them, their both dead, but couldn't punch 'em)

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04-03-2013 , 08:06 AM

#1065

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

You're gonna sledgehammer a puppy, chances are you will obliterate it.

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04-03-2013 , 08:29 AM

#1066

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,469

hit a puppy with sledgehammer.

twice

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04-03-2013 , 08:32 AM

#1067

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Easy--hit the dog. Far less guilt during the holidays.

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04-03-2013 , 08:38 AM

#1068

vvtli18

adept

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,121

lots of dog-hating muppets ITT :-(

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04-03-2013 , 08:54 AM

#1069

Dylanzesz

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,620

Hit my grandmother in the face. She'll get over it when I explain.

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04-03-2013 , 09:21 AM

#1070

SouthernPott

jerk job

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,307

My paternal grandmother, a racist B****, is getting a sucker punch, maybe even a second for good measure. She wouldn't want me to hurt a puppy either.

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04-03-2013 , 10:15 AM

#1071

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

so the question is basically would I rather kill a puppy or my grandmother. Probably going to go with the puppy. It's a close one though.

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04-03-2013 , 12:09 PM

#1072

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

the QOTD never said how HARD you have to hit either. Love tap the puppy with the sledge if you want to get out on a technicality.

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04-03-2013 , 12:19 PM

#1073

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

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Originally Posted by Albino Lord

the QOTD never said how HARD you have to hit either. Love tap the puppy with the sledge if you want to get out on a technicality.

I'll go with this.

Also Hap has a way of asking a question between two negatives. It's never you rather root Alba or Lawrence...

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04-03-2013 , 12:36 PM

#1074

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

the QOTD never said how HARD you have to hit either. Love tap the puppy with the sledge if you want to get out on a technicality.

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

Would you rather hit a puppy with sledgehammer or punch your gran really hard in the face?

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

You're gonna sledgehammer a puppy, chances are you will obliterate it.

These should cover it.

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04-03-2013 , 02:24 PM

#1075

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

grandma?

i'd def hit that.

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