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So a lifetime of remembering that my dream girl is lousy in bed versus a vivid, glorious night that I will happily recall over & over & over? No contest.

Ya, definitely.

Last edited by A-K-Q-J-T; 03-10-2013 at 11:22 AM. Reason: P.S. I was hoping Jessica would be good all night.

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03-10-2013 , 11:35 AM

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JustJ46671

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My dream girl is dead, so that would be kinda gross (and def not vanilla).

Option b, I guess. Le sigh.

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03-10-2013 , 11:52 AM

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biceps

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Dammit, I am going vanilla on this one.

Spoiler:

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03-10-2013 , 11:54 AM

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fidstar-poker

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when I say Vanilla sex, I don't necessarily mean bad sex, just your run of the mill jump on top, missionary sex (you know the sex most of us actually have most of the time :P), just not porno do everything, finish on her face sorta sex.

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03-10-2013 , 12:42 PM

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ilovedonks

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There's this hot little 20 year old where i work and i would take 15 minutes with her over an all nighter with Playboy model or whatever. Like if its your last ever night of sex then sure you take the all nighter, but otherwise you dont pass on the opportunity to bang your dream girl.

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03-10-2013 , 03:07 PM

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Hap Hapablap

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Damn, I don't even need 15 minutes lol. Still, an all-nighter would be more enjoyable imo

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03-11-2013 , 03:27 AM

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djle2

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easy. stunner.

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03-11-2013 , 10:04 AM

#808

fidstar-poker

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Since no one else has done it

QOTD - You are given an opportunity to say yes to. You will put on a blindfold, be given a great BJ, then you will be required to remove the blindfold and look down. There is an x% chance that person looking up and smiling at you will be an old bald bloke with missing teeth and the other times it will be a decent looking girl. Yes, you have to look and yes, that image of the bloke will be burnt into your memory! What is your percentage?

a) 0% - not taking the risk!
b) up to 10%
c) up to 25%
d) up to 50%
e) up to 99% - **** it a good BJ is a good BJ!

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03-11-2013 , 10:16 AM

#809

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Is there a reward for choosing higher percentages? Like the BJ is better with the more risk involved?

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03-11-2013 , 10:36 AM

#810

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

Is there a reward for choosing higher percentages? Like the BJ is better with the more risk involved?

You're guaranteed a great BJ for any of them. Let's say you don't know what the percentage would be. Say you pick 25%, but the person making the offer says "sorry, but it's a 50% chance, no BJ for you!" i.e. you got to pick the highest percentage you are willing to risk.

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03-11-2013 , 10:38 AM

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Hap Hapablap

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Hmmmm, I would only go for up to 10% risk imo

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03-11-2013 , 12:54 PM

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djle2

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since i can get a good blowjob anytime, my number is 0%.

If i were back in the states, 15%.

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03-11-2013 , 01:50 PM

#813

biceps

old hand

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Up to 50% easily.

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03-11-2013 , 07:55 PM

#814

A-K-Q-J-T

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Originally Posted by djle2

since i can get a good blowjob anytime, my number is 0%.

If i were back in the states, 15%.

Yes to 0%. I can't get one anytime, but it's frequent enough. I can still call up memories of past girlfriends, and I cannot allow those fantasies to be mixed in with gappy McOldmanpants.

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03-11-2013 , 09:24 PM

#815

JustJ46671

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In

110%

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03-12-2013 , 12:29 AM

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Albino Lord

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A mouth is a mouth. 100%

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03-12-2013 , 10:20 AM

#817

Hap Hapablap

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New QOTD:

Would you rather have two fingers and a thumb superglued to your nutsack or would you rather have your buttcheeks superglued together?

This may seem quite innocuous, however the kicker is this. You have to unstick them by pulling them off/apart without the aid of solvents etc, just strength.

Your buttcheeks aren't superglued all over, just a 1cm thick line all the way down. Your fingers/thumb on your nutsack are superglued from tip to the first joint.

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03-12-2013 , 10:30 AM

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-chopper-

formerly johnyv

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idiota

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03-12-2013 , 10:33 AM

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Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

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Are you gonna play the game or not?

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03-12-2013 , 10:34 AM

#820

djle2

old hand

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ASS. Im an idiota for answering.

Nut sac is to sensitive for that ****. cm line on thick as butt skin > 3 fingertip to first knuckle nut sac. Easy.

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03-12-2013 , 10:35 AM

#821

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,469

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

Are you gonna play the game or not?

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03-12-2013 , 10:47 AM

#822

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Why is he idiota for asking that?

Does the QOTD have to do smth with you?

Aight, I kno, you glued your buttcheeks together didnt you...

Last edited by biceps; 03-12-2013 at 10:47 AM. Reason: my answer is ass btw

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03-12-2013 , 11:59 AM

#823

vvtli18

adept

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ass

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03-12-2013 , 01:26 PM

#824

JustJ46671

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who own's the fingers and thumb that would be attached to me jewels?

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03-12-2013 , 01:37 PM

#825

Hap Hapablap

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Your own. I can't believe people are going for ass so much, Your cheeks are glued together all the way down. Pulling apart would be horrendous. Plus poop passing next to open sores can't be pleasant. I thought there'd be some men amongst you who would go for sack.

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