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Old 01-08-2019, 02:07 PM   #7451
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Re: The question of the day thread

It's probably a tuma.
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Old 01-08-2019, 02:09 PM   #7452
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it could be delayed puberty
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Old 01-08-2019, 02:27 PM   #7453
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Try no fap for one week and everything will be fixed
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Old 01-10-2019, 10:05 PM   #7454
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are you still masturbating while you watch thhe pr0n? I bet jerking off would solve this
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Old 01-10-2019, 10:18 PM   #7455
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How do you order a prostitute in 2019?
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Old 01-10-2019, 10:34 PM   #7456
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Prolly the same way you did in 2018.
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Old 01-10-2019, 10:36 PM   #7457
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its harda with SESTA/FOSTA or wte tf that aids is called

more risk on both sides
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Old 01-11-2019, 11:28 AM   #7458
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After you've paid for her, you can order her to do pretty much whatever you want.
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Old 01-11-2019, 11:47 AM   #7459
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usually I arrange them by age, so that numbers are included in order in some way.
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Old 01-11-2019, 11:57 AM   #7460
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sex work is sad work. human trafficking is casually known as a 'thing' in greater detroit.
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Old 01-16-2019, 10:21 AM   #7461
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I would never solicit a prostitute. Unless his name was Tuma.
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Old 01-18-2019, 12:22 AM   #7462
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usually I arrange them by age, so that numbers are included in order in some way.
Do you love numbers too?
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Old 01-19-2019, 05:43 PM   #7463
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front to back or back to front
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Old 01-19-2019, 05:47 PM   #7464
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back 2 front
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Old 01-19-2019, 06:26 PM   #7465
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2 front back
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Old 01-19-2019, 07:42 PM   #7466
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side 2 side
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Old 01-19-2019, 07:46 PM   #7467
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heart 2 heart
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Old 01-19-2019, 09:02 PM   #7468
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Old 01-20-2019, 10:35 PM   #7469
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can someone explain to me how 3 calls in the 4th Q go NE way? like.. just ONCE I want to see them F in the b. just ONCE
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Old 01-20-2019, 10:35 PM   #7470
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couple minutes left bb
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:41 PM   #7471
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can someone explain to me how 3 calls in the 4th Q go NE way?
I made it so.
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Old 01-23-2019, 09:00 AM   #7472
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Thanks morph
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Old 01-23-2019, 10:42 AM   #7473
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QOTD: what are the first three things you do when you wake up in the morning? Are they the same everyday and is there a specific order to them?
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Old 01-23-2019, 10:49 AM   #7474
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1. Fart for literally 30 seconds
2. Drink a pint of water
3. Make coffee
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Old 01-23-2019, 11:14 AM   #7475
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1. Take dog out
2. Number 1s/2s
3. Breakfast
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