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I'm full of surprises.

You can choose the woman as long as they are able to menstruate. The cat will have eaten tinned catfood, because biscuits would be easier to take and I don't want things to be too easy.

Turns out I am more squeamish about blood than I realized. Going with chunky cat puke for the win. Hope it got to eat Fancy Feast Fish Surprise so I can eat it on no meat Friday for Lent.

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03-03-2013 , 05:48 PM

#702

A-K-Q-J-T

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Originally Posted by SouthernPott

Turns out I am more squeamish about blood than I realized. Going with chunky cat puke for the win. Hope it got to eat Fancy Feast Fish Surprise so I can eat it on no meat Friday for Lent.

I thought meat was allowed on Friday now. Chicken would go down much easier imo.

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03-03-2013 , 09:26 PM

#703

JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by SouthernPott

Turns out I am more squeamish about blood than I realized. Going with chunky cat puke for the win. Hope it got to eat Fancy Feast Fish Surprise so I can eat it on no meat Friday for Lent.

If there were a Pope, he'd like this.

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03-04-2013 , 08:00 AM

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Doc T River

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QOTD

Would this be a Beat, Brag, or Variance?

Your sister is the former Miss Teen Delaware, Michelle King.

Now imagine, she's your girlfriend.

Last edited by Doc T River; 03-04-2013 at 08:01 AM. Reason: And yes, it's her in the tape.

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03-04-2013 , 08:34 AM

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-chopper-

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this thread has hit a new low

Last edited by -chopper-; 03-04-2013 at 08:34 AM. Reason: referencing haps questions

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03-04-2013 , 09:06 AM

#706

Hap Hapablap

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problem?

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03-04-2013 , 09:42 AM

#707

biceps

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It would be quite a solid brag imo.

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03-04-2013 , 09:45 AM

#708

-chopper-

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03-04-2013 , 11:41 AM

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SouthernPott

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Catch me up on Michelle King, is she the chick that just resigned her crown for supposedly other reasons than a sex tape? What is on the sex tape?

At my age I can't see how having a 20-22 year old sister/girlfriend with a sex tape out is anything but a beat and if I am in the tape that is definitely variance on the downside (for the viewing audience).

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03-04-2013 , 01:41 PM

#710

A-K-Q-J-T

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Originally Posted by Doc T River

QOTD

Would this be a Beat, Brag, or Variance?

Your sister is the former Miss Teen Delaware, Michelle King.

Now imagine, she's your girlfriend.

Bad beat.

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03-04-2013 , 04:21 PM

#711

Doc T River

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Originally Posted by SouthernPott

Yes, Michelle King is the beauty pagent winner who resigned her crown, but she says the girl isn't her. I can't honestly say if it is her or what the tape shows as I haven't seen it, but I imagine it shows pretty much the same thing as any sex tape shows.

Spoiler:

At my age, it'd be be a beat if she was a sister or a girlfriend.

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03-04-2013 , 04:26 PM

#712

ilovedonks

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incest is the best!

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03-04-2013 , 04:40 PM

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Doc T River

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incest is the best!

I'm not from Arkansas.

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03-04-2013 , 05:07 PM

#714

ilovedonks

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me neither!

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03-05-2013 , 07:54 AM

#715

Doc T River

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Would you rather know everything for a day or know nothing for a day?

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03-05-2013 , 07:58 AM

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-chopper-

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everything.

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03-05-2013 , 08:50 AM

#717

Hap Hapablap

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Hmmm...

I would rather know everything I think. I'd record myself saying the important stuff and then live on infinity money for the rest of my life.

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03-05-2013 , 10:45 AM

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Queen_Of_Spades

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Everything AINEC!

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03-05-2013 , 11:02 AM

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Doc T River

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I would prefer a day of knowing nothing because the day of knowing everything would probably drive me insane. And by everything, I mean not just knowledge of facts, but events that are going to happen in that day.

Think of it as your chance to be Bruce Almighty.

Of course, experiencing a day of nothing would probably leave you dead because you didn't know not to walk in front of that speeding metal object.

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03-05-2013 , 11:47 AM

#720

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Originally Posted by Doc T River

3 words:

Spoiler:

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03-05-2013 , 11:48 AM

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Everything, then for one day I can hang out in the smart forums and solve math puzzles or debate philosophy questions rather than decide if I want a shark or bear to bite off my nuts.

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03-05-2013 , 11:59 AM

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Hap Hapablap

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Originally Posted by SouthernPott

Everything, then for one day I can hang out in the smart forums and solve math puzzles or debate philosophy questions rather than decide if I want a shark or bear to bite off my nuts.

I smell an idea for tomorrow's QOTD...

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03-05-2013 , 12:40 PM

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Doc T River

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Originally Posted by SouthernPott

Everything, then for one day I can hang out in the smart forums and solve math puzzles or debate philosophy questions rather than decide if I want a shark or bear to bite off my nuts.

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

I smell an idea for tomorrow's QOTD...

Boy, are you guys squirrelly.