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Old 07-25-2017, 04:47 PM   #6551
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QOTD: Does/did your most recent female companion own a vibrator/dildo?

Yes. More than one. I thought all women did.

Story: I went to a girl's night recently and it turns out I am the only one who doesnt...yet.

Subquestions:
-Did she name it? No

-What?

-Was it bigger than what you're rocking? Some are. Some are not. She's also got one of them massagers from brookstone.

- if yes, does that hurt your feels? No. Feelings/ego remain intact.

-pics? Sorry, no pics.
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Old 07-25-2017, 05:30 PM   #6552
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Re: The question of the day thread

one word: hitachi

and this may blow your mind but a woman can use a vibrator with a guy there too. it's like a 3-way with a robot
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Old 07-25-2017, 07:12 PM   #6553
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Re: The question of the day thread

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It doesn't imply that because you've directly stated that you think fingers are more effective.

That statement directly implies that you've pleasured yourself more than anything else has due to your ability to self-induce the release.

BAM
Hmm, I have never not regularly masturbated regardless of sex.

Not sure if that fact argues slutty, not slutty, or neither..but it's fact.

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But no one is that slutty if they don't involve sex toys in the bedroom.

My arch-nemesis has a weakness.
Handcuffs, belts, and whips...tho

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one word: hitachi

and this may blow your mind but a woman can use a vibrator with a guy there too. it's like a 3-way with a robot
I'm saving myself for Johnny5.
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Old 07-25-2017, 07:15 PM   #6554
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Re: The question of the day thread

Also, wb Quiet American. You were missed around here the last few days.
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Old 07-25-2017, 07:42 PM   #6555
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Re: The question of the day thread

I don't believe you have experience in those areas either.

Requesting a trial session
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Old 07-25-2017, 07:53 PM   #6556
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Re: The question of the day thread

Prude label seems more marketable for woman, tbh. Request denied.
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Old 07-25-2017, 08:10 PM   #6557
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I don't believe you have experience in those areas either.

Requesting a trial session
I have some experience as well.

Want a trial?
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Old 07-25-2017, 09:23 PM   #6558
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^lol'd

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Old 07-25-2017, 09:55 PM   #6559
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one word: hitachi

and this may blow your mind but a woman can use a vibrator with a guy there too. it's like a 3-way with a robot
Mind is blown.
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Old 07-25-2017, 10:01 PM   #6560
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Re: The question of the day thread

Are we still talking about Kristy's hooha?
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Old 07-25-2017, 10:19 PM   #6561
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Re: The question of the day thread

I didn't think we were ever talking about it, so much as the things I'm apparently supposed to be shoving in or near it.

Why, do you have questions?
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Old 07-25-2017, 10:22 PM   #6562
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Re: The question of the day thread

Maybe. I'm not sure. Other than being gadget-free, is it notably different than other hoohas?
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Old 07-25-2017, 10:38 PM   #6563
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It's a neatly tucked away one.
Omgomgomg taught me recently that was weird, but I'm pretty cool with it.


So, your junk..paint me a word picture?
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Old 07-25-2017, 10:39 PM   #6564
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Re: The question of the day thread

horse penis.

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Old 07-25-2017, 10:42 PM   #6565
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Re: The question of the day thread

would you rather live in an apartment that shares a communal toilet and shower with an entire floor of an apartment building, or live in a bathroom?
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Old 07-25-2017, 10:45 PM   #6566
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Are we presuming we live alone or taking anyone who lives with us along?
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Old 07-25-2017, 10:47 PM   #6567
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Re: The question of the day thread

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would you rather live in an apartment that shares a communal toilet and shower with an entire floor of an apartment building, or live in a bathroom?
i'll take 'living in a loft' for $600', esa
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Old 07-25-2017, 10:48 PM   #6568
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Re: The question of the day thread

i imagine it'd be impossible to live in a bathroom with even one roommate, i wouldn't even bring visitors. so let's say you're living alone in a bathroom or however you like in the flophouse
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Old 07-25-2017, 10:49 PM   #6569
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I'll take the private bathroom then.
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Old 07-25-2017, 11:02 PM   #6570
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Private bathroom FTW. Can sleep in the tub.
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Old 07-25-2017, 11:03 PM   #6571
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I didn't think we were ever talking about it, so much as the things I'm apparently supposed to be shoving in or near it.

Why, do you have questions?
pics?

Last edited by jmitchell42; 07-25-2017 at 11:03 PM. Reason: count's as a question, right? :p
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Old 07-25-2017, 11:04 PM   #6572
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Old 07-25-2017, 11:25 PM   #6573
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Maybe. I'm not sure. Other than being gadget-free, is it notably different than other hoohas?
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It's a neatly tucked away one.
Omgomgomg taught me recently that was weird, but I'm pretty cool with it.


So, your junk..paint me a word picture?
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Old 07-26-2017, 12:05 AM   #6574
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I am alarmed that people are talking about me in OMG.
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Old 07-26-2017, 08:39 AM   #6575
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That is the right reaction.
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