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Old 11-07-2014, 06:52 PM   #3251
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When is masturbating with blackberry yogurt NOT a good idea?
Lol...blackberry.
Android yogurt, ftw!
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Old 11-07-2014, 07:21 PM   #3252
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Re: The question of the day thread

John Lennon is dead?
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Old 11-07-2014, 07:54 PM   #3253
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When is masturbating with blackberry yogurt NOT a good idea?
never
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Old 11-07-2014, 08:46 PM   #3254
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always a good idea
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Old 11-08-2014, 10:58 AM   #3255
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oh, I wasn't alive when was killed. that means I'm not a suspect.
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Old 11-08-2014, 11:28 AM   #3256
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I was alive, but I have an alibi.
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Old 11-08-2014, 11:32 AM   #3257
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oh, I wasn't alive when was killed. that means I'm not a suspect.
iyo...:suspicious:
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Old 11-11-2014, 08:05 AM   #3258
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Re: The question of the day thread

Would you like a huge peen which cums blood, or a micro-peen which ejaculates sweet tasting semen?
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Old 11-11-2014, 08:38 AM   #3259
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Re: The question of the day thread

I should probably ask my gf that question.
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Old 11-11-2014, 10:42 AM   #3260
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she says your micro-peen ejaculates blood.

#bestofboth
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Old 11-11-2014, 10:44 AM   #3261
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Re: The question of the day thread

A leaky penis seems like a bad idea, at my age
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Old 11-11-2014, 10:46 AM   #3262
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A leaky penis see!s like a bad idea
seers?
seeds?

it's "seeps", isnt it?

A leaky penis seeps like a bad idea
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Old 11-11-2014, 10:47 AM   #3263
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you ninja you
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Old 11-11-2014, 11:14 AM   #3264
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Re: The question of the day thread

micro peen ftw, would just have to eat pussy a lot more
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Old 11-11-2014, 11:32 AM   #3265
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seers?
seeds?

it's "seeps", isnt it?

A leaky penis seeps like a bad idea
Seepage of bad ideas is a bad idea, even if it's not from an old man's peen.
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Old 11-11-2014, 11:45 AM   #3266
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she says your micro-peen ejaculates blood.

#bestofboth
If the sweet tasting was chocolate, she's going with that.
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Old 11-11-2014, 11:54 AM   #3267
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I should probably ask my gf that question.
how sweet
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Old 11-11-2014, 01:19 PM   #3268
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micro peen... I'm used to that already.
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Old 11-12-2014, 06:55 AM   #3269
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Re: The question of the day thread

Huge peen, ejaculate blood, whine that I'm on my period. That'll show 'em
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Old 11-12-2014, 10:57 AM   #3270
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Huge peen, ejaculate blood, whine that I'm on my period. That'll show 'em
Oh, hap...
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Old 11-13-2014, 01:40 PM   #3271
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would you rather wife a woman with no tits at all (like ribs and nips) or one with gigantic chesticles like this:

mnsfw:
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Old 11-13-2014, 01:47 PM   #3272
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obviously the one with a better personality...
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Old 11-13-2014, 02:26 PM   #3273
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obviously the one with a better personality...
she is the coolest girl you have ever met and everything else about her is perfect
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Old 11-13-2014, 03:33 PM   #3274
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no tits at all. you can get her fake boobs

also the one with the watermelons will have back problems and eats more = expensive whore
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Old 11-13-2014, 06:43 PM   #3275
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obviously the one with a better personality...
If personality equal, no tits. Those are ridiculous.
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