The best film ever made on that subject is;;;

PREGNANT SHEILAS AND HORNY MIDGETS

Thanks Morph for making me spit out my breakfast.

You're welcome!

smh

some times its like i don't even know you

1-Its harder to find job abroad, especially without a real degree, no resume/work experience.
2-You dont have enough money to move out your dad house and you considering moving to US?
3-Stop trolling us Luke
4-It's not like you couldn't start going to the gym in Australia...
5-Yes you should be thinking about something else

QOTD:

Which would you rather have sewn shut: Mouth or anus?

If mouth: you get fed through a tube.

If anus: colostomy bag

mouth. food is fattening and most of the things i say end up being personally embarrassing later

Hey Oberunner, tomorrow is Sunday, what are your thoughts?

1 it's not that hard, there just aren't jobs here atm

2 i have enough money for a plane ticket. I just need a little more and i could go.

3 I'm not trolling i was having a bad day

4) **** you, I gym 4 times a week

5) you should think about not posting no more, but here we are!

fyp

As someone who have lived/worker abroad I think you should consider my advices more wisely.

1-Yes its harder to find job abroad when you dont hold master degree or PhD
2-enough money for plane ticket + little bit lol. Thats not even enough to move to places like South East Asia.
3-ok wtv
4-consider a diet
5-thats my last serious post answering one of your question

Where the **** could you possibly live in Australia where you can't find a job? Unless you're like outback, outback there's really no excuse. You'd be best of getting a job and saving up, the minimum wage in Australia is stupid high when compared to the states.

Dingo baby

I also find that funny. Especially when my friends from France, Canada and US are moving to AUS because there is actually more jobs opportunities over there. But yet, those are people with real skills and real degree.

By 'Dingo baby' I'm assuming you are referring that that baby girl THAT WAS ****ING EATEN BY A DINGO in the 80s. The one where the Mum went to Jail for like 30 years for killing her child, when it was actually a dingo (can't remember how they confirmed it, DNA or some ****). I get the feeling you've got it in your head that it was a baby that was looked after by dingos or something? That or you've got a really twisted sense of humour, I fail to see how the connection was made to outback Luke. Yeah they both live/lived outback but I'm sure if the Dingo baby were to have grown up she'd of easily landed a job. Unless... You're implying that there was no 'dingo' and your insinuation is that Luke was responsible? Seems like something he would do.

I thought it was the australian version of, "it's all good, baby"

I'm gonna keep using it that way

It's all good baby baby!

yes, but what you seem to forget that A) there is not CHOICE of stores here. it's either one or the other. ( most store are closing down)

b) the price of everything is SO ****ING HIGH. everything has 40 bucks put on top of everything.

come on man you don't have any friends

This really seems like learned helplessness. No choice of stores? You're honestly a ****ing disabled man in an able mans body. Take your lazy ass down to Coles/Woolworths/Aldi/Target/Kmart/BigW if that fails McDonald's/Hungry Jacks/Red rooster/Domino's will always be hiring. Even a ****ing fruit picking job... You have no right to be selective about jobs unless you bring something significant to the table, you do not. If you think the minimum wage/cost of living ratio is out of whack in Australia you're going to be in for a very rude awakening if you ever do decide to go to the US or pretty much anywhere else in the world for that matter. Stop making excuses for yourself, you're setting your own limitations without even trying.

yeah it sucks at the min man... too many management jobs and not enough at the low end.

Who are these people managing then?

kidnapped aborigine children