I didn't know we were supposed to do that. I mean, eventually they'll get caught in a sock or something and tear. They seem to take care of themselves.
My dad was an insulin-dependent diabetic his last 15 years.
[similar cardio-vascular issues too.. except he went and got Chinese acupuncture in the 1970's, where now I go get Chinese happy-tug. Modern medicine has progressed immensely, obv. .]
If my mom n dad actually had 20 minutes of sex A YEAR,
I woulda been on the edge of the goddamn bed cheerin em on...
i figure i'd jump in feet first and hose off, i don't really give a **** about my legs but i'm very protective of my face. on the other hand i'd be worried about maybe picking up some kind of parasite from the super hardy elephant dung, i mean that's gotta have the gnarliest parasites in the world, right? ****in tough. what if i get a dickworm? or a buttworm? which would be worse?
Last edited by ScreaminAsian; 01-07-2015 at 08:59 PM.